#cackling!

[violetsandshrikes]

no…the way this was posted like an hour before the announcement…the pine marten- no. no he couldn’t have…

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

“still pretty sure they were doin’ it though!”

[manhub]

PARIS HILTON LOOKS LIKE THAT FEROMONE QUEEN WITH THE WHITE HIGHLIGHTER I'M SCREAMING

feremone 

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

HE IS STILL IN THE HOODIE

[soullistrations]

ahahahAHAHAHaha kageyama's setter dump in response to oikawa's NEVER gets old

[hailsatanacab]

i used to see this ancient egyptian guy, we split up because of his mummy issues

starting to suspect my gf is a changeling the way she goblin my dick

[wongkarwine]

i got beef with a coworker who i trained (entitled fresh purdue grad who went on vacation to france 3 weeks after she got hired) because i told her to do her job. it's my last week here, thank fuck, and i just noticed she won't even look me in the eye. another coworker said i intimidate her and i am delighted tbh

[rosemorning]

me talking to my mans Drake™ after he sees a movie

me: where were you?

drake: we had just come from that video

me:

drake: you know, LA traffic how the city slow?

me: no. no I do not Aubrey. I'm telling Sandi and Dennis