BTS discuss: Their girlfriends’ boobs & cosmetic surgery
Although this can be enjoyed on its own, it is imagined as part of our headcanon universe and takes place shortly after ‘The Play’ where the members got a glimpse of V’s girlfriend, Cassandra, fully nude.
This discussion also references events from Jungkook’s chapter in ‘BTS reacts to you/their girlfriend feeling insecure about other girls around them’ as well as ‘Jungkook accidentally catches RM’s girlfriend naked on webcam’.
To read each member & their girlfriend’s headcanon universe fics in order, follow the links here: RM / Jin / Suga / J-Hope / Jimin / V / Jungkook & Our full masterlist can be found here
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Namjoon and his girlfriend, Ji-eun, have gone out for the night, leaving the other members lazily sat around the shared living room in their apartment. Jimin is scrolling aimlessly through gossip websites on his laptop at the table and V catches a glimpse of the article he is reading, a familiar female actress adorning the front page.
V: So do you think she has?
Jimin: [takes a closer look] It’s hard to tell from the pictures...
Jungkook: [walks past, munching on a sandwich.] Has what?
Suga: [murmurs disinterestedly from his place on the sofa behind them, vaguely following the conversation] Had her tits done.
Jin: [from his place beside Suga] Maybe she just gained weight?
Jungkook: [asks with curiosity] Does that make them bigger?
Jin: [shrugs] Sometimes.
Suga: [squints to see the picture on the laptop from his distance on the sofa and scoffs a little] But not that much...
V: [turns to Suga with interest] So you think they’re fake?
Jimin: How can you tell?
Suga: [shrugs easily] They don’t rest like that if they are natural.
Jimin: [grins] Well you’d know...
Jin: [smiles shyly, looking from Jimin to Suga] What do you mean?
Jimin: Yoongi’s been with a lot of women.
J-Hope: [laughs a little] You say it like he’s a player...
Jimin: Isn’t he?
J-Hope: [smiles and shakes his head] Don’t you know Yoongi at all? He takes these things seriously.
V: [sincerely, genuinely not knowing] Does he?
Suga: [drily] I’m right here...
J-Hope: [ignores his friend’s comment and turns to him, knowing that his current relationship with Jeong-sun certainly seems serious] How long’s it been now hyung? Six months?
The others do not pay attention to the comment, lost in the excitement of the topic at hand, and Jimin turns back to his laptop
Jimin: I don’t think they look that bad, even if they are fake...
Jin: [smiles good-naturedly, wanting to lightly tease the younger member] Because of Angel?
Jimin: [protests] Angel’s aren’t fake!
J-Hope: [laughs lightly] Are you sure?
Jimin: I swear!
V: But her friend definitely has...
Jimin: Which one?
Suga: [smirks, a little in disbelief, having seen the group of female friends, who were acquaintances of his girlfriend, on a number of occations] You must know which one...
Jin: [clarifies to Jimin] Not the one with the glasses...the other one.
The members do not notice Suga shift in his seat a little at the mention of Jeong-sun who he has not yet introduced to the group
V: The one who likes Jungkook?
Jimin: With the purple hair?
V: [nods] Yeah...she posted a picture online the other day for Jungkook’s birthday.
Jin: [asks with curiosity, not knowing this information] What kind of picture?
J-Hope: She was wearing no clothes!
Jimin: [laughs, turning to Jungkook who is blushing furiously] Did it turn you on?
Jungkook: I have a girlfriend...
The maknae takes a bite of his sandwich in an attempt to smother his embarrassment
V: Are her boobs fake too?
Jungkook: [looks at V, unimpressed with his question. His mouth is full of food.] No, they’re just perfect
J-Hope: [smiles] aww....
V: There’s something nice about natural breasts
J-Hope: [agrees] yeah...big or small...they’re both nice...
There is a collective murmur of agreement among the members
V: I could look at Cassandra’s all day...
Suga: [deadpan and sarcastic, under his breath so only Jin can hear] Well, we didn’t have a choice...
Jin laughs loudly, making the other members look at the pair
Jin: [smiles nervously] It was so uncomfortable! I thought Jungkook was going to dislocate his jaw...the way it dropped to the floor.
Jungkook: [blushes once more, but tries to stand up for his reaction] I didn’t know it was an R rated play...
J-Hope: We were all surprised...but the plot was amazing!
