#bone soup

[undynestan]

Your soup was watery and mediocre, as soup went, but as a delivery method for gelid explosives—it was perfect.

edit: here’s a version with harrows facepaint on bc i forgot the first time #sorryguysitwas3am

[griddleleaffig]

Gonna make the wildest TLT argument: if the arm scene in Harrow was basically a sex scene, so was the Soup Incident

[silent--daughter]

will i ever find someone to match my freak. where are the cavaliers and necromancers out there i need you. i crave You.

[ianthe-tridentarius-apologist]

had a really good idea and my very talented gf brought it to life :D

[weirdmedievalgirl]

I’m sick ( unfortunately not just a figure of speech) and on top of that Tor played with my heart. At this rate I might need to go full Harrow soup chef but my target instead of Gideon the original flavour shall be the guy running my uni ( which btw is like 3 times older than usa)

[moonbathedsaturniid]

what if instead of harrowhark it was marrowhark and instead of putting bone marrow in the soup they put bone harrow in the soup

[ourg0dsal]

I have a new recurring problem of using "Jod" instead of God amongst peers that know nothing about tlt.

On one hand, I think it's hilarious, and works as a better alternative because im an atheist.

On the other hand, they are all slightly aware that it's a reference to something, but my consistency with it has them worried.

Examples of worrying sentences:

"I swear to JOD I will put bones in your soup!"

"Jod man, you make me want to lobotomize myself so I don't have to remember any of this,"

"Oh my Jod! You'd look so good if your arm was cut off and replaced with a bone made of gold!"

Like the rest of the sentence will be perfectly normal, but I add JOD to it and people give me weird looks.

[griddleharkbrainrot]

You put your Tibia in the soup and you mix it all up