I need a fic where it goes through a day in the life of Scoops Stobin, but girls keep coming to the counter and asking for Robin. And slowly, Steve starts to piece it together that his bestie has somehow become Hawkins’ first completely-oblivious-lesbian-casanova.
I want appearances from Nancy, Chrissy, Vickie, Heather, that girl from the volunteer center, maybe an OC as well… Steve genuinely cannot form words by the time Carol Perkins struts in…
At one point, three of the tables are occupied by girls that are very obviously checking Robin out the entire time.
I want Karen Wheeler to show up at the end and Steve nearly knocks over the display of ice cream cones before he realizes she was just picking up milkshakes as a surprise for the kids.
thinking about an AU where nancy is thought to be a murderer instead of eddie...
tommy “disappears” instead of barb. nancy doesn’t get involved with the upside down. then, 1986… barb is vecna’s first victim, and nancy runs.
more under the cut because i have a ton of thoughts but they are Messy:
S1
carol and steve team up with jonathan to find tommy and will. tommy's dead, but they've fought monsters, so— well, they know what they went through. steve's full of guilt abt tommy. he and carol try to pretend and be normal.
nancy and barb are kept well out of things. steve and nancy break up after tommy disappeared, and she mainly keeps to herself along with barb.
S2
tommy's parents are still looking for him. they hire a private investigator and steve, carol and jonathan go to murray's. stonathan get murray'd. carol's conflicted bc she sees it as jonathan trying to replace tommy, and while she kinda knows he's not, she's still upset about it.
who does dustin go to for help, you ask? well, he tries jonathan, who isn't there, and instead finds robin, who had come to the byers' to find what she'd missed in class, since they sit next to each other.
dustin complains endlessly about robin not being able to drive. she gets involved because dustin's ranting about jonathan not being home and she thinks this random kid is acting shifty. he asks her if she knows anything about, uh, reptiles, and she does.
they go looking for dart together, and dustin has to fill her in slowly on bits without giving away the upside down element. it works until they run into max and lucas and then get surrounded by demodogs. robin fights them off with a crowbar.
steve, jonathan and carol are beyond confused to meet up with robin, but everything's already so crazy. what's one more.
steve and jonathan go off with will, joyce and hopper. robin and carol stay at the cabin with the rest of the kids. billy shows up looking for max, and robin tries to fight him when he threatens lucas. she, of course, gets her ass kicked, but billy doesn't stop when she loses consciousness.
carol doesn't know robin like that, wouldn't care, usually, but billy is twice her size and fuckin' scary, and she does not want to watch robin get killed, so she lunges at billy from behind and scratches at his face with her nails. this, too, isn't very effective, and billy hits her against the wall.
it does, however, give max the opportunity to drug billy, and the rest of the scene plays out the same. this leads to max still driving, just carol's car, and robin wakes up with her head in carol's lap.
robin: wh—
dustin: hey, bud! shhhh, don't move
robin: what—
carol, tense: buckley stay STILL
max: SHUT UP I'M DRIVING
robin: WH— CAROL, YOU LET HER DRIVE?
carol is beyond stressed. she's not gonna argue with a bunch of kids. robin starts yelling for max to pull over and carol's idly wondering if this is really what her life is now. (it is). the two of them end up in the tunnels with the party while steve helps jon etc.
S3
steve starts working at scoops with robin, but he doesn't remember her being there in s2, so robin's lowkey mad at him. dustin comes to robin instead of steve, but he knows steve was involved, too, and steve insists on being part of things, and things play out similarly from there.
robin and carol have a brief summer fling during this, since carol is leaving for college in the fall. carol clocks steve crushing on robin while he's also pining for jonathan, and this adds some tension between him and carol.
jonathan works at the papers with carol. they don't investigate like nancy did, but carol clocks billy being weird when she's at the pool, and when steve and robin disappear with dustin and erica they notice and know something's wrong.
