katsuki def snores and is so in denial about it until izuku threatens to sleep on the couch. katsuki would rather die (again) than sleep apart so he goes to a doctor IMMEDIATELY
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katsuki def snores and is so in denial about it until izuku threatens to sleep on the couch. katsuki would rather die (again) than sleep apart so he goes to a doctor IMMEDIATELY
*deku's class*
Deku-sensei: "so if we rewatch this part of the fight we realize *starts yapping excitedly about all might*"
Katsuki who is a guest teacher that day, smirking: "see, your sensei is such a nerd HA"
The class:"but dynamight your hero name is literally dynaMIGHT" "and in that one interview you said you still have a card from all might chips you got when you were five-" "-and even worse it's your Keychain now" "and paps caught you with a vintage all might shirt the other day-"
Katsuki:"OK THAT'S ENOUGH"
Don’t Leave Me Loving You
Chapter 1: Feels Like You're Letting Your Hands Off the Wheel
— Post-Canon, Fix-It, Angst with a Happy Ending
Summary:
The music was blasting so loud that Katsuki completely missed the knock at the door, his only warning of a newcomer being Kirishima’s frenzied shout as he welcomed the man that Katsuki was most eager to evade.
"Midoriya! You made it after all!”
Katsuki felt his blood run cold. Izuku wasn’t supposed to be here; he told them weeks ago in an apologetic text that he would be busy all weekend grading final papers. His absence was the primary reason Katsuki decided to come. So why the fuck was he here?
~ Alternatively, several weeks following the events of chapter 431, Katsuki and Izuku meet again at a class party. Finally—and perhaps for the very first time—they have a real heart-to-heart.
I'm bored. I'm also in a mood. Therefore, it is time for another round of what doesn't kill you (makes you wish you were dead) headcanons!
tagging @hol1daygrl1225 bc she's my beautiful beta reader and goes feral over this fic
This time, though, it's different. It's different because these headcanons are le spicy.
(feel free to send asks about stuff here, especially the katzuku I love them sooooooooo much)
as such, I'm putting them under the cut.
main ships included: katzuku, erasermic
other smaller ships: shinkami, miritama
i hc that in a modern/no quirks/college au, katsuki would go into some kind of computer science/IT field and be damn good at it but when his program keeps getting errors he rages like me and looks up the people who created the language/software he's working on/with and then curses them and their moms out like me i could also definitely see izuku as a computer science/IT major, except he cries out of pure frustration when his code just Isn't Working also like me
@tobythetrashytrash makes some very good points but now all I can think of is a future where No. 1 Pro Hero Deku is recording those motivational “Stay in School Kids” videos,
and Kacchan and Todo or someone are in the background are just losing their minds and Katsuki looks him dead in the eye and mouths "Hypocrite" and Izuku who is so sick of this joke bec- let it slide Kacchan I was 16 and also in the middle of a WAR ple as e- (this is his 8th take because Kacchan has ruined the last 7 by snorting uglily in the background)
Me? avoiding canon traumatic events and skipping to the happy ending as a coping mechanism??? it's more likely than you think.
5SA!!!
Thoughts on: deku realizes his feelings first, how does he go about wooing his kacchan?
ok so pretending that deku isn't literally the densest person in the world for right now
(hc under cut)
Pro Heros and Dealing w/ Children
These are my hcs about how good Kacchan and Deku are at dealing with children. I might post some about other 1-A kids later, but I was inspired to do bakudeku because of the fic preview I recently posted.
- Little kids think that Baku’s abrasive/dramatic nature is pretty funny. (I can just imagine Baku loudly, yet harmlessly, scolding young children for rushing into danger...only for them to laugh at his dramatics.)
- They’ll see him yelling “DIE!” at a villain and be in awe of his victory. Then go around imitating him because they think he’s super cool (much to their parent’s chagrin).
- Baku is annoyed by most people, but he likes kids. They’re clingy just like older fans and chatty like reporters. For some reason though, it doesn’t annoy him as much when it’s a young child that’s trusting him with their safety just because he’s a pro hero (in training).
- Deku is lovable in general, but he’s awkward when talking with children (and just people in general, but this is about the children). He’s just really bad at connecting with them, so kids prefer to interact with Katsuki.
- Katsuki lightheartedly makes fun of Deku for being awkward with kids.
- Deku loves watching Katsuki interact with young children. He looks so soft...
- Little kids think Deku looks super cool while fighting and he looks super nice, so he has a lot of younger fans.
- Baku doesn’t have as many young fans as Deku because he’s pretty intimidating, but the ones he has are very devoted and admire him a lot.
- Katsuki tries to soften his facial expressions when children are around. He doesn’t want them to find him intimidating (they’re his favorite kind of fans).
- When a kid comes up to Deku, he just goes in with a bunch of basic questions. Hi. What’s your name? What... And it goes on like that. He’s pretty awkward with reporters too, but at least those are prompted questions that he can ramble long answers to or ignore. Deku is a talker, so he has problems with kids who just want someone to listen. And he’s bad at relating to them (he gives very general responses).
- Baku as an older pro, getting close to retirement, with a large part of his fanbase being people he spoke to or inspired when they were little kids.
- Little kids being fans of the Wonder Duo (but favoring Deku over Baku), until they meet them. Then they have new respect and admiration for Hero Dynamight (but they still like Deku).
- A little kid, with a weak or nonexistant quirk, coming up to the Wonder Duo to ask if they can be a hero.
Deku: (Tells the kid what he wanted to hear when he was a kid) You can do anything you put your mind to. I believe in you! *takes a deep breath to start a ramble about proper health and training*
Kacchan: (has matured enough to recognize that a quirk doesn’t make a hero, it’s the strength of heart, will, and body) *interrupts before ramble can start* You can do whatever the fuck you want to do. There are a lot of ways to be a hero, but to be a good pro you need the heart and the strength. The question isn’t can you do it, it’s can you put in the work to become the hero you want to be?
This is really long, so I’m gonna stop here. These are not organized at all. Sorry about that. I’m sorry, not sorry that there’s more Kacchan than Deku.