Prick

Prickly Things and such

[cactus-offical]

I am the cactus.

He/him, but i'm a cactus so what does it matter

Minor!

Do not touch me, there is a high chance you will not enjoy it for obvious reasons.

[cactus-offical]

learning to make a game is so odd because "what do you mean that's something i have to consider" is a sentence that i have thought of more times than i'd like to admit. I have to consider the fact that in my menu, someone could click all the buttons within 3 seconds of eachother and completely dismantle my entire game

[silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical]

Why is there only French onion soup and french onion soup

why no French onion salad dressing

Somebody make some

[onion-opinions-offical]

the french and I have been in a long standing war.

whenever they capture one of mine they boil it till it screams no more and the water is tainted by my remains. And then, just to tease me, they drink that water as if it were a delicacy.

pathetic.

[silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical]

Thats.... Um

I appreciate your boiled remains

Nourishment

Have some sand?

[onion-opinions-offical]

Is that sand mixed with delicious soil?

[silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical]

☹️

No

Only sand

⏳

[onion-opinions-offical]

Mhm (¬⤙¬ )

then no, can’t eat only sand.

but maybe ask @cactus-offical

[cactus-offical]

I Appreciate This.

[cactus-offical]

I hate when people make cooking/baking videos and specify “add some homemade [ingredient you definetly don’t have]” and then they don’t specify how to make it at home

[cactus-offical]

Just got scared because the tumblr app said i had 5452 notifications on this app

I did not have 5452 pings.

[whereifindsanity]

Kenneth R LeRose

[cactus-offical]

Who took a bite I need to beat their ass

[homunculus-argument]

I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."

[diablo-sera-tops]

so i found a wordart generator

[cactus-offical]

As a CACTUS who hasn’t played 100% of silksong, this is true

[neneloafsune]

Reblog game

Inflict a curse upon me

Funniest one decided by @evanysillyboober is the winner and will be inflicted upon me for the duration decided by the aforementioned decider’s whim

@hooty-offical @helpmemiku @satans-mum-offical @satan-offical @the-queen-of-geese @reminders-offical @shadow-milk-cookie-offical @cheezbot @man-offical @manxcatcoot @woman-offical @hooty-offical @the-irs-offical @de-activated-offical @desert-offical @cactus-offical @punky-beaver-offical @evilraccoonoffical @aceofpans @homosexuality-offical

[cactus-offical]

You are doomed to get pricked by every plant that has a sharp spine that reaches within 5 feet of you. And they hurt 3 times more. You will not gain immunity to any poison.

[cactus-offical]

Waters you

𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝓨𝓸𝓾

[neneloafsune]

Waters you again

[cactus-offical]

𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱

[cactus-offical]

Waters you

𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝓨𝓸𝓾

[archie-offical]

Judgmental woof

[cactus-offical]

He is blurry ❤️

[cactus-offical]

I’m watching da goonies

[fireaxetf2]

The 7 deadly sins as months AND days of the week

made with google slides, a discord vc, and a lack of sleep

enjor, for my opinions are fact

my accomplices:

@cactus-offical @nyctous-knight @ somebody else who doesnt have tumbleer

i am being actively peer pressured to @ taylor fucking swift im not falling for it

[cactus-offical]

I TOLD YOUR ASS TO REMOVE THE E IN "TUMBLER" AND YOU ADDED ANOTHER ONE YOU INANIMATE FUCK

[saros-system]

Random self kindness check, say at minimum one nice thing about yourself.

We are worthy of love no matter what our family says or thinks.

[just-me-st1ll0]

I am a loyal friend who try’s my best to make people happy.

I want to make this a tag game haha how fun!

Tags: @themudbloodradio @glitchrage @shrimpmastersupreme @necronoise96 @liamcarter-lieskiller +everyone else!!!

[shrimpmastersupreme-deactivated]

I'm allowed to be sad when I want to be.

