BTS discuss: Their girlfriends’ boobs & cosmetic surgery
Although this can be enjoyed on its own, it is imagined as part of our headcanon universe and takes place shortly after ‘The Play’ where the members got a glimpse of V’s girlfriend, Cassandra, fully nude.
This discussion also references events from Jungkook’s chapter in ‘BTS reacts to you/their girlfriend feeling insecure about other girls around them’ as well as ‘Jungkook accidentally catches RM’s girlfriend naked on webcam’.
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Namjoon and his girlfriend, Ji-eun, have gone out for the night, leaving the other members lazily sat around the shared living room in their apartment. Jimin is scrolling aimlessly through gossip websites on his laptop at the table and V catches a glimpse of the article he is reading, a familiar female actress adorning the front page.
V: So do you think she has?
Jimin: [takes a closer look] It’s hard to tell from the pictures...
Jungkook: [walks past, munching on a sandwich.] Has what?
Suga: [murmurs disinterestedly from his place on the sofa behind them, vaguely following the conversation] Had her tits done.
Jin: [from his place beside Suga] Maybe she just gained weight?
Jungkook: [asks with curiosity] Does that make them bigger?
Jin: [shrugs] Sometimes.
Suga: [squints to see the picture on the laptop from his distance on the sofa and scoffs a little] But not that much...
V: [turns to Suga with interest] So you think they’re fake?
Jimin: How can you tell?
Suga: [shrugs easily] They don’t rest like that if they are natural.
Jimin: [grins] Well you’d know...
Jin: [smiles shyly, looking from Jimin to Suga] What do you mean?
Jimin: Yoongi’s been with a lot of women.
J-Hope: [laughs a little] You say it like he’s a player...
Jimin: Isn’t he?
J-Hope: [smiles and shakes his head] Don’t you know Yoongi at all? He takes these things seriously.
V: [sincerely, genuinely not knowing] Does he?
Suga: [drily] I’m right here...
J-Hope: [ignores his friend’s comment and turns to him, knowing that his current relationship with Jeong-sun certainly seems serious] How long’s it been now hyung? Six months?
The others do not pay attention to the comment, lost in the excitement of the topic at hand, and Jimin turns back to his laptop
Jimin: I don’t think they look that bad, even if they are fake...
Jin: [smiles good-naturedly, wanting to lightly tease the younger member] Because of Angel?
Jimin: [protests] Angel’s aren’t fake!
J-Hope: [laughs lightly] Are you sure?
Jimin: I swear!
V: But her friend definitely has...
Jimin: Which one?
Suga: [smirks, a little in disbelief, having seen the group of female friends, who were acquaintances of his girlfriend, on a number of occations] You must know which one...
Jin: [clarifies to Jimin] Not the one with the glasses...the other one.
The members do not notice Suga shift in his seat a little at the mention of Jeong-sun who he has not yet introduced to the group
V: The one who likes Jungkook?
Jimin: With the purple hair?
V: [nods] Yeah...she posted a picture online the other day for Jungkook’s birthday.
Jin: [asks with curiosity, not knowing this information] What kind of picture?
J-Hope: She was wearing no clothes!
Jimin: [laughs, turning to Jungkook who is blushing furiously] Did it turn you on?
Jungkook: I have a girlfriend...
The maknae takes a bite of his sandwich in an attempt to smother his embarrassment
V: Are her boobs fake too?
Jungkook: [looks at V, unimpressed with his question. His mouth is full of food.] No, they’re just perfect
J-Hope: [smiles] aww....
V: There’s something nice about natural breasts
J-Hope: [agrees] yeah...big or small...they’re both nice...
There is a collective murmur of agreement among the members
V: I could look at Cassandra’s all day...
Suga: [deadpan and sarcastic, under his breath so only Jin can hear] Well, we didn’t have a choice...
Jin laughs loudly, making the other members look at the pair
Jin: [smiles nervously] It was so uncomfortable! I thought Jungkook was going to dislocate his jaw...the way it dropped to the floor.
Jungkook: [blushes once more, but tries to stand up for his reaction] I didn’t know it was an R rated play...
J-Hope: We were all surprised...but the plot was amazing!
Jungkook: [turns to V] Does she do roles like that often? [he thinks of how the phrase the next part] Where she has to be naked?
V: [irked by the members’ lack of appreciation for the acting] If the plot needs it, then she’s not shy
J-Hope: [sincerely] Wow! That’s really brave! I could never do what she does!
