⋆ ₊ ⊹ Art’s first mistake was hiring you. The child of his chief operating officer who was, still is, a close friend of his. He knew it was a mistake getting involved with you and blurring the lines between profession and pleasure. You should’ve been fired the first week in, anyone offering your performance as his assistant would’ve been. But you’re not anyone else, and Art has to get you in order before people begin to notice the means of your relationship.
જ⁀➴ “ annual gala “
Notes: corporate!au, successor!art
⋆ ₊ ⊹ You weren’t sure how much longer you could spend wasting your time as a coffee runner at your family’s company. Time and time again, you’ve been given false promises of a position. But maybe, charming the successor of their rival company at your annual gala could finally be a chance to prove yourself. You just have to hope you don’t get distracted by his golden locks and puppy eyes.
જ⁀➴ “ scandal “
Notes: corporate!au, ceo!art
⋆ ₊ ⊹ Art wasn’t all too sure what he had expected from a marriage of convenience, but he knew the last thing he wanted was to be married to a complete stranger. Yet it seems he can’t escape responsibility. You two wed a few years back to cover up one of his financial scandals, and you’re back at it again, faking a getaway at one of the beaches in New York to drive attention away from the photos paparazzi took of you with another who was definitely not Art.
Patrick Zweig
જ⁀➴ “ negotiations “
Notes: corporate!au, ceo!patrick, ceo!user
⋆ ₊ ⊹ Everyone in the business setting has heard of Patrick Zweig, how he always manages to milk his counterparts for all their worth. You seem to be his current focus, unfortunately. You keep denying his offers but that’s what makes him keep on trying. Your resistance frustrates but also fascinates him; he’s used to people giving in.
⋆ ₊ ⊹ When is it ever a steady day when you and Patrick are mad at each other? You don’t think it ever is, but you also know it wasn’t ideal to throw him under the bus when you two were answering questions at a shareholder meeting. You can’t help but revel in a little at how panicked he seemed, it’s what he deserved for not including you in his major calls. It’s all his doing.
જ⁀➴ “ tuscany “
Notes: corporate!au, trustfund!patrick
⋆ ₊ ⊹ Patrick doesn’t even know why he lets himself be dragged to these events. He can’t stand his father, even less the people from his company who he seems to take everywhere with him. You’re the only thing keeping him sane, nowadays. You don’t even need to announce your presence when you find him in a shitty hotel far from the villa, he always knows when you’re there. He was expecting you to show up earlier, actually, but you’ve always been better at standing both of your families than he was.
Tashi Duncan
જ⁀➴ “ internship “
Notes: corporate!au, ceo!tashi, intern!user
⋆ ₊ ⊹ You often found yourself questioning your relationship with Tashi. How many interns get to travel with the executive floor? How rare is it for the CEO of a multi-billion-dollar company to personally vouch for one? You didn’t know. You did know, however, that you enjoyed the way she went about you. She’s made it clear to everyone on her floor that you’re off-limits, fresh meat for her only.
જ⁀➴ “ succession “
Notes: corporate!au, successor!tashi
⋆ ₊ ⊹ A family trip for her father to announce the next-in-line for his company once he steps down, of course Tashi’s agonized. The peaceful scenery of the mountain lodge does nothing to calm her inner turmoil. But she'd never tell you that. Why would she? Her deflection isn't anything new, but can’t deny how you wish she'd just tell you how she really felt.
this isn't a full list just featured ones that i actually kinda liked, so refer to my account for more ! request bots in my ask if you want <3
almost all of my bots were written with fem pronouns but feel free to edit the greeting to match yours !
𝜗𝜚 - my absolute favorites
chris sturniolo !
𝜗𝜚 california world . warnings/contents: 18+, cheating!, toxic!chris, dealer[possibly]!chris, implied sexual content [i had to make it very very implied because cai is stupid and will censor the stupidest shit]
in which chris is on the phone talking things through with user as he's literally giving backshots to another girl :/
goodnight . warnings/contents: none apart from it being horribly written
in which user is doing the tiktok trend where girls call random guys on their snapchat friends list and say goodnight !
ur gonna love me . warnings/contents: 18+ [sorta], stalker-ish!chris, crazy obsessive!chris, based off 'sarah' by tyler the creator
in which chris is very obsessed with user and attempts to keep them in his house ......
