#cactuscore

[cactus-offical]

I hate when people make cooking/baking videos and specify “add some homemade [ingredient you definetly don’t have]” and then they don’t specify how to make it at home

[rosacarolina]

[herartificialworld]

🌵 🌵 🌵

[howstrangethemusicsoundstome]

Look at my new cactus coaster. 🌵 This is what qualifies as exciting in my life right now. https://www.instagram.com/p/CCHupVnHOI6_0HFCFTzGtB4oAAoZZQiqx4KlEY0/?igshid=1gkmejtftb2ls

[cactus-core]

Austin, TX

[gmos]

ranking cactus emojis for style and accuracy

Apple: 5/10. there was an attempt, it’s a little cartoony but you can tell where it’s going

Google: 6/10. kinda simple, but not the worst. the body color is good but spikes kinda look like green bugs. still, it could feature as a set piece for an elementary school cowboy play

Microsoft: 1/10. brobee from yo gabba gabba what happened to you. what is this. it’s like a hairy coat hanger. why is it so bright green

Samsung: 1/10 far too smooth and yet also too bumpy. looks like a zombified download button

WhatsApp: 6/10. twitter cactus’s pretty friend. the texture and spines are a little off and the flowers aren’t right for a saguaro but she’s trying her best

Twitter: -2/10. this is an irradiated pickle.

Facebook: 7/10. now we’re getting somewhere! look at the spines distributed vertically along the ridges! someone’s been on google images

Emojidex: 2/10. im pretty sure this thing was an aquabats monster.

Messenger: -50/10. an even worse irradiated pickle. what the fuck happened here. why is it floating. did i miss a new pokemon release?

LG: 7/10. some variety! we love a beavertail in this house. spines are sparse but they took a risk so i’ll give them some points

HTC: 0/10. this is a long watermelon with two dicks

[cactus-core]

a road leading out of Austin, TX

[desertvapor]

🌵🌵🌵 don't be a prick 🌵🌵🌵