Jungkook: [turns to V] Does she do roles like that often? [he thinks of how the phrase the next part] Where she has to be naked?
V: [irked by the members’ lack of appreciation for the acting] If the plot needs it, then she’s not shy
J-Hope: [sincerely] Wow! That’s really brave! I could never do what she does!
Suga: [grins] Because you don’t have tits.
V: [frustrated at their ignorance] It’s just art!
Jimin: [is trying to follow the conversation but feeling left out] I can’t believe I missed it!
V: [snaps] You were with Angel...
J-Hope: [turns to Jin] Was Min-seo okay about it?
Jin: She was a bit shocked...I don’t think she’s ever seen something like that before...
Jimin: [remembering] Ji-eun seemed tense at the dinner too...
J-Hope: Was it their first date since they got back together?
Jungkook: I think so...
V: [realises for the first time that the leader is missing] Where have they gone tonight?
Suga: He went to hers.
Jimin: [rolls his eyes with a grin] Thank god for that! I want to sleep tonight!
J-Hope: [defends RM nervously] They aren’t that loud...
Jungkook and Suga: [at the same time] Yes they are!
V: [shrugs, not seeing the problem] He just loves her.
Jimin: [smiles timidly] Well, she does have a nice figure...
Suga: [drily] And a Law degree...
Jimin: [a thought suddenly occurs to him] Do you think hers are fake?
A hushed moment falls over the group as they consider this
Jungkook: [after a moment] I’ve never thought about it before
J-Hope: Why would you? It’s not like we’ve seen her naked
Jungkook shifts awkwardly and looks down
Jungkook: I guess they’re pretty big...
V: [agrees quietly] They don’t match her frame
Jimin: [looks at the other members in disbelief] Surely Namjoon would have mentioned?
Suga: [frowns] Why would he?
Jin: He’s right. It’s not our business to know.
J-Hope: [agrees] Yeah. We shouldn’t be talking about this...
V: [ignores the older members’ comments and turns to Suga who seems to be the most knowledgeable on this matter] So, do we think they are?
Suga is silent for a moment before he nods slowly
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Although this can be enjoyed on its own, it is imagined as part of our headcanon masterlist and takes place shortly after Jin marries Min-seo (OC), while he is on his honeymoon. All members are in relationships except Yoongi as this is during the period after Jeong-sun broke up with him.
To read each member & their girlfriend’s headcanon universe fics in order, follow the links here: RM / Jin / Suga / J-Hope / Jimin / V / Jungkook & Our full masterlist can be found here
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All members except Jin and J-Hope are having breakfast in the kitchen. Jimin walks into the room from the hallway, holding a postcard
Jimin: Have you guys seen this?
RM: [nods] It arrived yesterday
V: [looks up from his plate] What is it?
Suga: A postcard from Jin and Min-seo
V: [smirks] Has he got her pregnant yet?
Suga: [takes a bite of toast and slips the card from Jimin. He turns it over in his hands while chewing. He continued in a slightly sarcastic tone, clearly] Surprisingly, he doesn’t mention...
Jungkook: [surprised at V’s comment] Isn’t it a bit soon?
Jimin: [curiously] Are they trying?
RM: [shakes his head] He said he wanted to wait for a bit first
Suga: He’s enlisting soon
Jimin: [smiles mischievously]: So who’s next?
Suga: To enlist?
Jimin: No...to get hitched
The younger members turn automatically towards Jungkook without realising. The maknae blushes.
RM: [tries to turn the attention away from the maknae, not knowing whether things had yet improved between him and Young-soon. They seemed cozy during Jin’s wedding reception, but at the start of the ceremony Jungkook had confided his troubles to the leader] Maybe Hoseok?
Jimin: [looks around, suddenly noticing the older member is also missing] Where is he?
Suga: [without hesitation] At Nana’s
V: He’s hardly at home these days
Suga: He’s in love...
Jimin: [turns to Suga]: Has he told you that?
Suga: [shrugs noncommitedly] I can tell
RM: He does seem happier these days
V: What does she do? I asked her at the wedding but can’t remember
Jungkook: [inbetween mouthfuls of food] Teacher
V: [smirks, a little in disbelief] Where would Hoseok have met a teacher?
RM: He didn’t say...
Suga: In the park
Jimin: [laughs] What was he doing in the park?
