Request; Can you do dazai , atsushi , and akutagawa with a s/o who has horns like zero two and how would they like protecting her from people who throw things at her ?
a/n; hoohoo i have limited experience with zero two but this is such a cute idea!! thank you anonnie
Dazai;
- A big tease about them, but in the loving kind of way! He really likes them!
- But only he is allowed to tease you about them. He absolutely despises when people try and make fun of you for them.
- When you're out in public with him and people mention the horns he's not one to make a scene but he is no doubt going to shoot them an icy glare.
- If they try to throw something at you he's there to do the typical 'cool guy anime catch' and take them by surprise.
- Absolutely throws it back at them full force, this man is childish. On the outside he'll make it seem like a game, but if it's a rock or solid object he is throwing it with intent to hurt.
- Thinks its adorable that you cling to his arm worried about people harassing you, but at this point no one really messes with you when Dazai is around anymore.
Atsushi;
- Sweet baby boy understands your struggle 100% he is a tiger after all.
- While he is pretty passive and shy he's passionate about protecting you to his best ability. Not one to stand by and let people pick on you.
- He might not always stand up for himself but you're someone he loves and could never see you upset. So when someone tries to throw things at you, he'll immediately move in front of you or push you to the side gently.
- He'll usually go talk to the person and tell them to fuck off (in Atsushi language), and if that doesn't work he's not afraid to start a fight.
- Always makes sure when he sees someone staring at you he keeps a close eye, and has you close to his side. He loves the contact anyway.
- He thinks your horns are very cute, and is so glad someone else has features like his.
Akutagawa;
- Quiet about how he feels about your horns, if you ever feel insecure he'll hush away your worries because he does feel like they're so unique and beautiful to you.
- God FORBID someone try and throw something at you, or even look at you the wrong way.
- They have some serious balls seeing you with the Port Mafia's Rashomon user and still attempting to mess with you.
- If Akutagawa's presence alone doesn't stop them, he'll make sure Rashomon around their neck does.
- A lot of times you have to nudge him to remind him that it's okay and that you're used to it, but really that makes him upset.
- Why is someone he loves being treated poorly? Not on his watch, often injures people for doing anything to you, and doesn't care a bit.
- They had it coming, but he does t r y to tone it down because you don't like it.
- In public he's not much for affection, but on very very rare occasions he lets you wear his coat and he has such a soft spot for you, and you in his coat especially.
Request: Hi! :) May I please request headcanons of Dazai with an s/o who is Oda's younger sister? Thank you so much!
Warnings | Oda spoilers, mentions of death/suicide (cause yk dazai)
a/n! okay so i was unsure if you wanted before oda or after oda y k n o w so i went with a mix!
- When Dazai first met you, you were right around his age, how come Oda never talked about you?
- There was a striking resemblance and when Oda introduced you Dazai instantly asked for your hand in a double suicide.
- Which earned him a smack on the head from Oda, and a nervous laugh from you. You and Oda were very similar in handling Dazai's antics.
- Not long after you began to join the group at the bar, and sometimes Dazai would "run into you" at random.
- He soon realized that he was in love with you, and the check ins and random running into each others became more frequent.
- Oda came to suspect something as you would casually remark about seeing Dazai around a lot, and Oda knew he had to tease Dazai about it.
- "Do you like my little sister?" He said bluntly one day with Dazai at the bar.
- "Of course I do, she's beautiful, down to Earth, funny-"
- *Insert Oda sighing here*
*Spoilers below the cut*
- When Oda passed, you weren't shocked to see Dazai go missing. But he couldn't leave you for long.
- You both grieved together, visited his grave together, and that's where Dazai asked to be with you.
- He wanted Oda to be there, and he even saved a drink for him. Of course you said yes. You loved Dazai from the moment you met him at the bar.
- Something about him was just crazy, too crazy to resist. And now that he had plans to turn over a new leaf, he wanted you to be there for it.
- When Dazai joined the Agency, you were introduced to everyone there as well. Dazai was sweet about always letting you be apart of everything he did.
- Sometimes Dazai thinks he can see Oda with you, you have the same hair and same nonchalant attitude. But you both have drive and passion for something.
- Dazai knew you were your own person though, and that's what he fell in love with. The kindest most stubborn, yet silliest and best lover he's ever had.
