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"My mouth is a fire escape The words coming out don’t care that they are naked There is something burning in here” -- Andrea Gibson

[paxamericana]

[lucklesslavender]

I’m just going to assume this is how church works in the Cars universe

[shoelace-and-friends]

[breathingsboring-deactivated202]

[filmgifs]

Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size? The Mummy Returns (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

[yimmypee]

ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations

[carnival-phantasm]

[dicksmasher]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen

[spiderboyneedsahug]

[nolongerheresorry-deactivated20]

But like. Steve can someone fit behind his shield??

[marvel-lous-things]

Steve can fit behind a dinner plate because he a snacc

[necessaryprotection-deactivated]

[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

#this enrages me every time i see it for the simple fact that john mulaney would have been 15 when princess diana died #which begs the question #if he’s lying #does that mean he did it?

[actuallygodzilla]

#he also grew up in chicago illinois not wisconsin

i cant believe john mulaney killed princess diana

[lordnot]

So

which one of you losers has the guts to ask?

[nokiabae]

the Fast and the Furious franchise  is a homoerotic exploration of humanity’s vision of a multi-ethnic mechanised orgy of pain and fraternal bonding. In this essay I will

[psychodelicategirl]

I’m looking for this on jstor right now

[owl-librarian]

@jstor are you hiding the full text of this? Share it with the world! 

[jstor]

Homosexuality in action films: http://www.jstor.org/stable/10.3366/j.ctt1r22sf.12

Should probably start with Kenneth Anger, OG: http://www.jstor.org/stable/20688535

Homosexuality and 300: http://www.jstor.org/stable/44378377

Fight Club and the body: http://www.jstor.org/stable/44019197

Gender in Point Break because WHY NOT BEST MOVIE EVER: http://www.jstor.org/stable/10.5406/j.ctt1x74qb.8

LMK in messages if you can’t access these bc some are book chapters. 

[nokiabae]

I’m actually screaming at Jstor responding to my 2 am caffeine thesis

[greelin]

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

[bisexualahsoka-deactivated20180]

i’m screaming someone used an AI predictive text trained on all 7 harry potter books to write a new chapter and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever read

[feistiest]

listen… nothing in this world makes sense. fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing and boxing rings are square and noses run and feet smell and shrek 1 and 2 made it to cannes film festival. just do whatever the fuck you want honestly

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[hipstered]

have a relationship thats mature enough to sit down and be like “ look this is our problem and this is how we’re gonna fix it..” SIMPLE

[maisonderriere]

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

[daftalchemist]

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[momma-rose]

based on the assumption that human blood can survive in a vampire for about the same amount of time it can in a human body, vampires would only need to feed three or four times a year (red blood cells live about 110 days on average). this would be if they completely drained all their victims.

humans can survive losing up to about 40% of their blood, which means that a vampire pushing their limits with each victim would probably need to feed 12 times a year minimum

[quartetcontent]

so like once a month

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

Hey guess what else happens once a month involving blood

[p0isunn]

omg no

[radiotopia]

Now that’s recycling

[vnrealityfreak]

“Actually, period blood would be really good for a vampire; it’s incredibly nutritious, because it’s supposed to feed a foetus! And it’s probably the cleanest blood in the human body. It’s sterile.” My wife contributed.

[weemstar]

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