#bluezetaflash

[lesbo-saster]

how I feel that the fics are

Please, don't exclude Khaji from the relationship. he deserves love too :((

[yjwhatif]

Here’s a load of different colour versions of BOYS GONE BAD…

LB

[pixielle-blpls]

y'all can argue abt bluepulse vs zetaflash all day (i will not be participating as i find it funny/sad bc 1. canon isn't the end all be all of the "worthiness" of shipping and 2. knowing that Bart likely won't have a boyfriend in yjtas regardless bc of dc's current alleged gay embargo on him 💔)

but.

all i want us to agree on is that in a bluezetaflash situation it would definitely mildly amuse/infuriate Bart that, while Jaime was his ~awakening~ during the emotional drama trauma that was Invasion, both of his boyfriends knew they were queer as young teenagers bc of their coincidental twin baby-gay crushes on

Tye Longshadow.

(whom i personally think is the chill token str8 [!!w/ a bi girlfriend!!] in their friend group, who would never no homo anyone and fully respects other peoples' feelings despite not reciprocating...

but he absolutely does make fun of Bart for how it all shook out in the end when the topic comes up in conversation, lmaoo)

[purpleoctopusman]

Jesus has spoken

[purpleoctopusman]

I've done far worse than kill you...

[purpleoctopusman]

Jaime: You can't date Bart. He's MY boyfriend.

Eduardo: 

[purpleoctopusman]

I’m sorry ladies, but