Request: hello! how abt hcs of chuuya and dazai where their female s/o is not easily flustered, hard to blush, and straightforward? Thanks and take care🥰
a/n! I love this idea so much, thank you!! I feel like I wanna make it a series with some of the other characters if that's okay. But for now I shall follow request haha. chuuya is below the cut incase anyone is confused lolz
Warnings:| None!
Dazai;
-Dazai loves that you're straightforward! It makes him laugh a lot when others are so taken aback by it.
-He's used to it by now. He often enjoys watching you have conversations with Atsushi, poor sushi roll gets so confused.
-As far as how he acts about you being hard to fluster and make shy? Oh this man will try his hardest to get even the tiniest shade of pink to hit your face.
-If he somehow manages to do so, he'll be over the moon! Expect him to try even harder now than ever before. Probably also yells and brags about it a lot.
-Causing you to get a little 💢 in the process, but that's okay because you get to watch Kunikida just about strangle your boyfriend for the 5th time today.
-Honestly he loves the challenge, and he knows that you just show affection in other ways. Dazai really won't take it personally.
-Always wants to make you flustered. He tries to do things like kiss you passionately in front of a crowd and shout compliments at you, in hopes of even a small reaction.
-Instead he is probably met with the same from you, the teasing is non stop with the two of you. Dazai really met his match when he found you.
Chuuya;
-Headstrong and confident man, when he first met you, he was equally as determined to make you blush as Dazai is.
-He likes that you say what's on your mind, no dancing around bs. He can admire that about you and finds it much like looking in a mirror.
-Chuuya likes to challenge himself to not blush before you do each day, this man is constantly going to try and make you flustered.
-Honestly he does the best job when he's not trying at all, his real attempts when he puts his mind to it often just result in fits of laughter and a pouting red head.
-You two agree a lot, which makes you a power couple to be reckoned with. Strong opinions and not afraid to say what everyone's thinking? Even Mori won't win an argument against you two.
-If you ever get into arguments however, it can last a bit. Chuuya being stubborn and you just not seeing his point, it usually has to be ended by you. He'll give up at some point though.
-Not one for trying PSA like Dazai, he'll woo you with fancy dates and gentle gestures instead. When he finally gets you to blush, look away, or hide your face, this man is over the moon.
-Chuuya now has that image burned into his mind and thinks about it all the time. He can't wait until he can make his beautiful girlfriend shy again. His pride and ego will make sure he's successful once more.
Request: Can I request some head cannons on the BSD gang (Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi, and possibly Junichiro?) how they handle being jealous? Like maybe someone’s trying to slide in on their s/o and not taking the hint that they’re already taken. Love your blog btw and hope you’re staying safe!!
a/n! Thank you! You are so sweet <3 I'm staying home and being bored bahaha, I hope you are also staying safe! Make sure to drink water!! I'm so sorry this is so mediocre honestly I'm trying to write after some shit happened so I might redo this someday ily anon!!
Warnings | Jealous behavior, Violence, Cursing
Pretext; New co-worker at the ADA or PM, won't leave you alone and your boyfriend has something to say about that. (I have very cleverly made the botherer’s name "Guy" lol)
Dazai
- Dazai definitely handles being jealous the best, he is more aware and calm than the others on the list.
- That doesn't mean he stands by and does nothing though. If someone won't take the hint and get away from his s/o, he'll make sure they do.
- Sneaky at dropping VERY obvious hints to Guy bothering you, but not obvious to you.
- He'll wrap his arm around your waist and join the conversation if Guy is ever trying to talk to you alone. Dazai will also very loudly shout sweet pet names at you from across the ADA to get your attention and Guy's.
- You really don't go anywhere without Dazai in the first place, but now you really can't because he is always following you if Guy is around. He doesn't want this shady man trying anything unsavory.
- If Guy does try anything, and you tell Dazai about it, don't watch the news unless you're prepared to see your previously new co-worker gone missing.
- They won't find him.
Chuuya
- Chuuya loves you to death and also almost never leaves your side, so he notices when someone is trying to put the moves on you.
- It makes him really happy to hear when you turn Guy down, telling him that you're dating Chuuya. Chuuya adores the look on his face.
