That dirty Meme
Send me “that’s dirty” and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
Sexual Sunday NSFW special, they’re all suggestive, but don’t have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.
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“ "My, Nobutsuna, that's dirty..." ” — pandoragu
38. I hope you can untie me when we’re done.
[[PFFFFFT OH Crystals this is glorious, mwahahahaha xD]]
He had promised her. He had promised that for their anniversary, they could try out anything she wanted and he’d agree to it. He had promised that. And he really tried. But he still couldn’t help being a bit… worried…
“Uhm… Melinoe… I’m… I’m sure you know what you are doing but… uhm… well… I hope you can untie me when we’re done... These knots look rather… strong and difficult to open…”
Oh my.
“ That's dirty ” — bravelyedealee
26. This is so wrong.
[[…why, rng, why? Why do you even make me do this by giving me such cruel ideas? q.q]]
He knew fully well that it was wrong. That he should never have allowed for it to happen. That he should have remained strong and adamant. That he should have stopped this before it was too late.
But now it was too late. Way too late.
What he had done could never be undone again.
Just how had it happened, how could it have come to this?
He hadn’t given it much thought when Edea had come up to him after a particularly intensive training lesson and asked if she’d be allowed to stay at the training hall and rest before heading home. And it was very much true that he had allowed her to use his bath instead of the showers in the hall for it’d be more comfortable for her.
What he had not anticipated though was that she would suddenly come out of the bath, dressed in nothing but a towel and approach him so aggressively. To think that she would push him against a wall dressed as lightly as this… and even drag his head down so she could force her lips onto his - She, the daughter of his closest friend and his old love! She who was like a daughter to him!
How desperate she had been… how she had begun to speak of her desire for him, how she admired him and wanted him to look at her and only her. And how she wanted for him to see all of her…
If only he had been a stronger man…
Then he wouldn’t have to sit on the edge of his bed now, with the still asleep young woman lying behind him, tired out from her first experiences with intimacy of this kind, and silently mutter just four words…
“This is so wrong.”
“ That's dirty ” — havearefreshingday
25. You’re tempting me.
[[WHY? WHY YOU TORTURE ME LIKE THIS? At least the RNG was kind to me and gave me something I can easily work with…]]
Dirty? Oh yes, that it was indeed. But not dirty play on his part, oh no. It was this money that was dirty.
“So you try to bribe me now that your ungodly schemes have been uncovered and reported to me? Shame on you, Erutus Profiteur, shame on you.”
The blade that was held against the throat of the merchant was turned so that the edge would inch a bit closer yet to the skin - a clear demonstration on who was in charge here.
“Your methods were always suspect to me, ever since you were brought in to fund the mercenaries for the attack on the duchy… We should have never trusted you in the first place. I won’t make that mistake agai-”
From the corner of his eye the commander of the Black Blades catches sight of the Merchant trying to reach into his pocket - an attempt easily stopped by pushing the blade a bit closer still, causing it to draw blood already, even if just a little.
“You’re tempting me, Merchant of Death… I already have to hold back so I don’t just cut you down. You don’t want to tempt me by moving a second time… You might not live to regret the mistake of doing so…”