S4
carol's gone off to college, not due to visit for another few days, so she's not there. the byers have moved to california still. steve and jonathan got together before the move, so they're both mopey. robin and carol have ended things on pretty good terms.
barb is vecna's first victim, and nancy freaks out. she's not a suspect until she seeks out a friend of theirs for help—fred—and he dies, the same way as barb. nancy freaks out again. she disappears, terrified. mike's already left for his trip, so he can't help.
nancy, entirely on edge, launches herself at robin, pinning her to the wall with a broken bottle at her neck. she recognises dustin and max, though, and steve, and it's such a weird assortment of people but she's having the weirdest few days anyway.
she breaks down when she tells them, but they believe her. of course they do. and that's how nancy's brought into the fray.
trans fem steve that keeps wearing the same clothes until she cant anymore (I am a fat steve truther) Once she is desperate for new clothes she drags robin to a thrift store and is fully planning to just get more polos and jeans just in her new size
Carol perkins might be a bitch but she is also girls girl at heart and see stevie shopping with seemingly only robin for help so she offers up her opinion to help stevie branch out from her old clothes and show off her new body because what flattered her per-estrogen might not post
it takes hours and leaves robin and carol alone together while she tries everything on, its awkward and quiet at first with robin and carol barely acknowledging each other to arguing on what looks best on stevie to just general sniping at each other that only stops when carol grabs robins shirt/tie/collar and pulls her down to say something to robin their noses touching causing robins brain to melt out her ears
the trip is infinity more successful than anyone could have guessed not only does stevie have new clothes and a new found knowledge on styling herself robin gets railed and gets a girlfriend (in that order)
post s2 Steve trying to get back to his normal life, turning up to a house party he was invited to but isn't really welcomed at. In an attempt to impress Billy, Tommy locks Steve in a closet and tosses a freshly bruised and beaten Eddie Munson in with him.
Carol, worried and pissed off, searches the whole place before she finds Steve and Munson wrapped up in each other in a heap of tongues and hands and sounds she can't unhear.
The day only gets worse when, instead of ratting them out to the bigots downstairs, Carol blackmails them.
"I promise I won't tell anyone-" Carol stares down Steve- "as long as you introduce me to the girl who sits behind you in Ms. Click's class."
My second art for @sapphicstevents and wonderful @queenofshenanigans I'm glad we got same vision it was really fun looking for the outfit inspiration ❤️
Thank you @hbyrde36 for tagging me for this!! And thank you to everyone in @strangerthingswritersguild. I joined in...May, I think??? But it feels like I've been there forever because I found my people!! Y'all are never getting rid of me now😘. But on this First Friday Wednesday New Years Stranger Things Eve, let's do a Fanfic Year In Review for 2025:
In 2025, I posted my first fanfic to A03 since 2023! Not only that, but I posted 12 (!!!!!) fics, 10 of them complete! This is a personal best for me since the days of Livejournal. I posted a total of 60,879 words, and now have 55 total works posted to AO3.
In 2025, I posted and completed:
Jeff Saves The Day Once Again: Teen, Steddie, Outside POV, 736 words
Lost: Mature, Steddie, Omegaverse, 1,112 words
Spring Fling Festival: Teen, Steddie, Fluff, 1,224 words
Family Video Employee Evaluation: Explicit, Steith, Porn with Feelings, 3,532 words
Have You Met Ted: Teen, ???, Steve Harrington Is A Little Shit, 2,148 words
Steve's Room: Gen, Platonic Stobin, Post-Starcourt, 419 words
As My Lord Demands, So Must I Obey: Explicit, Steddie, Nipple play, 2,480 words
The One Where Steve Is A Centaur: Mature, Steddie, Monsterfucker Eddie, 797 words
You Can't Eat That!: Teen, Steddie, Steve Harrington's Unhinged Food Combinations, 381 words
Christmas Pickle: Teen, Steddie, Holiday Traditions, 341 words
Second Chance At First Love (And Third Base): Mature, Steddie, 00s Omegaverse Hallmark AU, WIP (3/? chapters posted, 14,854 words)
Operation: Hot Racks was for the Sapphic Mini Bang, and my artist did such a wonderful job, I still look at it daily. And Second Chance was for the Steddie Big Bang, and Lu's art makes me cry whenever I think about it. My #1 goal for the first part of 2026 is to finish both of these fics. Operation: Hot Racks is officially the longest thing I've ever written, and Second Chance is right up there.