Suga: [grins] Because you don’t have tits.
V: [frustrated at their ignorance] It’s just art!
Jimin: [is trying to follow the conversation but feeling left out] I can’t believe I missed it!
V: [snaps] You were with Angel...
J-Hope: [turns to Jin] Was Min-seo okay about it?
Jin: She was a bit shocked...I don’t think she’s ever seen something like that before...
Jimin: [remembering] Ji-eun seemed tense at the dinner too...
J-Hope: Was it their first date since they got back together?
Jungkook: I think so...
V: [realises for the first time that the leader is missing] Where have they gone tonight?
Suga: He went to hers.
Jimin: [rolls his eyes with a grin] Thank god for that! I want to sleep tonight!
J-Hope: [defends RM nervously] They aren’t that loud...
Jungkook and Suga: [at the same time] Yes they are!
V: [shrugs, not seeing the problem] He just loves her.
Jimin: [smiles timidly] Well, she does have a nice figure...
Suga: [drily] And a Law degree...
Jimin: [a thought suddenly occurs to him] Do you think hers are fake?
A hushed moment falls over the group as they consider this
Jungkook: [after a moment] I’ve never thought about it before
J-Hope: Why would you? It’s not like we’ve seen her naked
Jungkook shifts awkwardly and looks down
Jungkook: I guess they’re pretty big...
V: [agrees quietly] They don’t match her frame
Jimin: [looks at the other members in disbelief] Surely Namjoon would have mentioned?
Suga: [frowns] Why would he?
Jin: He’s right. It’s not our business to know.
J-Hope: [agrees] Yeah. We shouldn’t be talking about this...
V: [ignores the older members’ comments and turns to Suga who seems to be the most knowledgeable on this matter] So, do we think they are?
Suga is silent for a moment before he nods slowly
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Although this can be enjoyed on its own, it is imagined as part of our headcanon masterlist and takes place shortly after Jin marries Min-seo (OC), while he is on his honeymoon. All members are in relationships except Yoongi as this is during the period after Jeong-sun broke up with him.
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All members except Jin and J-Hope are having breakfast in the kitchen. Jimin walks into the room from the hallway, holding a postcard
Jimin: Have you guys seen this?
RM: [nods] It arrived yesterday
V: [looks up from his plate] What is it?
Suga: A postcard from Jin and Min-seo
V: [smirks] Has he got her pregnant yet?
Suga: [takes a bite of toast and slips the card from Jimin. He turns it over in his hands while chewing. He continued in a slightly sarcastic tone, clearly] Surprisingly, he doesn’t mention...
Jungkook: [surprised at V’s comment] Isn’t it a bit soon?
Jimin: [curiously] Are they trying?
RM: [shakes his head] He said he wanted to wait for a bit first
Suga: He’s enlisting soon
Jimin: [smiles mischievously]: So who’s next?
Suga: To enlist?
Jimin: No...to get hitched
The younger members turn automatically towards Jungkook without realising. The maknae blushes.
RM: [tries to turn the attention away from the maknae, not knowing whether things had yet improved between him and Young-soon. They seemed cozy during Jin’s wedding reception, but at the start of the ceremony Jungkook had confided his troubles to the leader] Maybe Hoseok?
Jimin: [looks around, suddenly noticing the older member is also missing] Where is he?
Suga: [without hesitation] At Nana’s
V: He’s hardly at home these days
Suga: He’s in love...
Jimin: [turns to Suga]: Has he told you that?
Suga: [shrugs noncommitedly] I can tell
RM: He does seem happier these days
V: What does she do? I asked her at the wedding but can’t remember
Jungkook: [inbetween mouthfuls of food] Teacher
V: [smirks, a little in disbelief] Where would Hoseok have met a teacher?
RM: He didn’t say...
Suga: In the park
Jimin: [laughs] What was he doing in the park?
V: [sarcastically] Chatting up women, obviously
Jungkook: [turns to the older member] Where was it you met Cassandra again Tae?
V: [casually]: At a play. [pauses] Backstage.
Jimin: [grins at the maknae] We don’t need to ask where you met Young-soon, JK....
Jungkook: [confused] Why?
Suga: We were all there
Jungkook: [remembers] Oh yeah...
V: [reaches over and pinches Jungkook’s cheek playfully] You were so cute...
Jungkoook: [flushes furiously red] I thought I’d lost my I.D...
