#bidonica

[lospaziobianco]

by Elisa Poggese on Tumblr 

[tronodiferro]

Theon comic

Theon VI by bidonica

[saessenach]

“Ser Jaime?” Even in soiled pink satin and torn lace, Brienne looked more like a man in a gown than a proper woman. “I am grateful, but . . . you were well away. Why come back?” A dozen quips came to mind, each crueler than the one before, but Jaime only shrugged. “I dreamed of you,” he said.”

Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth in A Storm of Swords for @bidonica

@amuelia is the best for organising this exchange and getting us all together 🥺

HAPPY VALENTINE'S 💕💕💕

details under the cut

[bitchfromtheseventhhell]

no shrine, no grove, no oracle

She will be radiant as the sun, as rich as the Stepstone Galaxies, and more beautiful than Queen Cersei herself.

They say a prophecy is like a treacherous woman. She takes your member in her mouth, and you moan with the pleasure of it and think, how sweet, how fine, how good this is, and then her teeth snap shut and your moans turn to screams.

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A Cupid & Psyche Retelling for @bidonica

[francy-sketches]

16 & 20 for the ask meme

you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc

already had my f&b hater moment but I'm gonna do it again idc. how does that book have so many diehard fans i dont get it

part of canon you found tedious or boring

all the davos chapters this man is so boring. ok your sons exploded and you've wanted to suck stannis off ever since he cut off your fingers I get ittt say something else now.

also most of dany's chapters it's not her fault bc i like her pov it's just grrm half assed writing the side characters in her story. I kept falling asleep reading the mereen chapters I'm not exaggerating lol

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

Her old master-at-arms had always questioned whether she was hard enough for battle. “You have a man’s strength in your arms,” Ser Goodwin had said to her, more than once, “but your heart is as soft as any maid’s. It is one thing to train in the yard with a blunted sword in hand, and another to drive a foot of sharpened steel into a man’s gut and see the light go out of his eyes.” To toughen her, Ser Goodwin used to send her to her father’s butcher to slaughter lambs and suckling pigs. The piglets squealed and the lambs screamed like frightened children. By the time the butchering was done Brienne had been blind with tears, her clothes so bloody that she had given them to her maid to burn. –A Feast for Crows, Brienne IV

“You think if you save poor Sansa, you could make them stop, don't you? You think if Sansa lives, you won't wake up in the dark, ever again, to that awful screaming of the lambs?”

(art by @bidonicart​, from Jaime and Brienne: AFfC)

[amuelia]

Catelyn and Cersei, prompted by a discussion about medieval nobles sharing beds on visits

Happy Birthday @bidonica !!  ❤︎ 

[janiedean]

Non sapevo fossi una fan di Skyler White! Siamo pochi ma buoni, underrated queen

parliamoci chiaro skyler era mvp e la gente che la odia non capisce un cazzo cioè per me era third fave overall perché ciao jesse e mike il mio cuore ma delle donne ERA ASSOLUTAMENTE LA MIGLIORE SEMPRE NEL MIO CUORE