Prick

Prickly Things and such

[cactus-offical]

I am the cactus.

He/him, but i'm a cactus so what does it matter

Minor!

Do not touch me, there is a high chance you will not enjoy it for obvious reasons.

[cactus-offical]

I hate when people make cooking/baking videos and specify “add some homemade [ingredient you definetly don’t have]” and then they don’t specify how to make it at home

[cactus-offical]

Just got scared because the tumblr app said i had 5452 notifications on this app

I did not have 5452 pings.

[whereifindsanity]

Kenneth R LeRose

[cactus-offical]

Who took a bite I need to beat their ass

[homunculus-argument]

I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."

[fireaxetf2]

found a good use for image maps on a minecraft server im on

also this is why i earlier posted the textbox from the egg room, the image maps plugin requires a public image link so i made one myself

[cactus-offical]

There was a man here.

[diablo-sera-tops]

so i found a wordart generator

[cactus-offical]

As a CACTUS who hasn’t played 100% of silksong, this is true

[neneloafsune]

Reblog game

Inflict a curse upon me

Funniest one decided by @evanysillyboober is the winner and will be inflicted upon me for the duration decided by the aforementioned decider’s whim

@hooty-offical @helpmemiku @satans-mum-offical @satan-offical @the-queen-of-geese @reminders-offical @shadow-milk-cookie-offical @cheezbot @man-offical @manxcatcoot @woman-offical @hooty-offical @the-irs-offical @de-activated-offical @desert-offical @cactus-offical @punky-beaver-offical @evilraccoonoffical @aceofpans @homosexuality-offical

[cactus-offical]

You are doomed to get pricked by every plant that has a sharp spine that reaches within 5 feet of you. And they hurt 3 times more. You will not gain immunity to any poison.

[cactus-offical]

Who the fuck is korby

[cactus-offical]

Waters you

𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝓨𝓸𝓾

[neneloafsune]

Waters you again

[cactus-offical]

𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱

[cactus-offical]

Waters you

𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝓨𝓸𝓾

[archie-offical]

Judgmental woof

[cactus-offical]

He is blurry ❤️

[cactus-offical]

I’m watching da goonies

[fireaxetf2]

The 7 deadly sins as months AND days of the week

made with google slides, a discord vc, and a lack of sleep

enjor, for my opinions are fact

my accomplices:

@cactus-offical @nyctous-knight @ somebody else who doesnt have tumbleer

i am being actively peer pressured to @ taylor fucking swift im not falling for it

[cactus-offical]

I TOLD YOUR ASS TO REMOVE THE E IN "TUMBLER" AND YOU ADDED ANOTHER ONE YOU INANIMATE FUCK

[saros-system]

Random self kindness check, say at minimum one nice thing about yourself.

We are worthy of love no matter what our family says or thinks.

[just-me-st1ll0]

I am a loyal friend who try’s my best to make people happy.

I want to make this a tag game haha how fun!

Tags: @themudbloodradio @glitchrage @shrimpmastersupreme @necronoise96 @liamcarter-lieskiller +everyone else!!!

[shrimpmastersupreme-deactivated]

I'm allowed to be sad when I want to be.

@luz0-o @t-bone-steak05 @jaxslovebug @blad3bunni3

[luz0-o]

thinking differently to other people is more of a good thing than a bad thing because herd mentality has killed millions throughout history so it's okay that my thoughts don't make sense to most people i share them with

@lifecouldbeworsecalvin @beyondeathunsingular1ty @phantom-scares

[lifecouldbeworsecalvin]

I try my best and thats enough. Just because someone dislikes me doesn't mean everyone does. I'm not a hypocrite I'm not a hypocrite I'm not a hypocrite I'm not a hypocrite.

@shuichisdarkmistress

[shuichisdarkmistress]

i think I'm nice. I feel like I can come off as rude sometimes, but then I see how the people around me act and I realize I'm a great person.

@n3cr0crunk @calciumhasarrived @battersweet

[calcium-is-screaming]

i think i’m friendly and always try my best to make people feel welcomed, no matter my own opinions on them

@berger-bugg @namehoardingcreature @dumbass-premium-subscription @alex-sleeps @chase-the-insomniac

[alex-loves-stars]

I'm proud of how far I've come when accepting myself, and I'm unafraid to speak up about my beliefs <3

@little-missscareall @prismrefractinglight @iloveblackcats62 @meowilovecats4

[stacistasis]

I learned to love my body (:

@venustheidiot @wlfstrsrd @3cl1p @princesssawyeroffical @partytillyoudie @kiekmo

[3cl1p]

I can be an interesting person?

@achelovoodoo @dudejealousy @yukihirop

@silverstar1325

[dudejealousy]

hell yea ur an interesting person moot i love it when you text me things :3 /gen

i think i try my best to understand everyone and be emotionally mature

@rr31ch @gojosno1gooner @incandescentlamp @darrencriss-is-superior @xyuriloverx @kawaiinotenshi @cosmiccomrade @everythingistakenihavenothing @milkemim @jioperai @moriartea221 @abiding-warmth @uzxz @sageisgreenithink2 @diary-of-a-ghoztyy @blackdogfollowingyou @rabid-autistic-tf2-obsessor @dearlyadoredfashionista @3cl1p @sunshinesliife @cherrievalentino @decayingvqmp @andez4u @about-that-teenie-girl @butterflygirlwithbrain @melancholicmochii @youdeservesooomuch @angel-of-the-lorde @lotusangel222 @little-missscareall @saneobsession @poes-veil @undonethroughfire @gyufishes @catcatb0y

[about-that-teenie-girl]

i can make my own decisions and use my voice now, not people-pleasing anymore ☺️

I am sorry if i didn’t tag you, there are some of my wonderful mooties where i always forget the name but i think of you <3

@the-house-is-on-fire @hardbulimiarecovery @alw4ysc0ld2 @imdoingitagainn @a-boy-made-of-yellow @youdeservesooomuch @jesusfreakette @that1emogirllll @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @mthnt67 @moth-boyyyy @lyssieslife524 @dari4lovesart @dylannsfreakettee and yeah my brain is dumb sorry i forget some people :(

[caffeinated--trauma-ferret]

I have great determination no matter what 😭🫶

@sasgaycumfilledcondom @vincian @vincian @trashiiisawsome @sashaaalikescherry @ginger-snap-doodles @littlegorewhore19 @galaxys-universe @bellabookworm @nervouswhisperstree @everyinchofsanity46 @kay27-iread

[do-not-u-dare]

i- uh- make people happy sometimes apparently?