⚔️ A Knight's Tale AU - Ronance + Steddie Knight's Tale AU with some D&D elements.
👩👩👦 Stranger Moms - AU after S4 (some S5 elements) with a focus on Liz Harrington, Claudia Henderson, and the party Moms
🤸♂️S3 Aerobics AU - the kitchen sink S3 Mall AU where I take stuff from Seasons 3-5, mix it up, and do what I want with it. And there's aerobics. Main pairing Steddissy, with side: Ronnie/Carol, Robin/Heather, others TBD.
🏰 Attic Shenanigans - the Honey I Shrunk The Kids AU (canon compliant through S4, then wildly AU)
🐉Dragon!Dustin - the one where Dustin transforms himself into a dragon and Steve might be a witch (canon compliant through S4, then wildly AU)
🐕Reluctant Dog Dad Steve - S5 AU (Eddie lives but otherwise S5 compliantish) where Steve reluctantly adopts a dog, Stommie endgame
In 2026 I'd like to start:
I have so many other ideas, but the ones above are the main ones that I've been noodling at for a long time that I would love to share as more than little snippets! I think I'm going to try to stay away from events with firm deadlines, because I've found they stress me out as much as I love them.
I've no pressure tagged a bunch of folks under the cut, but if I left anyone out I'm so sorry, and feel free to join in with your own Year In Review if you like!
Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington; Robin Buckley/Carol Perkins
wc: 2141 | T | tags & themes: Meeting the SO; No-longer Secret Relationships; Humor & the Tiniest Hint of Angst
For @stobinmonth Day 11: matching | AO3
“I'm not changing.”
“We are not meeting my girlfriend for the first time matching, Steven.” Robin crosses her arms, ironically -- probably he's never really understood that -- matching his stance as she stands across from him.
Standing beside their selected arm chairs -- Robin's plaid with low arms and a springy cushion and Steve’s sunken and leather with the tall back -- he feels like Clint Eastwood. In a standoff with Robin, who's a second cowboy he doesn't know the name of even after weeks of watching spaghetti westerns with Wayne. She's got a smirk on her face.
She thinks he's going to give in.
“We're in agreement then,” he says, “you've got a closet full of other shirts go find one.”
Robin looks seconds from ripping his button up off his shoulders, like it's his fault she's finally realized how much fun the bright colors are instead of the neutral pattern clashing she used to do.
“Your closet is bigger, she's my girlfriend you go change.”
“No, I've got my whole outfit planned.”
“I don't care that you matched your shoes to your shirt.”
It’s true that he has done that. It's also true that he has a backup outfit that he could use instead. But something about the frazzled way she’s looking at him, the way she’s tugging at the ends of her hair is tapping into his inner need to be a problem.
So instead of going back to his room. Instead of continuing what could, without a doubt, be an hours long argument until she either gave up and went to change or they went to the restaurant matching. He takes a step forward, settles down into the embrace of his chair and crosses his leg over his knee.
“Let’s talk about why it’s so important this ‘first’ meeting goes well.” He puts the air quotes around first because he knows how much it annoys her. Clasping his fingers on his knee when he’s done. “Are you worried that this sincerity of matching with your soulmate will scare her away?”
“You’ve taken one psych class, and it was developmental psych. For children.”
“Is this hostility real, or is it an easier emotion to express than fear?”
“I hate you. I hate you. I don’t know why we’re doing this.”
It wouldn’t be hard to keep this bit going, but Robin’s stress is quickly moving from funny joke to actually concerning. “It’s Carol, babe. I probably know your girlfriend better than you do.”
“Great,” Robin claps her hands, spins in a circle like she’s about to go back to her room but thinks better of it. “You can stay home then and I can make that table for three a table for two instead.”
“Robs.”
“You have to change.”
“We’re meeting,” he says slowly repeating her question from earlier in the same cadence he uses with his daycare students, “because you want your two favorite people to get along and because you feel bad that you were secretly dating my old best friend for a whole month.”
“She’s changed.” Robin says.
