#bible tw

[brokendreamscreation]

*thinking about the fact that Lucid is possibly younger than JC*

Me: …Wait is he younger than the New Testament?

*googling when the Bible was completed: over 1,900 yrs ago*

Me: LUCID ARE YOU YOUNGER THAN THE FUCKING BIBLE?!

[wawek]

THE HIGHER THE DOME, THE CLOSER TO GOD: “MEGACHURCHES” EXPLORES THE ARID ARCHITECTURE OF AMERICA’S NEW SANCTUARIES

[satanourunholylord]

Jesus Won Creation at the cross and resurrection making Satan The biggest loser and he’s gonna end up in Hell which is Gods prison. Satan is not a ruler but a victim of his own pride lmfao you mad.

It’s all written in stone since the beginning and nothing will ever change that… 😎👍 the Bible rules, and Anton Lavey got what he deserved and Lucien greaves is next unless he repents. #JusticeWillBeServed #BigFacts #EveryKneeShallBow #EverytongueShallConfess #JesusIsLord 😎👍

[ungodlydandelion]

Happy Sunday; I hope every Bible is lost.

[fjordfolk]

Troja dashing through the snow, with that intense face and those bright blue eyes literally blazing in the picture makes her look like one of the horse(men) of the apocalypse

2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

4 And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

5 And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.

7 And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

[warrenwilkinson]

Don’t you love a good family picture?

@gil-grimes

[a-rabble-rousing-mission]

Jesus: What’s up guys?

Mary: What the— You can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Jesus: Death is a social construct

[momowho34]

I have read the biblical books of Samuel and thus concluded;

King David is:

Such a dramatic bitch that he wrote 150 psalms for no fucking reason

The amount of songs he wrote is innumerable and that is extra as fuck

Is so good at playing the kinnor (its basically an ancient lute) that he could banish demons with it.

Chaotic neutral on a good day

Notoriously hot

Made a habit of running into the woods when something went wrong.

Petty as fuck

Managed to gain a following of four hundred outlaws to follow him and rebel against the king on his charisma alone

Look, am I saying King David is a bard? Well... yes. Yes that’s exactly what I’m saying.