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[fafodill]

Top 3 favourite characters, top 3 otps and top 3 underrated characters/ships

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I assume you mean with HP so

Favourite characters:

Severus Ob-viously Snape. Dramatic snake king. Absolute bitch. Would smooch and smack and marry any day, any hour, in every storage room.

Sirius Drinking-Problem Black. Would get hammered and make him cry by confronting him with his unresolved feelings of grief. Might fuck (and be disappointed).

Remus Boo-hooLupin. Was my fav when I was younger, now I want to slap him a lot. Still can't shake off my residual fondness so I'm torn between sneering at him and wanting to buy him new clothes.

OTP/Underrated ships:

Sirius/Severus aka Snack. I love their funny, aggressive and sexually charged dynamic way too much (I'm just a gurl). Whimpering like a victorian man for The War of the Roses by @saintsenara.

Tonks/Moody. Do yourself a huge service and go read Difficult to work with from the great @wisteria-lodge and @niche-pastiche.

Lucius/Severus/Narcissa aka Snucissa. I just... well... from the same great minds, go make yourself blush reading Premature Eulogy.

Underrated Characters:

Alastor Moody. This man is a legend, we need more of him and his limp. Let's remember he can see through clothes.

Filch. We should include him way more in fictions. Underused as fuck. Make him play chess with Snape. Make him cunning or brave or nice or obsessed, or a pervert, idc, just do something with him.

Binns. Same argument.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 30 - Intrigued

Wolfstar, March 30, word count 337

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It had been two weeks since the trial. Evan had gone home. Barty was forced to go home, Sirius literally having to push him out of the Potter’s door. He and Remus had asked to stay on at Lily and James’s while the renovations were being taken care of at the house. Apparently, the other tenants had been more than happy to move out, helped along with the offer of free hotel rooms until they found their own place. 

Work had quickly begun on the house, replacing doors that had been removed between rooms when the house was spilt. Pulling out all the kitchens and some of the bathrooms, but the biggest renovation was the entire bottom floor needed gutting of all the cooking equipment and a wall was being built where the shop window had been. 

Everything had been quiet at the Potter’s. He’d been waiting for something, anything from his parents, but there was nothing. A few days later Sirius found out why.

He got a phone call from a Mr Binns, his parents' lawyer. He was exceedingly boring, Sirius had trouble concentrating long enough as he spoke with him on the phone to understand why he was calling. He wanted Sirius to come to his office as they had some paperwork to go through. Intrigued, Sirius and Remus arranged a time to meet. 

“It’s very black and white, Mr Black,” Binns droned on. “Because your parents are no longer fit ti control the businesses, or the assets, everything has automatically been put into your name. They can not touch it. You, Mr Black, are now an exceedingly wealthy young man,” Sirius gaped at the breakdown of everything. He knew his family had money, but this was outrageous. He showed Remus and Remus choked on his own spit. 

“Oh my gods!” They stared open-jawed at each other until Binns interrupted them. 

“Please sign here, and it’s all yours,” Sirius picked up the pen and, with a final glance at Remus, signed on the dotted line.

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[lorainelegacy]

I have finally made the Tier List of the HL professors. I'll leave it below in case anyone wants to do it and maybe I'll make more Tier Lists with more characters.

I'm sorry for Bai and Satyavati, but they really seemed like characters you don't even remember. The game should have gone much deeper into each and every one of the professors, as it would have been great to be able to do quests with them or recruit them as companions, but the game itself has a lot of things to improve -.-

Tier list:

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[uncrownedjules]

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[mugglenet]

Do you love “Harry Potter” and Chemistry? Here’s a parody of the Periodic Table Song that’ll be playing in your head for hours on end.

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O.W.L scores on Hogwarts Mystery.