#blorbocore

[chironeis]

more characters should be asexual (for many reasons but) partially because it makes them wayyyyy weirder about sex and that's sooo much more compelling to me

[radio-atlas]

Oh also while im on that note

Avery and D3r are t4t mlm

I do make the rules and this is one of them

[yhowdy]

There is an inverse relationship between how well I’m doing and how well my blorbos are doing

[waspsinyouryard]

Somehow struck by a scene of two characters who are close to one another. One of them is like. recovering from illness or injury or whatever. And the other decides to get them a gift. But they desperately reject it. They're begging and pleading with the other character to not give them any kind of gift.

And eventually it comes out that the character begging the other to not gift them something did that because they have a really fucked up understanding of relationships and has been mentally tracking the monetary value of every single thing they have done for the other person, and that the other person has done for them. Not only would the gift put them further in the red (the other person HAS been taking care of them a lot recently after all) but they're unable to repay it immediately which is surely also grounds for some kind of additional "late fee." And they're desperate to provide the other person with some sort of profit margin.

[loupsgarou]

mans dicks with people for funsies and i personally think it’s adorable

[heptadecagon-studios]

they all want me dead #blorbocore

[rose-coyote]

How unfortunate for you that you've become my favourite character...

[toadallypawsome]

Tumblr users always telling me imagine your blorbo this, imagine your blorbo that. When do I get assigned my personal blorbo? When will I find them? Are they out there looking for me too?

If I do not have one. Maybe I must steal one. Maybe I must Grinch the blorbos