Feb 18
Bts stardew valley au except THEY are the weird ass new farmer and you are the townie trying to ignore why someone is setting bombs off in the mountains at 1am, or the sudden surplus in the towns mayonnaise and fermented chili pepper supply.
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Bts stardew valley au except THEY are the weird ass new farmer and you are the townie trying to ignore why someone is setting bombs off in the mountains at 1am, or the sudden surplus in the towns mayonnaise and fermented chili pepper supply.
got a sneaky suspicion buying BTS tickets is not easy chief
jungkook definitely had something to do with this
how bts would deal with a zombie apocalypse
-- warnings: zombie, major character death, e2l
-- disclaimer: this has nothing to do with the artist / how we view the artist or reality. its literally just a shitpost. enjoy
NAMJOON
frantically tries to piece together different parts of maps that he finds
thinks he has a pretty good idea of the terrain
he doesnt
SEOKJIN
actually has a pretty good idea of the terrain bc he’s been everywhere instead of hiding in a room w maps
finds joon and he’s like 🤦♂️
they work together and actually do rlly well surviving
YOONGI
simply does not
meditates away
HOSEOK
would die of fright
like not even from a zombie attack someone would just tell him he’s in an apocalypse (bc bby wouldn’t realize it, thinking “wow the economy’s really bad these days”)
and he would just lay down and pass away
JIMIN
spends the whole time caught up in a war of trust w another survivor instead of worrying abt the actual zombies
theyre actually flirting the whole time
enemies to lovers 10k
TAEHYUNG
doesn’t realize he is a zombie
is confused when everyone he tries to talk to just screams and runs away
JUNGKOOK
survives on drinking gasoline and picking fights w his bare hands and things that should not be used as weapons (old toilet paper roll, plastic bags, etc)
zombies have learned to just stay away from this kid screaming “SUP FUCKERS” on top of a garbage pile at like 3 am every day
jin: I just don't understand why you're the leader when I am the older one here
namjoon: you wanted to rock-paper-scissors your way out of a music video shoot yesterday
You know what I love and support about Kim Taehyung above all else?
He will win gay chicken every. Single. Time.
