#big tipper

[bjfinn]

BIG TIPPER

A little girl, about eight or ten years old, just came to my cash with two packages of candy. I ring them up and tell her it's $10.56 (we're an expensive store in a wealthy neighbourhood). She gives me $11, and I hand her the change, whereupon she says, in a shy voice, "Oh, you can keep the change."

I just got tipped 45¢ by an elementary school kid!

🤣🤣🤣

[thebestpartofthecarrotcostume]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shameless (US) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ian Gallagher/Mickey Milkovich, Ian Gallagher & Mickey Milkovich Characters: Ian Gallagher, Mickey Milkovich Additional Tags: First Date, lockdown - Freeform, isolaion, COVID-19, Coronavirus, texts, Flirting, Social Distance, Pizza Delivery Guy - Freeform Series: Part 2 of Life in Lockdown Summary:

What happens when you orgasm in your hallway in front of the pizza delivery guy and then he asks for your number?

[everythingniceandsweet]

Nigerian mom's when you're making noise when they're on the phone 😂😂😂😂

Nah this was my mom fr 💀😂😂

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[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, December 6, 1908

[thebestpartofthecarrotcostume]

Idk Big Tipper getting nearly 1000 views in a week is pretty cool I guess

[thebestpartofthecarrotcostume]

Hoping to get the next installment of Life in Lockdown finished and up tonight

All the flantery texts that happened after Big Tipper

[travelinmatt67]

"The Theory of Happiness"

In 1922, Albert Einstein stayed at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo, Japan. In lieu of a tip for a bellman he presented a handwritten and signed note.

What was Einstein's theory? "A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness."

The note recently sold at auction for $1.3 million. A good theory and a GREAT tip!

[clares-memes]

Big Tipper rebuking the audience in Yoruba in Celestial garments and lightening eyes Snapchat filter whilst ringing the celestial church prayer bell.