- What Chu doesn't adore is that Guy is still trying to woo you even after knowing who you are dating and you saying no.
- Chuuya will make out with you right in front of everyone, especially Guy. Holds your hand in the hallways and during meetings as well, everyone knows who you're with.
- Definitely mentions it to you in casual conversation about if Guy is still bothering you, or has tried to take you out or touch you in any way.
- Once confirming that this creep who can't take no for an answer is still trying to date his love, he'll talk to Guy in private.
- Chuuya doesn't want to make such vulgar threats in front of his sweetheart, but Guy got an hour long talking to from Chuuya.
- Guy promptly leaves the PM and you never see him around again. All thanks to Chuuya's firing and threats.
Atsushi
- Poor baby probably overthinks the hell out of this situation. He sees the way Guy looks at you and its the same adoration that Atsushi looks at you with.
- He doesn't wanna jump to conclusions but god you look so uncomfortable, he has to step in.
- Atsushi will probably come talk to you after work and snuggle up on you, making sure to reaffirm that you still love him the most and would never leave him.
- After that he is a lot more affectionate at work whether he knows it or not, he is constantly all over you.
- Kisses, hand holding, snuggles on the couch, never leaving you alone, leaning on you, having you sit in his lap. The works honestly.
- If even after all that, Guy doesn't get the point, Kyoka will eventually help Atsushi be more confrontational and get you and Atsushi to talk to Guy.
- Sushi is surprisingly intimidating when telling Guy to fuck off, and having you tell him goodbye before Atsushi gets Guy fired for misconduct.
Junichiro
- Definitely takes a little longer to notice but once he does he's completely over-protective.
- Doesn't play around when it comes to taking action, especially with Naomi rooting him on to "assert dominance".
- Guy already gave him bad vibes and now he has an excuse to pull you away from him and always have you wrapped around him.
- While he does get flustered easily, he isn't one to shy away from protecting the ones he loves from people he doesn't fancy.
- He lovesss to openly give you lovey gifts like flowers, chocolate, any kind of gift you like, in front of the whole office so Guy will see. He also always makes sure you wear his jacket or hair clips at all times!!
- He and Naomi both go and talk to Guy after seeing him try to hold your hand, and when they walk outside with him, you never see Guy enter the agency again..
a/n! This was a writing prompt I found on Pinterest that I thought would be fun for BSD!
This is fem!reader x Dazai (not really any spicy stuff or fluff just implied that you both are together)
Working with Dazai was never boring, literally ever. This man had seven tricks up his sleeve to get out of work, and seven more of how to get into trouble. You on the other hand, always worked to remind Dazai that he still has to do paperwork like everyone else.
Atsushi helped a lot when it came to picking up Dazai’s slack, so today when he wasn’t in the office again, you both knew that there would be extra work. Looking at Atsushi you sighed. “I swear if Dazai doesn’t kill me first I’ll drown in reports.” Atsushi looked at you slightly worried before realizing you were just kidding.
“Yeah, he must be out somewhere getting into trouble as usual.” He said, giggling as you both walked to your desks next to eachother. “I wonder what he could be doing righ-” But speak of the devil, you get cut off by loud yelling coming from outside the door.
Ranpo, Kenji, you and Atsushi all looked to the door, curious and ready for what could be beyond the door. That is, until you see your brown haired troublesome boyfriend burst through the door running from..?
“GET BACK HERE YOU SUICIDAL BASTARD” You heard Kunikida yell from the hallway. It seemed like Dazai had gotten the lead and was in the office first. “Y/N HIDE MEEEE” Your boyfriend whined. Before you could respond Dazai was crouched behind your desk chair and gripping onto it for dear life.
Kunikida came bursting into the room, almost out of breath, “WHERE IS DAZAI?” His eyes searched the room frantically. You were still in shock and trying to hold back giggles when Kunikida approached you. “Y/N why is there and extra pair of bandaged hands on the sides of your chair?”
“Oh well, I must have grown an extra pair while you were gone.” You said shrugging at the tall, and very angry man in front of you. This earned a laugh from Dazai as he became unbalanced and fell over behind you.
“Why are you behind me, what did you do?” You say, trying to sound surprised. “What he did, y/n is try to commit suicide by hanging himself from some innocent person’s clothes line.” Kunikida was fuming, this was the second time this week that Dazai had skipped out on work to go do some ‘errands’ as Dazai would call them.