@luz0-o @t-bone-steak05 @jaxslovebug @blad3bunni3

[luz0-o]

thinking differently to other people is more of a good thing than a bad thing because herd mentality has killed millions throughout history so it's okay that my thoughts don't make sense to most people i share them with

@lifecouldbeworsecalvin @beyondeathunsingular1ty @phantom-scares

[lifecouldbeworsecalvin]

I try my best and thats enough. Just because someone dislikes me doesn't mean everyone does. I'm not a hypocrite I'm not a hypocrite I'm not a hypocrite I'm not a hypocrite.

@shuichisdarkmistress

[shuichisdarkmistress]

i think I'm nice. I feel like I can come off as rude sometimes, but then I see how the people around me act and I realize I'm a great person.

@n3cr0crunk @calciumhasarrived @battersweet

[calcium-is-screaming]

i think i’m friendly and always try my best to make people feel welcomed, no matter my own opinions on them

@berger-bugg @namehoardingcreature @dumbass-premium-subscription @alex-sleeps @chase-the-insomniac

[alex-loves-stars]

I'm proud of how far I've come when accepting myself, and I'm unafraid to speak up about my beliefs <3

@little-missscareall @prismrefractinglight @iloveblackcats62 @meowilovecats4

[stacistasis]

I learned to love my body (:

@venustheidiot @wlfstrsrd @3cl1p @princesssawyeroffical @partytillyoudie @kiekmo

[3cl1p]

I can be an interesting person?

@achelovoodoo @dudejealousy @yukihirop

@silverstar1325

[dudejealousy]

hell yea ur an interesting person moot i love it when you text me things :3 /gen

i think i try my best to understand everyone and be emotionally mature

@rr31ch @gojosno1gooner @incandescentlamp @darrencriss-is-superior @xyuriloverx @kawaiinotenshi @cosmiccomrade @everythingistakenihavenothing @milkemim @jioperai @moriartea221 @abiding-warmth @uzxz @sageisgreenithink2 @diary-of-a-ghoztyy @blackdogfollowingyou @rabid-autistic-tf2-obsessor @dearlyadoredfashionista @3cl1p @sunshinesliife @cherrievalentino @decayingvqmp @andez4u @about-that-teenie-girl @butterflygirlwithbrain @melancholicmochii @youdeservesooomuch @angel-of-the-lorde @lotusangel222 @little-missscareall @saneobsession @poes-veil @undonethroughfire @gyufishes @catcatb0y

[about-that-teenie-girl]

i can make my own decisions and use my voice now, not people-pleasing anymore ☺️

I am sorry if i didn’t tag you, there are some of my wonderful mooties where i always forget the name but i think of you <3

@the-house-is-on-fire @hardbulimiarecovery @alw4ysc0ld2 @imdoingitagainn @a-boy-made-of-yellow @youdeservesooomuch @jesusfreakette @that1emogirllll @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @mthnt67 @moth-boyyyy @lyssieslife524 @dari4lovesart @dylannsfreakettee and yeah my brain is dumb sorry i forget some people :(

[caffeinated--trauma-ferret]

I have great determination no matter what 😭🫶

@sasgaycumfilledcondom @vincian @vincian @trashiiisawsome @sashaaalikescherry @ginger-snap-doodles @littlegorewhore19 @galaxys-universe @bellabookworm @nervouswhisperstree @everyinchofsanity46 @kay27-iread

[do-not-u-dare]

i- uh- make people happy sometimes apparently?

Busting out a lot of tags for this one because. Because y’all need to love yourselves

@raynilikescats @shenanigan42 @duality-the-chaos-god @type-blaze0 @gayfurbyboi @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @no-one-offical @identitycroissant-tm @lovely-mosspatch @princessnymphae @rosemelodyshah @aceofpans @autistobrat @spectrexviiii @holyshit-am-i-okay @make-me-president @journalism-offical @im-on-earth-dipshit @ghostlybluetrain @drudg30n @spectrexviiii @king-of-oreo @punky-beaver-offical

[punky-beaver-offical]

I'm always trying to become a better person

it's really hard tho... but I'm rly tryin

I don't wanna hurt people

@the-queen-of-geese @kashregister14 @azriel-is-gay @king-of-oreo

[the-queen-of-geese]

I'm really good at moving quietly. Also I am very cute!