“I’m sure she has,” he agrees. It would be stranger if she hadn’t. Of the three of them Carol had always been the smartest, the quickest to point out what they had missed. Picking at a stray cat hair his lint roller had missed, he wonders how long after he’d left that Carol realized he’d been right about them being dicks. Wondered how long before she stopped being so stubborn and did something about it too.
“You’ve changed.” She says slowly like she’s repeating the answer to a question he’s asked three times already.
That doesn’t feel fair to either of them, and he’s ready to say that, when Robin’s hand flapping distracts him. “Except you haven’t, you’re just Steve and you’ve always been Steve but what if she has changed and you all can’t stand each other.”
“Well you’ll have to break up with her then.” He uncrosses his legs, braces his arms on his knees, a mockery of that ‘I mean business’ pose that Hopper would take at the end of a lecture,
Only Robin doesn’t laugh. Her eyes drop down to her clasped, nervous hands instead.
“No.”
“I mean,” she starts to say the expression on her face almost as guilty as it was when he answered the phone just to be shot back in time at the sound of Carol’s complaining the second she hears the line open.
The snap of her gum and the, “Babe, you are not going to believe this.” Had been so jarring he’d had to check that he was in the shitty, smoke-stained kitchen in their apartment and not the white walls of his parent’s house. When he’d caught Robin’s eyes hers had been wide enough he could see the pink in the corners. Panic like he hadn’t even seen in the Upside Down.
“I’m sure I wouldn’t,” he had said, hearing the soft sound of Carol’s surprise through what’s passing for a connection. “I’ll pass you over to Robin now, Babe.”
That night she’d done what passes for grovelling: take out from the place he likes but she can’t stand, Some Like it Hot already playing on the TV.
They didn't like arguing and like apologies even less. Robin was sorry he was sure, even if he was less sure why she hadn't told him about Carol in the first place. She hadn't had any problem complaining about her when she realized they were sharing the same campus.
And now they were wearing matching shirts in their living room, minutes from being late to a dinner with a girlfriend she’s thinking about breaking up with. Maybe that's why she hadn't said anything last month or last week or any time in between when her “study sessions” at “the library” went late enough that they missed getting to see each other before work and bed.
Steve is fine being the voice of reason, even if hes not sure why he has to be. “You’re not going to break up with your girlfriend if we don’t get along.”
“I will break up with whoever I want to.”
“Robin.”
“Steve.” Her arms are crossed, pulled tight against her chest.
He thinks they’re going to have to actually talk about this. Not just bicker and tease and ignore the places where the hurt feelings come from. Because hurt feelings aren’t them, they aren’t something they do. They’re Steve and Robin. They don’t fight, disagree, or really argue -- because not wanting to get pizza from the place twenty minutes away that doesn’t deliver for the second time that week is none of those things.
“Were you ever going to tell me you were even seeing someone? Or should I just be glad I didn’t walk in on you eating out in the kitchen.”
“There wasn’t anything to tell.” Robin snaps like a rubber band pulled too far: sudden and it’s break more surprising than painful.
“At some point there was, and since we aren’t actually attached at the brain I really don’t know what you’re thinking.” He keeps his voice level but now that the words are leaving his mouth it’s like the slow peel of a scab coming up. Fresh blood following the sting of an unhappy, unhealed wound.
He wishes he were, wishes he could know everything about her, and she him, instantly. Wishes thoughts and extensions and meaning could just be there immediately and obvious.
But it isn't, they aren’t. Steve just has to deal with knowing there are things that will always be secret, meaning he may never even be aware he missed.
“You liked her and I didn't,” Robin says carefully, the first stuttering chugs of a train starting forward. It has to start before it can barrel on. “That’s how it started.”
Steve is still sitting, legs spread, and Robin’s hands are flicking back and forth, swaying in a miserable vogue as thoughts arrange themselves in her mind, she steps forward. Stepping and putting herself in that open space, ending the argument they still weren't really having through her proximity.
“Then we both hated her and that was good,” Robin continues. “What if now that I like her, you still don’t?
