Sneezing Into a Fluffy Towel While Hiding (f)
Fuck.
Let me explain:
I legitimately recorded this with the risk of being caught red-nosed with a hand towel pressed to my mouth and nostrils, sat on the floor of my shower. I pulled out my most fluffy towel and began to tickle gradually before letting my nose have it. Part of the fun is seeing how big of a sneeze I can muffle while continuing to remain unheard through the bathroom fan and closed doors. Ahhh… ah??
Leaning into every itch introduced into my somewhat large and pointy appendage, I selfishly allowed myself to sneeze louder than I should have. I thought of the comfort and safety of the soft hand towel and chose to release sneeze after hitchy sneeze to my own delight. As they kept coming the towel dampened intensely, making my sneezes all that more difficult to bury. With each one I was forced to place my nostrils into a wetter and wetter cloth. My face began to grow colder with wetness, but I continued to tickle and tickle.
At one point, I built up so greatly that my sneeze started to float away from me. Thinking quickly and knowing that I wouldn’t be able to release its full force, I let out a half-sneeze that only made me crave a true blast that would be disastrous if left unhandled. If you know what I’m talking about after listening, drop the timestamp in the comments for brownie points :)
