#bettybruce

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Bruce Banner & Betty Ross

Hulk: Grand Design | Madness

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I still can't believe they erased Betty Ross from the MCU for a romance that, as far as I know, doesn't even exist in the comics.

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Touch meme

7. Head in lap

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betty- i see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach

bruce-I'm not at the beach this is a bath tub

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Betty and bruce for the ship thing

(i love you :) )

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

rick. they don’t know when he found the spare keys, but every so often they come home to shit like this and they just know.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

i don’t really see them as cat people- but i can definitely see them with a dog, (puppy!!!) and bruce is just so used to it following him around that he always forgets to send it out of the room

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

bruce singing (well, trying to sing) “the luckiest guy in the lower east side” in the shower has like, a million views

who breaks the most phones

when they’re finally reunited after the avengers movie and move back into their old house, betty has this awful habit of forgetting their old 90’s phone has a cord and accidentally rips the socket off the wall when she tries to walk away with it

who dies first

no

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant

idk, i can see them both being the kind of people who would drink soya milk for fun 

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

betty can’t cook, at all, and bruce will never, ever tell her this

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

bruce is an Aggressively Apologetic Cuddler and betty will literally push him off the bed and onto the floor if she’s wound up enough

who uses the computer most

betty, bruce can’t get his head round social media anyway

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Fic: Shit Show, Betty/Bruce, G

Written for Bonus Round 5 over at the marvelshippinggames.

MCU | Betty/Bruce | Rated G | ~500 words | fluff, established relationship | DW, AO3

“It’ll blow over in a few days and no one will remember. Or Tony will do something even more embarrassing so everyone will be paying attention to him again.”

There was a shuffling noise and he turned to see Betty standing in the doorway of the bedroom, nightgown on but not looking like she’d been asleep. She smiled as he stumbled toward the kitchen for a cup of tea, following after him to take the delicate cup from his hands, which were trembling with exhaustion.

“How was Tony’s party?” she asked, carefully measuring out tea leaves as the kettle heated.

He thought for a moment, then sighed, shaking his head. “It was…” he trailed off. There was really no way to put it mildly. “Well, it was a shit show.”

“We all have our days,” Betty said, not unkindly. He thought a smile might be hidden in the sympathetic tilt of her lips, but he couldn’t be sure. “Your’s just might be on the internet.”

Bruce groaned, covering his eyes with a hand. Of course she already knew. And of course it was already on the internet. He hadn’t noticed any camera’s, but to fair he had been quite distracted at the time and far too tired to care afterwards.

Why did his life have to be like this? He would have been quite happy to never get any publicity whatsoever. That dream had unfortunately gone straight down the drain as soon as the Other Guy showed up. And even more so when he agreed to join the Avengers. Especially Tony; he’d turned out to be quite a bad influence, not that it was really surprising with his reputation.

“Bruce, honey,” Betty said, breaking him out of his reverie.

He looked up to see her holding out a steaming cup of tea and he took it, deeply inhaling the calming scent and warmth. “Thanks,” he said quietly. It wasn’t just thanks for the tea, but he was pretty sure she knew that.

She smiled and started guiding him toward the bedroom. “It’s not so bad,” she said a few minutes later, sitting on the bed as she watched him change into a pair of soft pajamas. “It’ll blow over in a few days and no one will remember. Or Tony will do something even more embarrassing so everyone will be paying attention to him again.”

Bruce laughed, relaxing a little. “That sounds like Tony,” he admitted, voice more fond than he’d ever admit to. He settled into the bed, pulling the sheets around him as Betty turned off the lights.

“Sleep now, it’ll be better in the morning,” Betty said as she curled against his side, making him smile. He still wasn’t sure how he’d been so lucky to have someone like her in his life, but he sure wasn’t complaining. “I promise.”

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Sunday Six

Each Sunday, post six sentences from a writing project — published, submitted, in progress, for your cat — whatever.

From an upcoming Betty/Bruce fic for MSG:

“It was…” he trailed off. There was really no way to put it mildly. “Well, it was a shit show.”

“We all have our days,” Betty said, not unkindly. He thought a smile might be hidden in the sympathetic tilt of her lips, but he couldn’t be sure. “Your’s just might be on the internet.”

From an upcoming Pepperony fic for MSG:

“Tony,” Pepper said, voice slow and deliberate. Tony thought he’d probably be shivering at the tone even if he weren’t already from standing out in the hallway naked. “Where are your pants?”

“I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem,” he whined, arms tightening around each other at a particularly chill breeze blew past. This was really not the time to be caught up on things like proper wardrobe. “When are you going to unlock the door?”

From my NaNo:

"Has anyone talked to your aunt? She has a lot of… connections.”

Vix thought for a moment, trying to remember, then shook her head. “I don’t think so,” she said. “She was busy doing that thing last time we talked to her I think?”

“Oh, the thing with the… [insert something weird and kind of sceevy],” [mom’s name] said, nodding her head.

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things i will absolutely include in the bretty punk au when i actually get the chance to write it

republica

bruce's tiny, battered motorcycle

betty having to wear bruce's ripped, covered-in-badges labcoat because her own one is missing and absolutely despising it

class rivals

they both end up being erik's interns/academic kids

bruce obnoxiously making out with boys at parties in her flat

betty stealing all of bruce's cigarettes and finding all of his stupid hiding places for them and replacing them with like, herbal sweets

that one time bruce saw her walking home and was concerned for her safety but ended up getting pepper sprayed when he tried to approach her

an endless stream of science pun t-shirts

"i can't believe you're at this concert"

"you've got the one book i need from the library and i am fully prepared to do drastic things to get it"

paper coffee cups with "i'm sorry i'm a dick" left on betty's desk

"what do you mean someone beat you in a test only i'm allowed to do that"

really angry sex

"i can't remember if we're still dating after last week but regardless i do remember that it's our anniversary today and you are going to let me give you these flowers"

chance meetings at feminist/lgbt/socialist protests "what are you doing" "holding up a banner" "not funny PUT ME DOWN"