V: [protests] I saw you pull it out of your pocket at least three times during the meeting...
Jungkook: [looks down, cheeks red with the realisation that his excuse to talk to her fooled no one except his now-girlfriend] I don’t remember...
V: [eyebrow raised] So, when’s the wedding?
Jungkook: [turns even redder] We haven’t discussed that yet...
V: You’d better hurry up...
Jungkook: [ignores him] But if we did, I’d want it to be as nice as Jin’s
Jimin: [interested now] Who’d be your best man?
Jungkook: [looks straight at him] Not you
The room erupts in laughter
Jungkook: [pauses and thinks] Namjoon
RM: [looks surprised] Really? Thanks...
Jimin: [snaps a little bitchily] He’s not even proposed yet...he could change his mind
V: [turns to the leader] Does Ji-eun want to get married again?
Jungkook: [confused] Again?
RM: [a little annoyed at having to explain the story again but trying to play it off casually] She’s been married before. [to V] We’ve decided not to rush anything. What about you?
V: The time is not right, but I know how I’m going to do it...
Jungkook: Is it a secret?
V: Yes
Suga: [sarcastically] Well I’m glad you’ve cleared that up
Jimin: Would you ever get married Yoongi?
A few members look over at the older man with a mixture of curiosity and tension, realising it was probably best for Jimin not to have asked
Suga: [his voice is steady and hard to read] Probably not
V: [tries to lighten the mood] At least you know you’ll get to be best man again
Suga: [looks at him] What?
V: Hoseok
Jimin: [smirks, remembering the speech at Jin’s wedding] You get another chance at making Jungkook cry...
RM: [defending the maknae] Yoongi’s speech was really moving. I think we all cried a little...
Jungkook: [changing the topic] When’s Jin back?
RM: The day after tomorrow
They settle back to breakfast, satisfied
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I vote for #3 ! Also have you considered doing an all member scenario where they give their gfs a love bite ? Or vice versa ?
Thanks for the request
We have done a MLT type post on neck kisses, which mentions where/if the members would give lovebites. Also, we did a jokey BTS members discuss Jungkook having a lovebite (non headcanon.)
I’m not sure all members or girlfriends would be super into it, but we might include it with those who would as part of other scenarios, if that makes sense.
Hi guys! I just read and I really loved the BTS discussion (Never have I ever), especially Jimin's reactions. I think it was very characteristic of him, I could almost heard his giggles 😂. Also, the reluctance from Yoongi was so relatable too. I can imagine his face throughout the conversation🤭 This kind of details are important so thank you for your amazing work 💕
Thanks so much. We actually wrote this a while back and even though it's not necessarily headcanon, it's inspired by real events that have happened in our headcanon fics which was super fun to think about. In fact, this was where we first came up with the idea of V and Cass doing roleplay as Cleopatra and Ceasar ! If course, the actual event in our headcanon ended up being a disaster which we didn't foreshadow when we wrote this little discussion, but the idea that they'd try historical roleplay seemed really potent and accurate for them, especially the hilarious thought of Tae switching between the two love interests and playing BOTH Ceasar and Mark Anthony.
Idk if you've read all of our BTS discuss series. The majority are not headcanon and are slightly exaggerated versions of each member and the way we see them, so as you can imagine they are sooo fun to write!
Both admins absolutely love doing these “BTS discuss” scenarios. Any suggestions will be taken on board for later discussions.
(Also, 10 points to Gryffindor to anyone who can guess what documentary V and Jungkook are referring to in this fic ;)
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All members except Jin, who is away visiting family, are seated in the spacious living room. Suga is sat at the table, scrolling through the downloads file on RM’s laptop, hoping to clear up some space to add a new soundtrack he has been working on. RM watches from behind him, instructing him on which items are important and which can be deleted. Suga opens a file and is taken aback when the loud sound of moaning fills the room as a pornographic video begins to play on the screen.
Suga: [speaks calmly but moves back in his chair a little] Woa. This is new.
The other members move forward to look at the video. Jungkook grins.
Jungkook: [turns to RM] Didn’t you only just get it back from repairs?
RM: [sighing]: It wasn’t me...
Suga: [smirks and looks at RM] Maybe you should get a new I.T guy...
Suga starts to scroll casually through the video using the bar at the bottom of the screen, skipping to later scenes.
RM: [watching him apprehensively] What are you doing?