Dazai got up off the floor and wrapped his arms around you and your chair. “You wouldn’t hurt dear y/n would you Kunikida?” With a smug tone in his voice and puppy dog eyes, Dazai really wanted to get away with this one. “Fine, but that report on your desk better be done by tonight, and NOT by y/n.” Kunikida finally gave in, returning to his desk in defeated silence.
“Thank you Belladonna!” He said in a hushed voice, with a kiss to your forehead. Dazai strolled back to his desk and left you and Atsushi to stare at each other in a what the fuck just happened way.
Hi, I could ask for scenarios and headcanons for dazai, chuuya, kunikida, akutagawa, when I have an argument with my s / o and they don't speak to each other for several days. how it is reconciled and after how many days. thank you very much☺️☺️☺️😁😁😁😊😊
How They Deal With Arguments
Warnings | Kinda Fluff
a/n: thank you for requesting! this will be my first time doing hcs so I hope this is everything you wanted! :)
Dazai
-I don’t think Dazai could stay away for long, so I say he’s gone maximum 2 days.
-Arguments are not uncommon between the two of you, but usually they are silly little fights over brands of coffee or what music to play in the car.
-This time you had an especially bad week, and Dazai was always missing, sometimes not even at work. Which left you to worry, and that exploded into a serious argument.
-It left you angry and lonely because Dazai went out after the argument to clear his head.
-After 2 days he would probably come back home, burst through the door and apologize profusely.
-Of course he would have brought with him whatever you like, ex: teddy bears, flowers, candy, balloons, hell maybe even a puppy or something.
-Really anything he thinks will get him out of the 'dog house' so to speak. He really is sorry that he was gone so much, but the time he gave you to cool off and think ended up working well in his favor.
-The night probably ends in much needed snuggles on the couch and snacks.
-He can't stand the thought of the one he loves most being away from him for too long.
Chuuya
-Our favorite Port Mafia gravity man.
-Chuuya having a s/o was surprising to begin with, so he might be a little lost on how to make up after an argument.
-He doesn't like conflict with you, because his life is full of it already, and the peace you bring him isn't meant to be interrupted with petty arguments.
-However, Chuuya is well.. prideful. So if you press the right buttons he'll be gone for 4-5 days. Usually just doing mafia work to keep his mind off you.
-This argument was about the Port Mafia actually, and how you recently disagreed with it's actions. But expressing that to Chuuya came out the wrong way and he took a hit to his ego.
-So when he comes back, given that you don't do it first, his apology will be muttered under his breath and he'll make up for it in spoiling you.
-Chuuya clearly likes the finer things in life, from his probably expensive clothes to his definitely expensive wine, he wants to share that kind of life with you.
-So to make up for it, its gift giving, buying you a new outfit or something you really wanted. To top it all off, wine, and a nice dinner. (Probably made by him, at home, I headcanon him to be a good cook tbh).
Kunikida
-Kunikida does not get enough attention, imo. Anyways-
-I say he'd be gone for 3 days at max, although not by choice.
-I think it would probably go that the two of you have an argument and work calls, meaning he'll be tied up for a few extra days.
-He's organized, and precise, so I'd say he isn't unfamiliar with taking time for himself, especially after always having to deal with Dazai.
-The argument would probably be over something in your future, since he's so planned out. You had other things in mind however, and this caused him to panic. Maybe you both said some things you didn't mean and it got out of hand.
-"Maybe if you weren't married to your job, and we had more time together, I wouldn't be so fussy over what we do!" You would say, and he would probably fire back that you knew what you got into when you got together with him.
-But he is a reasonable man, and you love each other, so he wasn't going to let this get in the way.
-As soon as he could get back from his work at the ADA he would come home to you, and apologize loud and clear, probably with a long hug.
-Kunikida would make it up to you by going on a walk with you, under the stars, to just talk. Or be silent, whatever you liked.
-With his hectic life he enjoyed the peace and quiet sometimes, but discussing things with you was one of his favorite things to do, that he didn't get to do enough.
-The next few days he would probably pay close attention to how you're feeling, to make sure his apology sealed the deal. He's really glad it didn't turn into anything bigger than a simple argument, because he really would've wanted to apologize sooner.
