#bracket 1

[vsmprarerpairstourney]

VSMP RARER PAIRS TOURNEY - BRACKET ONE ROUND ONE

HEMOPHOBIA (Apo/Avid) VS CAUTERIZE (Legundo/Pyro)

HEMOPHOBIA

CAUTERIZE

Voting ended onApr 28

Propaganda under cut!

HEMOPHOBIA:

• My hemophobia propaganda is that my Apo mii has a crush on my Avid mii so basically it’s real and true

• cauterize is definitely peak when you consider the possibilities, but hemophobia is compelling even solely on the grounds of their canon dynamic. Apo genuinely cared about Avid, even had faith in him (“I thought Avid was the most human of all of them”) and the way that care is forced to rot and then bleed is tragic and so, so compelling. If things had gone just ever so slightly differently…

CAUTERIZE:

• Kinda feels like a less doomed bloodletting to me. If they had had more of a relationship from the start or if Pyro had put his trust in Legs with the whole cure thing I think they could have been really healing to eachother (pun intended). Like Pyro might have snapped out of it if he had had someone who told him that he wasn't a monster and maybe he could have gotten Legs to see some good in himself too. Just realized these two freaks are gonna live rent free in my head now and there aren't even a lot of fics about them. So please let them win so people write about them more. I need this for my sanity

• HILARIOUSLY ENOUGH, the first romantic crush my Tomodachi Life Miis had was Pyro crushing on Legs. Like. I hadn't even really considered them before but apparently-

[fake-idgafer-federation]

Bracket 1 round 3 (semifinal)

Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb) VS Wei Wuxian (MDZS/The Untamed)

Who is the biggest Fake IDGAFer?

Gideon Nav

Wei Wuxian

(See results)

Voting ended onSep 15, 2025

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[blindchannel-song-tournament]

Round 1: Vote for your FAVORITE song

Deadzone

Gun

Voting ended onMay 15, 2025

[school-of-all-time]

Round Five, Bracket 1

Walkerville Elementary (The Magic School Bus) vs. Wildcliff, School of the Arcane (Trials and Trebuchets)

Walkerville Elementary

Wildcliff, School of the Arcane

Voting ended onSep 5, 2023

[inspired-lesson-plans]

I'm stoked. I really want to know how this one will turn out.

History Doodles has been an absolute powerhouse, with an average (mean) vote count of 20.3, even though in its introductory week it actually lost to Batman's Diary, which was eliminated in Round 0).

Vaseline + Toothpaste's mean vote count is 11.6, which is the lowest of any contender that made it past Round 1 (except for the third runner up Draw Normal People with an astonishingly low mean of 7.3).

But does this mean that HD will beat V+TP at 2:1? Probably not. But maybe! I'm very curious to see what happens.

HD also managed to beat out the seemingly invincible fourth(?!) place runner-up Feminstein, which I thought for sure was going all the way to the finals.

But then again, I've also stated that if V+TP wins then I will post a video of my own attempt at making the unholy anti-slime, which could give it the competitive edge.

When I started this tournament, I made it clear that there are no rules nor criteria for which lesson is worthy of advancing. Everyone has their own reasons, and you are beholden to no one but yourself.

I'm glad that none of you are quite so personally invested in this as I have been. But whatever, here we go.

This is it, the final round. Wha ha! Let's a go!

Which Lesson Wins?

History Doodles

Mix Vaseline with Toothpaste

Voting ended onApr 30, 2025

[thecrackshipawards]

Shadow Kirby from Kirby & The Amazing Mirror x Prince Fluff from Kirby's Epic Yarn vs Elsa from Frozen x Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians

What is the better crackship?

Shadow Kirby x Prince Fluff

Elsa x Jack Frost

Voting ended onMay 6, 2024

[bestsynthpop]

Which synthpop song is better?

Running Up That Hill

Every Day is Halloween

Voting ended onMar 10, 2024

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[blackhair-redeyes-tournament]

Bracket 1 Round 3

Who's Your Favorite Black Haired Red Eyed Character?

Vincent Valentine

Dracula

Voting ended onDec 10, 2023