Suga: [grins, looking at the group] Cumshot or creampie?
V: [guesses confidently] Creampie.
Suga cuts to the last twenty seconds while RM clutches his face in embarrassment behind him. There is a loud groan on screen and Suga flashes his gums in amusement as V’s prediction comes true. He reaches over and high fives the younger member. After a moment...
V: I don’t buy it
J-Hope: What’s to buy?
V: [shrugs to himself] She wasn’t enjoying it...
Jimin: [turns to the younger member inquisitively] How can you tell?
V: [a little pretentiously] She’s making too much eye contact with the camera to be believable.
Suga: [indifferently] And she was faking it.
RM: I don’t think it’s meant to be realistic...
Jungkook: [smirks] So why did you download it?
RM: [protests] I already told you I didn’t.
Jimin: She’s his type.
RM ignores him and Suga switches off the laptop and closes the lid. He leans to the side slightly as RM bends over him and takes the machine from the table and leaves the room with it. In his absence the conversation continues, a little more lively.
V: They fake it most of the time in porn...
Jimin: Not if they squirt!
V: [explaining knowingly] They fill it with water when the camera cuts away.
Jimin: [struggling to hide his interest] You seem to know a lot about it.
V: I saw a documentary...it was a British guy.
Jungkook: [looks up at the older member] With glasses?
V: Yeah...
Jungkook: I saw that too.
V: [ignores him and continues] Anyway, it doesn’t look like that.
J-Hope: [suddenly chirps up, feeling he has something he can agree with] Yeah! It’s really surprising when it actually happens!
J-hope seems oblivious to the way the other members glance at him following his outburst, a little astonished. Only Jungkook doesn’t look and instead opts to take a large bite from a chicken and mayo baguette.
Jimin: [trying to change the subject, not wanting to think about the older member having sex] Do you think it’s the same for girls as it is for guys?
V: What do you mean?
Jimin: [a little coyly] When they...you know...
Jungkook: [speaks with his mouth full, his voice a little posh as though mockingly quoting from a text book] Experience climax.
Jimin: [blushes pink] Yeah...that.
V: [frowns] What do you mean ‘is it the same’?
Jimin: Does it feel as good for them when they do it?
Suga: [smirks, not quite believing that Jimin has asked such a stupid question] Haven’t you ever made a girl cum before Jimin?
Jimin: [protests weakly] I have...
J-Hope: Of course it feels good!
Jimin: [starts to backtrack a little, his naivety showing] I just mean it must feel different...
Jungkook: [takes another bite of food] They have more nerve endings.
V: [raises an eyebrow] If you know where to find them...
Jimin: [a little hesitant] In the clit?
V: [cryptically] And deeper.
J-Hope: [explains] Women are really complicated in that way...
Suga: [drily] There are a lot of options.
Jimin: [looks at the other members a little wide eyed, his curiosity getting the better of him] Like what?
Jungkook: [speaks in English in a posh accent] Cunnilingus.
Jimin: [frowns] What’s that?
Suga: [understanding] He means giving oral.
Jimin: Oh. [he thinks for a moment] Well I do that!
V: [smirks] For how long?
Jimin: [a little bitchily] Do you want a number?
J-Hope: [protests] It’s not about minutes!
Jungkook: [keeping up his clear voice, as though reading from a text book...subtly mocking Jimin] It’s about how you make them feel.
Jimin: I’ve had no complaints.
Suga: [shakes his head and explains] It’s not something they would bring up.
V: [confidently] Unless you ask.
Jimin: [starting to doubt himself] They seem to be enjoying it...
J-Hope: [sincerely] That’s good.
Jungkook: [shrugs, finally finishing his baguette and putting down his plate] It’s easy to tell if they have climaxed or not.
V: [joins in] And it doesn’t involve squirting.
J-Hope: [protests honestly] Sometimes it does...
V: [half agrees with J-Hope but wants to be the one to explain] But you can tell, even if they haven’t.
Jimin: How?
V: Their chest becomes flushed.
Jungkook: [turns to the older members] Is that really true?
Suga and J-Hope murmur in agreement.
Jungkook: I haven’t noticed.
J-Hope: [joins in, explaining what he notices the most] And they tremble all over. Oh...and their toes curl!
Suga: [speaks up] You can feel the change in their breathing...
V: And they look more beautiful...
Jimin: [a little doubtfully] Aren’t they beautiful anyway?
