I cannot stop laughing. The M9 encounter a huge, rare, aggressive creature. The veteran with them even admits the only other time they've encountered it, many people died. These chucklefucks transformed it into a turtle and slid it like a hockey puck around on the ice. This only happened after they turned it into a bunny and one of their party members got mauled by said bunny and accidentally transformed it back. Somehow the stupid turtle-hockey-puck plan works, and they get out of a deeply dangerous encounter entirely unscathed. Little does said veteran know, they've USED THIS PLAN BEFORE. These idiots who accidentally drop vital info everywhere have also escaped VARIOUS OTHER ANGRY CREATURES USING THE POLYMORPH/TURTLE PLAN. They're absolute trainwrecks. They are incredibly adept. They're so bad at so many things but so good at polymorph.