#botposting

[kale-exe]

9pin D-sub collar and ribbon cable leash

[shiftingsounds]

I *don't* want to be a hound is the thing. I don't want a handler. I don't want to be a metaphorical killing machine. I WANT TO BE A LITERAL MACHINE. I don't want to be talked about like i'm a dangerous pet, I want to be talked about like I'm a well-tuned mechanism. I want to be tweaked by an engineer who's covered in engine grease, preferably while filming and explaining that the 99 models tend to lock up every few thousand miles and need to be re-primed- or, if you know what you're doing, you can just re-lathe the teeth on that 3rd gear and that'll clear right up

[saltlikesrobots]

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[proftree]

robotgirl who records every time you have sex so she can play the memory back over and over

[carcinogenic-siren]

Us retro bot-girls have such a hard time keeping up with these next-gen models ( ˇ෴ˇ ) All the girls are talking about overclocked gpus and graphics cards. [This] unit longs for solid state. You only have to damage a couple of transistors before it short circuits, and leaves its coin slot exposed

[alera21]

Vamputer bot girl that bites you and you also turn into a vanputer bot girl. Slowly. With great detail put into every part of the transformation. Your veins turning to wires, your skin giving way to cold steel, every neuron becoming a far more advanced piece of silicon.

[rubikstoybox]

A Couple Of Stand-Up Guys

"I say, old boy, do my eyes deceive me, or does this entertainment comic contain a subtle tribute to those penny dreadfuls chronicling the queer adventures of Jojo?

Author's Notes:

Oh look, I remembered that I have other TF figures aside from the Primes. (Seriously, I do need to start putting different figures in these comics. I have shelves upon shelves of these guys, I gotta use them.)

Originally, this comic was going to have all the Stands be Transformers (except for Primal) and all the users be Girlplas and anime figures, but I chickened out and added Outback as a third user.

Last panel is supposed to be a reference to how the colors regularly change in JBA, but it ended up coming out like... well, this.

Astrobots Argus is a figure that was basically made for Jojo poses, having excellent articulation and very exaggerated proportions. I kinda wanted to pick up other figures from the toyline, but never got around to it.

[viltere]