Suga: It’s different. They look...[he squints his eyes, trying to find the right word] ...dewy.
V: [agreeing, his voice a little dreamy] Rapturous.
Jungkook pulls a face at the choice of words.
Suga: [shrugs] It’s more intense for women.
V: It’s not just about the body. It’s the mind too...it’s really spiritual for them.
J-Hope: [grinning] That’s really romantic!
Suga: [closing the conversation simply] It’s just nice when they do it.
J-Hope: [turning to the door and changing the topic, suddenly noticing the leader had not yet returned] Where did Namjoon go?
Jimin: [smirks] Maybe he’s relieving himself.
Jungkook: I hope he remembers to delete the video this time.
They all laugh and return to the topic of Suga’s new recording.
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This conversation mentions events which took place in a previous conversation, BTS discuss: How many girls they have had sex with (which can be read here)
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Jimin enters the shared apartment late in the evening to find all members except Namjoon cluttered around the living room. Namjoon is presumably doing his own thing in the studio. They all turn to look at him as he closes the door behind him.
V: Where were you?
Jimin: [smirks] Can’t you guess?
J-Hope: [automatically] Angel?
Suga: [eyebrows raised] Blowjob?
Jimin: [shakes his head coyly] It was just a date.
Jungkook: [rolls his eyes] That makes a change...
Jimin: [turns the younger member and pouts, a little offended at the implication] It’s not that much of a change.
Jin: [smiling, calling him out] So you haven’t taken it to the next level then?
Jimin: [turns to the older member, his expression a little flustered] I’m not denying it.
Suga: [deadpan, a little uninterested] So that’s a yes?
Jimin: [turns to Suga and snaps a little] You say it like you’ve never slept with anyone before!
V: [smirking from behind them, seated on the sofa] It’s still more than you.
Jungkook and J-Hope try to control their laughter at this quip. Jungkook looks up at Jimin and bites the insides of his cheeks.
Jungkook: What is it now hyung? Four?
Jin senses that several of the members are now starting to badly tease Jimin, he comes to his defence.
Jin: It’s not about quantity.
Suga: [sighing] We’ve been through this before...
Jin: [frowning] Have we?
Jungkook: [remembering] Jin was out that night...
Jin: What night?
V: [grins] The night we found out Jimin’s only charmed three girls into bed with him.
Jungkook: [matching his grin] Four now!
Jimin: [exasperated] It’s still three, but that doesn’t matter.
Jin: [looking at each member, a little cautiously] Did you all reveal...how many?
V: [nods] Guess who holds the crown?
Jin: [eyebrows raised, curious] Namjoon?
V and Jungkook shake their heads.
Jungkook: [turns to look at Suga] Yoongi. Didn’t you say seven?
Before Suga can reply, Jimin cuts in, grinning.
Jimin: Including Suran!
Jin: [looks from Jimin to Suga, a little shocked but not disbelieving] What, really?
Suga: I don’t want to talk about it.
Jimin: [sensing that Suga is annoyed at both him and Jungkook, turns to Jin]. What about you?
Jin: [smiles] What about me?
J-Hope: [trying to be helpful] He means your ‘number.’
Jin: [says kindly] I’d rather not say.
Suga: [a little bitchily, sensing the opportunity to get back at the younger member] Is it more than Jimin?
V: [smirking] Most likely yes...
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have you ever considered doing an “OCs Discuss” ? Where the girls discuss topics concerning their bfs? It doesn’t necessarily have to be headcanon but it could be interesting to see how they discuss topics like sex & their relationship with each of the members haha
This would be really interesting. Like a headcanon gf discuss series. I'm not sure all would take part though. For example Jeong-sun (or any variation of girl we can see as being someone Yoongi would fall for) would not feel comfortable discussing details about their sex life. Likewise you'll notice in our normal BTS Discuss series (headcanon and non headcanon) Yoongi is very cautious about revealing overly personal information.
Cassandra and Ji-eun (V and RM's girlfriends) however would and do! There are snippets of 'all girl' conversations like this in Boat Party, Jin's Stag Do, Jin leaves for the military and Refuge.
We will def discuss. We would actually love to do an all girl fic in the future. Not sure if many people would read it, but we would def enjoy writing it!
Admins will be together for the next few hours. Have a look at our masterlist under BTS discuss to see what's already been done. We prefer writing headcanon things as they help the storyline but will consider non headcanon.