@aceofpans I'm forcing you to be nice to yourself and you too @nblnb-god-offical

[dysfunction-central-deactivated]

NooooOOOOooOOOooooo

um

I am not lesser of a human being for my disorders and I am not hateful because of the way people treat me and I react because of them.

@chase-the-insomniac @wizardex-yt @mlm-god-offical @antihero-offical (yes I know thats me but I put ev in charge of it) @nerdwholikesnerdythings @zaiyazh @finnulouskilljoys @burnout-offical sorry zsü u ain't know your main @catboy-offical @snomboii @villain-offical @supervillain-offical @lady-mayhem-offical @late-comer-offical @lemon-offical @lazycoralkitten sorry for all my friends that I missed im tired 💔

[snomeraphim]

uggggghhhhhhh, do I have to?

I am occasionally funny, I'd like to think.

@can-tab-eater-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @hipsterslikedmymagicbeans @mayhem-offical @hekate-offical @lemchi @officially-bbc-news @cactus-offical @cucumber-offical @nyctous-knight @the-pineapple-offical

[cactus-offical]

I spent 10 minutes thinking of something

I got good hair i think

[autistobrat]

Deal?

If I reach 2210 followers before March 1st, I will sleep at least at 12:30 am and wake up at 7:30. I'll make sure to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner for sure and drink plenty of water a day.

I have seen what my moots are capable of doing so I should increase the follower count. Because those things are hard for me.

[thegayriley]

THIS BETTER HAPPEN

@anon-remsha

[anon-remsha]

THIS ACTUALLY BETTER HAPPEN WE GOT TO SPREAD THIS @rosemelodyshah GRAB YOUR MOOTS THIS IS IMPORTANT AND ILL JUST TAG MORE PEOPLE SO PEOPLE RB @identitycroissant-tm @moriartea221 @moroniccats @lokijiro @lonidraper @lostwriter--xx3 @drkillianm @aggressive-positivity-offical @lovely-mosspatch and EVERYONE ELSE PLZ FOLLOW AND RB HER SHE NEEDS TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF HERSELF AND I AM TAKING THIS LIKE A PERSONAL TEST ON MY ABILITY TO BE A GOOD FRIEND

[aggressive-positivity-offical]

SUMMONING THE OFFICALVERSE

@satan-offical @australia-offical @lemon-offical @tgirl-offical @god-offical @tree-offical @evilducks-offical @duck-offical @god-offical @homosexuality-offical @offical-revenge @hallucinations-offical @thing-offical @sweden-offical @ireland-offical @france-offical @brazil-offical @murder-offical @knife-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @offical-offical @ant-offical @sappho-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @nblnb-god-offical @girlboss-offical @evil-bread-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @mad-girl-offical @ai-offical @genderfluid-offical @evil-offical @positivity-offical @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @ao3-offical @offical-potato @offical-skittering-creature @bisexual-offical @lesbian-offical @gay-offical @genderanarchist-offical @murder--offical @sans-undertale-offical @salamander-offical @aggressive-positivity-offical @the-pineapple-offical @gender-euphoria-offical @gender-dysphoria-offical @wrath-offical @britain-offical @cia-offical @glitter-offical @lemonade-offical @holyspiritoffical @orange-offical @jesus-offical @superhero-offical @supervillain-offical @hero-offical @gaslight-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @mean-girl-offical @towel-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @ex-wife-offical @a-dad-offical @can-tab-eater-offical

OH JEEZ THATS SO MANY PEOPLE

I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE BUT YOU KNOW THE DEAL

SPREAD THE WORD!!!!! 💖💖💖

[goldenbunny30]

Okay fine

Uh

@hahasosilly? @beehive-offical? Tags plz?

[beehive-offical]

MESSY COUPLE, ATTACK

@punky-beaver-offical @king-of-oreo @kash-register-offical

@the-queen-of-geese @sillyfella2019 @the-here-guy @towel-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @cactus-offical

[cactus-offical]

What do I have to do with this

[homosexuality-offical]

i’ve met my fair share of pricks, but that guy…. He’s the fucking cactus

[weevil-offical]

@cactus-offical This you?

[cactus-offical]

Yeah.