V: [sarcastically] Chatting up women, obviously
Jungkook: [turns to the older member] Where was it you met Cassandra again Tae?
V: [casually]: At a play. [pauses] Backstage.
Jimin: [grins at the maknae] We don’t need to ask where you met Young-soon, JK....
Jungkook: [confused] Why?
Suga: We were all there
Jungkook: [remembers] Oh yeah...
V: [reaches over and pinches Jungkook’s cheek playfully] You were so cute...
Jungkoook: [flushes furiously red] I thought I’d lost my I.D...
V: [protests] I saw you pull it out of your pocket at least three times during the meeting...
Jungkook: [looks down, cheeks red with the realisation that his excuse to talk to her fooled no one except his now-girlfriend] I don’t remember...
V: [eyebrow raised] So, when’s the wedding?
Jungkook: [turns even redder] We haven’t discussed that yet...
V: You’d better hurry up...
Jungkook: [ignores him] But if we did, I’d want it to be as nice as Jin’s
Jimin: [interested now] Who’d be your best man?
Jungkook: [looks straight at him] Not you
The room erupts in laughter
Jungkook: [pauses and thinks] Namjoon
RM: [looks surprised] Really? Thanks...
Jimin: [snaps a little bitchily] He’s not even proposed yet...he could change his mind
V: [turns to the leader] Does Ji-eun want to get married again?
Jungkook: [confused] Again?
RM: [a little annoyed at having to explain the story again but trying to play it off casually] She’s been married before. [to V] We’ve decided not to rush anything. What about you?
V: The time is not right, but I know how I’m going to do it...
Jungkook: Is it a secret?
V: Yes
Suga: [sarcastically] Well I’m glad you’ve cleared that up
Jimin: Would you ever get married Yoongi?
A few members look over at the older man with a mixture of curiosity and tension, realising it was probably best for Jimin not to have asked
Suga: [his voice is steady and hard to read] Probably not
V: [tries to lighten the mood] At least you know you’ll get to be best man again
Suga: [looks at him] What?
V: Hoseok
Jimin: [smirks, remembering the speech at Jin’s wedding] You get another chance at making Jungkook cry...
RM: [defending the maknae] Yoongi’s speech was really moving. I think we all cried a little...
Jungkook: [changing the topic] When’s Jin back?
RM: The day after tomorrow
They settle back to breakfast, satisfied
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Hi guys! I just read and I really loved the BTS discussion (Never have I ever), especially Jimin's reactions. I think it was very characteristic of him, I could almost heard his giggles 😂. Also, the reluctance from Yoongi was so relatable too. I can imagine his face throughout the conversation🤭 This kind of details are important so thank you for your amazing work 💕
Thanks so much. We actually wrote this a while back and even though it's not necessarily headcanon, it's inspired by real events that have happened in our headcanon fics which was super fun to think about. In fact, this was where we first came up with the idea of V and Cass doing roleplay as Cleopatra and Ceasar ! If course, the actual event in our headcanon ended up being a disaster which we didn't foreshadow when we wrote this little discussion, but the idea that they'd try historical roleplay seemed really potent and accurate for them, especially the hilarious thought of Tae switching between the two love interests and playing BOTH Ceasar and Mark Anthony.
Idk if you've read all of our BTS discuss series. The majority are not headcanon and are slightly exaggerated versions of each member and the way we see them, so as you can imagine they are sooo fun to write!
A huge thank you for 2,750 followers! & a little tease of fics to come
It means so much to us to see how many people enjoy reading our work and looking at our fan art. We started this blog a year and a half ago and cannot believe how far our storylines have come during this time. As always, we really appreciate every like, comment, request and reblog. It would be amazing if we could reach 3,000 followers by summer!
While we will continue to work on lists, preferences, art and the BTS discuss series, we have a lot of headcanon work coming up in the next few months which follows our ongoing storyline. (Find out more here). We will tease a few special events below, not necessarily in order:
- RM leaves for the military
- The members and (some of) their girlfriends finally meet Jeong-sun (Suga’s girlfriend)
- Jungkook and Young-soon’s months of tension after his incident at the party are explained
- Jungkook leaves for the military
- One couple marry
- Two couples have a double date holiday
- The aftermath for V and Cassandra (his girlfriend) following their huge argument
ADMIN N will also be working on fan art, including finally revealing some of their girlfriends and how we see them!
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