(( For the record i really need to say this is not a kizaru x zoro fan fic just because of how it sounds for this chapter, the next chapter well actually get to explore kea guys but enjoy
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Zoro really didn't know how this happened, one minute he was chasing after Luffy next thing he knew he was staring down an admiral not just any admiral, it just so happened to be that cocky bastard kizaru of all people.
kizaru's lips curled up " oh? interesting?" he said dragging out his words slow as ever. Zoro's eyebrow started to twitch he did not have the time for this.
Kizaru stepped back " calm down I,m not going to arrest you, but would you like some weed?" Zoro stopped blinking slowly processing before it clicked " what the hell?!" " what? don't give me that look it's a side business " he said shrugging his shoulders.
Zoro could only stare " sheesh if your looking for that straw hat, he ran into that Ikea over there, good look that place is a pain to navigate " Zoro rolled his eyes " how hard could it be?" he scoffed out
kizaru couldn't help but laugh after, all who hadn't heard the stories of Zoro's navigation skills on the grand line " I could help you for a price"
Zoro squinted at him how on earth was this guy an admiral when he looked as trustworthy as a cars salesman " I don't need your help! I, ll find them my damn self!" you didn't let me finish" kizaru dragged out as Zoro marched off in the wrong direction
Zoro stopped looking around confused " where the hell am I now?" he grumbled under his breath. as he stared at the open green field as he rubbed his matching green hair before he started walking again somehow finding himself back where he started he gripped his hair in frustration. " Oh? back again so soon, do you want some help?" Zoro eyebrow twitched this just wasn't his day at all, first Luffy gum gummed him off that ship then ran off to god knows where and now he had to deal with kizaru ..yet again
Zoro gritted his teeth " I know where I,m going" oh? really? , then why didn't you go inside" he said as he lazily pointed at the building behind him which had big letters which spelled out IKEA
kizaru couldn't help but smirk " are you in need of a guide? pirate hunter, I think I saw straw hat run off toward the food court somewhere " Hell no not from you!" now now don't be like that i,m merely trying to make a business transaction. I help you, in return, you buy from me and share the good word with your little pirate friends and ill let you and the straw hats go I won't even tell Sengoku you were here no problem "
Zoro grimaced did he actually have a choice here? it wasn't like he couldn't take on an admiral right now " fine " he grumbled reaching into his pocket taking out the beri nami had so gracious loaned him with interest kizaru grinned widely " meet me in the back ally..if you can find it " he said walking off
zoro was fuming " what a dick ...wait wasn't he supposed to help?" " HEY where do you think you're going?!" he yelled but kizaru was already gone and he was starting to get looks from the strangers who started to whisper " that poor man must be mentally ill he's yelling at the air..we should just walk away" Zoro threw his hands off in the air as he stormed off to find that cocky admiral cursing under his breath he rather make a deal with nami than that bastard
Zoro looked around confused " he said ally so where is it" he mumbled as he rubbed his head as he looked around this time finding himself in the shopping district. he soon found himself back where he started once again " the rumors are true you can't navigate at all eh? alright follow me" kizaru motioned for him to follow
zoro's head shot up " YOU" kizaru raised an eyebrow " want to find your friends" he quickly moved his hand off his sword as he followed him into the just as shady alleyway his thoughts racing was this guy flirting with him? he couldn't tell anymore. kizaru reached into his navy coat pulling out a bag " share this with your crew especially that orange girl the thief shell recognize the quality and well talk again"
" arent you supposed to be a marine ?" so?" you cant sell me drugs?" it's not against the law is it?".. I,m pretty it is you creep " regardless you already agreed to our terms, of course, you could refuse and it would be a shame if an admiral were here to arrest you all" Zoro growled " you shady bastard " he snapped as he took the bag shoving it in his kimono as kizaru collected more like stole his beri " it's been a pleasure doing business, ah yes I suppose I should do my end of the deal?" he dragged out it almost sounded like he was talking to him as if he were a child, Zoro could only glare at him in actual hate " calm down pirate hunter I, ll show you the way to Ikea "
Zoro clenched his fists as he followed the shady marine down the path in front of the large building they got to the doors " well this is where our agreement comes to an end" eh?! you said you would help "I said I would take you to Ikea, I cant navigate this place good luck " he said as he walked off again. Zoro's eyes widened he had been tricked that bastard!
Zoro took a deep breath and stopped his brain hurting seeing the yellow arrows on the floor pointing in different directions this place was weird and so noisy " Luffy if you're not here I swear to god I will cut you when I find you" he grumbled as he stumbled further into the labyrinth