#borhap incorrect quotes

[gingerpines]

Joe: Can’t you just try and look at things from my perspective for once?

Gwilym: *crouches down to Joe’s height*

Joe: NOT LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

[onceuponadetectivedemigod]

Roger: if you ever threaten my daughter again I will punch right in the nose. It won’t hurt I’m not strong

[freddieskillerqueen]

Me: You have to know Queen, it’s one of the most famous bands in history, it’s constantly playing on the radio, come on!

Also me: *Hears any Queen song playing on the radio*

[cuntholicism]

Cardboard Ben be like:

Imma cardboard bitch

bitch

bitch

bitch

bitch

bitch

imMA CARDBOARD BITCH

[onceuponadetectivedemigod]

Deaky: wanna take this away from the table

Brian: so you can what beat me up no thanks

Deaky: I couldn’t beat you up

Brian: I’m completely out of shape

Deaky: I’m sore from playing horseshoes

[freddieskillerqueen]