-He might invite you to the office on a slow day so you could be around him more, especially in the days after, to really make sure you spend quality time together.
-Kunikida might be married to the job, but he's devoted to you.
Akutagawa
-Another busy boyfriend, and another Port Mafia favorite, Akutagawa.
-Much like Chuuya, having a s/o is EXTRA surprising. I think after an argument he could take a whole week to apologize, so unless you wanna speed up the process, you better be ready to wait.
-Akutagawa is always busy, but he won't ever turn you out of his office if you just want to sit and read or whatever. If he's let you close enough to date him, you can stay in his office at least.
-I think he's protective, probably doesn't like when you go out too much without him because he's worried about you, but doesn't know how to properly express that.
-He might have someone go with you, to escort you around when he can't be there, but more often than not you're with him, because he can't trust you in the hands of anyone else.
-At some point though, you get the wrong idea and think that he might not trust you, so you get quite angry at that thought and take it out on him.
-He's confused, because isn't that how you show someone you care for them? Being around them? He might not understand what you took his actions as, but he knows you're upset.
-You probably stormed out before he had time to respond in fear of his answer, expecting to not see him for awhile, you just went home.
-However, Akutagawa was working on figuring out what happened, and it took a few days of talking to Gin to figure it out. But he had work to attend to, so he came around in about a weeks time.
-He probably came into your house unannounced, and promptly hugged you, it was a little stiff, but you got the intention.
-I don't think he would come outright and say "I'm sorry" but maybe he would be more affectionate after he came back, which would be his way of saying sorry.
-Eventually he will learn to say he's sorry, and he'll make it up to you by spending the day doing whatever makes you happy.
-I don't see him as the type to go out, probably a more at home guy, but if it would make you happy, you can drag him along.
-Carnival time, that's right, I think it would be so fun to see this confused, edgy looking man riding the Farris wheel with you, but trust me he's happy to be back at your side.
-Cheats to win prizes, can't change my mind on that. By the time you get home Rashomon is carrying a billion prizes that Akutagawa "won" for you.
“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me attention.”
a/n this is another pinterest prompt until I have any other ideas or start writing longer fics! send in any requests you want, I’ll get around to them, and check my intro post for animes i’ll write for!
You would think that your loving, caring boyfriend would stop annoying you while you tried to do work because he ALSO had work to do, but oh how wrong you are.
“Dazai please it has been an hour, when are you going to stop?” You whined at your boyfriend who sat next to you, poking your arm in the same spot. It was starting to hurt. “You’re the one who won’t give me any attention! I’m dying over here!” He moved dramatically, relieving you of the endless poking, but only for a moment.
“No Dazai, if you were dying you wouldn’t be complaining so much.” Rolling your eyes at him as you get back to work, typing away on this new report. “Wow! My own girlfriend! Saying that I am complaining when she won’t give me any attention!” At this point the group in the office had tuned you both out, and were offering no assistance to your suffering.
After another 30 minutes, you couldn’t take anymore. Pushing back your office chair and getting up to go to the bathroom. Dazai just stared at you as you walked away, dumbfounded that you dare leave him alone in this terrible office space. So he continued to do no work, and patiently await your return.
You were only gone for 5 minutes and you returned to your desk covered in sticky notes from Dazai. “I missed you!” “Welcome back” “I love you!” “Don’t leave me :(” You couldn’t let but let out a small giggle as your boyfriend sat watching your reaction. It was everything he had hoped for. He loves your laugh, if it was the last thing he heard he would be able to die happy just like that.
“Y/n gimmie attention!!” He begged and begged, until you finally gave in. He sat on the ground under your desk and nestled his head between your thighs. This was the usual solution to Dazai’s attention seeking. He would sit between your thighs and you would put one hand on his head to tangle your fingers in his hair. “I love you, y/n.” “I love you too Dazai, dummy.”
While people in the ADA were left to question what the hell was going on, Dazai was in paradise. He liked the feeling of having your hand on his head and fingers in his hair, it was peaceful. As for you, it was a little harder to do work, but still possible, so this was a fine arrangement for you. Plus not that you would admit it at work, but you enjoyed Dazai’s antics and dumb tendencies.
