(Oc skit idea. Might animate idk).
[Consignment Playground toys gathered around the TV on the store counter]
News reporter: This just in Random Mcpersonson was seen kicking a baby today.
[TV shows random person running up and kicking a baby like a football]
Velvet: [gasps, covering mouth] That's horrible.
Milkshake: Relax, it's just fake news.
Cuddle: How do you know that?
Milkshake: Think about it, it just makes no sense. Why would someone do that?
Liam: Because people are weird and sometimes they do messed up things?
Milkshake: Well I could never do something like that.
Liam: But-
Milkshake: [gasps] Would YOU kick a baby?
Liam: [flailing hands around] What? No! Of course not!
Cuddle: Even if you wouldn't do it it doesn't mean someone else will.
Milkshake: So YOU would kick a baby?
Cuddle: I DON'T EVEN HAVE LEGS!
Milkshake: but if you did you would kick a baby?
Velvet: NO ONE HERE IS KICKING BABIES!
Sammy: [shrugs]
Milkshake: You would kick a baby?
Sammy: depends. Is it an evil baby?
Liam: what do you mean by that Sammy?
Sammy: Like is it a baby that is destined to do something super evil when they grow up and kicking it would stop the evil?
Velvet: That would make Random Mcpersonson a time traveler!
Sammy: Exactly.
Liam: NO! NOT EXCATLY! THERE'S NO EVIL BABY IN THIS SITUATION!
Sammy: That's just what the evil baby wants you to think.
Milkshake: Never thought of it that way.
Cuddle: [burying face in hands] How did we get to this?