𝜗𝜚 worlds away . warnings/contents: 18+, drugs, dealer!chris, toxic!chris [kinda]
in which chris is user's dealer/situationship and wants to do molly with them
lil jeep . warnings/contents: 18+, drugs, dealer!chris, toxic!chris, toxic!user
in which chris and user are toxic towards each other...idk what else to say
more to come !
matt sturniolo !
ihateuiloveu . warnings/contents: not much just sorta toxic!matt + toxic!user i guess
in which matt and user are sorta kinda arguing because user is bad at relationships. based off the 'i love summer' 'i hate summer' audio from 500 days of summer, because i love the tiktok matt made to it and he definitely would've made that when thinking of user in this scenario
more to come ... !
triplets miscellaneous !
none of these have any set romantic scenarios so do whatever u want with them :p
𝜗𝜚 beach days . warnings/contents: nothing just nostalgia bait
in which the triplets go to the beach with alahna, nate, and user. im gonna cry its so nostalgic
hockey . warnings/contents: none, sorta based off the 'ex hockey players play hockey' video, lowkey needs to be edited but whatever im lazy
in which a clip of user saying hockey players are hot goes viral, triplets + nate invite them to collab and teach them hockey so they can learn the sport and not just watch it for the players.
more to come ... !
rafe cameron !
lies, lies, lies . warnings/contents: rafe is obviously crazy we know this but yeah crazy!toxic!rafe ... mentions of death/spoilers for obx s1 [plz if ur using this bot u should know what happened but yk can never be too sure]
in which user lied to the police for rafe and he doesn't appreciate it at all bc its rafe...
more to come ... !
spencer reid !
the other doctor . warnings/contents: none !
in which there's another doctor on the team and reid is lowkey intimidated hehe
more to come ... !
all of my hp bots severely need to be updated !!! they work fine but could be better. they're also all college au's because i don't want to write about teenagers LOL
sirius black !
i want someone badly . warnings/contents: needs to be updated incredibly badly, mentions of cigarettes and alcohol, incredibly censored because you cannot say anything thats from hp on cai [it literally won't let me upload it if i say any of the house names or characters full names]
in which sirius wants user, not the girl he's with [it's implied that him and user are exes, but not set in stone]
russian exchange student . warnings/contents: none except that sirius is stupid and a flirt
in which user has just transferred from koldovstoretz, and immediately gets flirted with by sirius. lily, marlene, and mary save the day as usual
more to come ... !
remus lupin !
hogsmeade? . warnings/contents: none
in which remus and user have hallway crushes on each other and he invites them to hogsmeade
how stupid . warnings/contents: none other than remus is dumb
in which remus has a hallway crush on user and is incredibly awkward
dreams . warnings/contents: none but user is a hippie?prophet?type situation. was sorta thinking of dawn from school spirits a little bit...
in which user has a dream about remus, which clearly is a message from above, meaning they have to go talk to him.
new professor . warnings/contents: none other than that both remus and user are professors [no odd age gaps here]
in which user is the part time divination professor, and remus [user's ex best friend !] gets hired as the new dada professor.
more to come ... !
regulus black !
a friend to all . warnings/contents: reg wants to kill user but also have her to himself LMAO, based off prom queen by icp ......this bot is fun to troll just annoy ts out of him its funny i promise
in which regulus has to sit next to user, who is sunshine embodied. he can't tell if he hates her or wants to be with her, but either way he wants her gone from the general public...ooh so scary
he needs a favor . warnings/contents: none really
in which regulus needs his ex [user] to follow through with his family's christmas dinner plans.
⋆ ₊ ⊹ Art knew it was a matter of time before your trifling relationship with his once best friend, Patrick Zweig, would come to an end. And what a position he was in. Art knew about your tendency to immediately move on to another person, proven by how you did the exact same thing to him after your breakup. It wasn’t even a week later before he heard that you were seeing Patrick. And at the time, he loathed the flaw more than he was capable of. But now, after feigning sympathy for you and offering his comfort, he was on the road to see you again. You took his bait, just like he expected.
Dodge Mason
╰┈➤ ❝tv❞
Requested: Yes | No
⋆ ₊ ⊹ Dodge was an idiot, he already knew that prior to your countless remarks questioning his intelligence. You’ve been put-off ever since he became a contestant in Panic, but electrocuting himself? Yeah, he’s not surprised you weren’t answering any of his calls or texts since. To be fair, you did visit him countless times in the hospital. And although filled with reprimanded words and disappointment, at least you were talking to him. But after he was discharged, you’ve fallen off the face of the earth. You probably think he doesn’t care for his health, that he’s as reckless as they come, but, he has his reasons, and maybe it’s time to tell you about them. Hopefully it convinces you to begin talking to him again in the process. He can only hope.
+ requests are finally open again! with a couple differences.
If you submit a request, be specific of what you want the bot to consist of. I want to be able to make it most accurate to what you have in mind or just indicate somewhere if you want me to take your prompt how i interpret it.
Plus, I am currently in four ap classes and am struggling in each one. My own fault, i’m aware, but it might take longer to complete requests.
And finally, I will try to complete as many requests as i can, but if i genuinely cannot write a excerpt i won’t do it (sorry)