Busting out a lot of tags for this one because. Because y’all need to love yourselves

@raynilikescats @shenanigan42 @duality-the-chaos-god @type-blaze0 @gayfurbyboi @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @no-one-offical @identitycroissant-tm @lovely-mosspatch @princessnymphae @rosemelodyshah @aceofpans @autistobrat @spectrexviiii @holyshit-am-i-okay @make-me-president @journalism-offical @im-on-earth-dipshit @ghostlybluetrain @drudg30n @spectrexviiii @king-of-oreo @punky-beaver-offical

[punky-beaver-offical]

I'm always trying to become a better person

it's really hard tho... but I'm rly tryin

I don't wanna hurt people

@the-queen-of-geese @kashregister14 @azriel-is-gay @king-of-oreo

[the-queen-of-geese]

I'm really good at moving quietly. Also I am very cute!

@aceofpans I'm forcing you to be nice to yourself and you too @nblnb-god-offical

[dysfunction-central-deactivated]

NooooOOOOooOOOooooo

um

I am not lesser of a human being for my disorders and I am not hateful because of the way people treat me and I react because of them.

@chase-the-insomniac @wizardex-yt @mlm-god-offical @antihero-offical (yes I know thats me but I put ev in charge of it) @nerdwholikesnerdythings @zaiyazh @finnulouskilljoys @burnout-offical sorry zsü u ain't know your main @catboy-offical @snomboii @villain-offical @supervillain-offical @lady-mayhem-offical @late-comer-offical @lemon-offical @lazycoralkitten sorry for all my friends that I missed im tired 💔

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

uggggghhhhhhh, do I have to?

I am occasionally funny, I'd like to think.

@can-tab-eater-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @hipsterslikedmymagicbeans @mayhem-offical @hekate-offical @lemchi @officially-bbc-news @cactus-offical @cucumber-offical @nyctous-knight @the-pineapple-offical

[cactus-offical]

I spent 10 minutes thinking of something

I got good hair i think

[autistobrat]

Deal?

If I reach 2210 followers before March 1st, I will sleep at least at 12:30 am and wake up at 7:30. I'll make sure to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner for sure and drink plenty of water a day.

I have seen what my moots are capable of doing so I should increase the follower count. Because those things are hard for me.

[thegayriley]

THIS BETTER HAPPEN

@anon-remsha

[anon-remsha]

THIS ACTUALLY BETTER HAPPEN WE GOT TO SPREAD THIS @rosemelodyshah GRAB YOUR MOOTS THIS IS IMPORTANT AND ILL JUST TAG MORE PEOPLE SO PEOPLE RB @identitycroissant-tm @moriartea221 @moroniccats @lokijiro @lonidraper @lostwriter--xx3 @drkillianm @aggressive-positivity-offical @lovely-mosspatch and EVERYONE ELSE PLZ FOLLOW AND RB HER SHE NEEDS TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF HERSELF AND I AM TAKING THIS LIKE A PERSONAL TEST ON MY ABILITY TO BE A GOOD FRIEND

[aggressive-positivity-offical]

SUMMONING THE OFFICALVERSE

@satan-offical @australia-offical @lemon-offical @tgirl-offical @god-offical @tree-offical @evilducks-offical @duck-offical @god-offical @homosexuality-offical @offical-revenge @hallucinations-offical @thing-offical @sweden-offical @ireland-offical @france-offical @brazil-offical @murder-offical @knife-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @offical-offical @ant-offical @sappho-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @nblnb-god-offical @girlboss-offical @evil-bread-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @mad-girl-offical @ai-offical @genderfluid-offical @evil-offical @positivity-offical @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @ao3-offical @offical-potato @offical-skittering-creature @bisexual-offical @lesbian-offical @gay-offical @genderanarchist-offical @murder--offical @sans-undertale-offical @salamander-offical @aggressive-positivity-offical @the-pineapple-offical @gender-euphoria-offical @gender-dysphoria-offical @wrath-offical @britain-offical @cia-offical @glitter-offical @lemonade-offical @holyspiritoffical @orange-offical @jesus-offical @superhero-offical @supervillain-offical @hero-offical @gaslight-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @mean-girl-offical @towel-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @ex-wife-offical @a-dad-offical @can-tab-eater-offical

OH JEEZ THATS SO MANY PEOPLE

I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE BUT YOU KNOW THE DEAL

SPREAD THE WORD!!!!! 💖💖💖

[goldenbunny30]

Okay fine

Uh

@hahasosilly? @beehive-offical? Tags plz?

[beehive-offical]

MESSY COUPLE, ATTACK

@punky-beaver-offical @king-of-oreo @kash-register-offical

@the-queen-of-geese @sillyfella2019 @the-here-guy @towel-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @cactus-offical

[cactus-offical]

What do I have to do with this

[homosexuality-offical]

i’ve met my fair share of pricks, but that guy…. He’s the fucking cactus

[weevil-offical]

@cactus-offical This you?

[cactus-offical]

Yeah.