#brain funky

[narratedforbutterflies]

does anyone else see abbreviations, whether it's for a fic or just someone's initials, and your brain tries to read it like a word??

like i saw lmh which is lee minho but my brain read lemon-ha

or

i would read l/n (last name) as lynn so that just became my fake last name when read fics

no?? just me??

[squidkid15]

oops I got the other one too

[mossycopper]

Me: "what's a celebrity?"

My friend: "Danny DeVito, he's old"

I meant who's a celebrity

I was asking who would theoretically lose their dentures in an airplane lavatory tank

[jackmanifold-daily]

what is going on in there !!!

[juicemetal]

my brain is a shitty stand up comedy bar, and I am the godforsaken manager 

[nothingnilnobody]

things I’m tired of hearing when people hear me tic for the first time (and what I wish I could say):

• omg I wish I had Tourette’s you can say anything you want and get away with it!

- so you wish you had 24/7 physical discomfort and constant public attention and stares and that if you had coprolalia you might insult people completely unintentionally?

• ahah it would be so funny to have a friend with Tourette’s!

-yes, laugh at me, hilarious, you might as well yell “dance monkey, dance!” thank you random stranger.

• how did you get all these tattoo’s with your tics that must have been so so funny to watch!

-I got them before my tics were very physical, thank you for reminding me that it’ll be very difficult to get any more now.

•oh have you seen that girl on youtube who cooks with Tourette’s?? Eggs! everywhere! omg! I bet it’s impossible to cook hahah

-yes my fucking god I’ve seen the fucking video, and no it’s not hard to cook because luckily my tics aren’t always as severe. especially when I have something to focus on, but if one more person asks me about that damn video I will be throwing eggs at them.

• sooo, do you tic when you’re asleep??

-babe if I’m asleep, how would I know, big brain?

like I fully get it that people don’t see people with tic disorders often and it can be interesting and funny and they want to talk about it but just on a personal level, I’m so sick of hearing these things.

I fully understand the perspective of the individuals who say this but urgh..

[yuikimura]

my adhd saw rengoku in mugen train and grabbed him by the hair and said add him to the pile

[moofshroom]

my brain is so picky when it comes to streams that can keep my attention. it decided, “no i can’t watch the tommy stream or the karl stream today. i cant stay focused on that.” but the moment it sees that tubbos alt stream went live it just starts buzzing and going wild