“If you never meet again it’s never a problem,” she continues. “I won’t have to end things. Cause that’s what I’ll do, Steve, there isn’t a choice between you and someone else. It’s always gonna be you. You’re my person.”
“It’s always gonna be you too, Rob.” He settles his hands on her waist in an almost hug, contact so he can keep looking her in the face when he asks. “But why are all you nerds so black and white?”
She scoffs, a total not-answer he knows means she doesn’t know what to say because he’s right.
“I didn’t hate Care, I still don’t. I was mad at her and Tommy. Mostly Tommy. But it wasn’t like she was dead to me. We talked in class and at games. She moved here for school, we were busy with fighting evil. We lost touch.”
“You don’t hate her?”
“I hate like three people and two of them are dead already. Everyone else is just annoying.”
“So you’ll change?”
She asks it gently, like it should be accompanied by an upset child’s sniffle. He almost feels bad about the way he knows he’s going to answer. Turning the hold on her waist into an actual hug, Steve rests his chin on the soft muscle of her stomach, looking up into her chin, and says, “No. We’re already late.”
He’s laughing too hard to keep his feet under him as Robin pulls him out of the chair. When he stumbles up to standing, she squeezes his hand, hard, a punishment for being mean to her.
“I hate you. I hate you. I hate you,” she chants.
She’s still muttering it down their apartment hall, in the car, and up to the restaurant where her mildly pissy face melts into something soft and gooey.
Carol is already waiting looking polished and pressed as she always has. The mid-length skirt and the chin length hair suit her. If the fashion is any indication, the 90’s seem like they’ll be kinder than the last few years have been.
Steve drops Robin’s hand as Carol walks up, gives them the space to greet one another. A warm hug: hands drifting. A kiss to the cheek: lip gloss sticky and possessive. Kind doesn’t mean they don’t still need to be careful, their greeting never slips beyond what could be friends meeting up.
And when they let go Carrie’s eyes, still soft, take on that sly pinch at the corner. She hugs him too: one arm, from the side, hands firmly in the zone of public decency. “This twin thing is cute.”
Robin groans so they can both hear all the ways that Steve has victimized her.
“I mean it, Birdie, “ she says. And Steve can hear the way age has sanded down some of her sharper edges. “Makes me hungry.”
Robin flushes, a deep red Steve can feel the heat of in his own face. “Really?
Some of her edges, not all. The look in her eyes revealing that sharp gleam he knows meant, at one point, that she and Tommy were going to disappear into a spare bedroom and leave him to fend for himself.
“I had meant literally.” If they disappear to fuck in the bathroom he’s leaving them with the bill.
But Carol shakes her head and puts the obviously dirty thoughts behind her. “I haven’t seen you two look this cute since the summer we graduated.”
Wait.
“You didn’t ever come into Scoops.” Steve accuses.
Carol’s complexion betrays her. “No, but Orange Julius was right across the food court.”
Robin is looking back and forth between them. And she was worried they wouldn’t get along. He’s about to give Rob the food to get Care riled up for weeks.
“You spend a lot of time in the food court that summer?”
“Freshman fifteen doesn’t count if it happens before the school year starts.”
“And the seats across from Scoops were the best in the room?”
“It had the best view, and I can remember more than a few freaks and geeks who would say the exact same thing.”
“Wait,” Robin says, “you were looking at…”
“Blue looks good on you,” Carol sways into Robin’s space, a leer on her face that suggests that Steve will have the apartment to himself tonight. Carol’s eyes cut up to him, a reminder that she hasn’t forgotten him or the purpose of tonight, “It looks alright on you, Stevie.”
“Yeah, big surprise who you think wore it better. You’ve always been easy.”
“We have that in common, looks like you match with both of us.”
thinking I missed the trick by not expanding more on the past Bubblescoops in TBTC because the more I think about it. Carol and Robin would’ve talked about high school. It would make sense for Carol to mention “yeah Steve stopped hanging out with us when he dated Nancy” and ofc Robin would join in with the same “she’s such a priss” thing from the bathroom scene and. Cut to the post S4 timeline and Carol has that in her back pocket to throw at Nancy “you know one time she called you—“
