I think I'm starting to see a pattern here...
I just like my middle aged man with shitty lives as monster fuckers, ok?

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I think I'm starting to see a pattern here...
I just like my middle aged man with shitty lives as monster fuckers, ok?
Getting through the bayverse tie-in comics and I do not envy a single artist/writer who worked on that.
Lol imagine that like when some transformer bonds to a human or maybe somehow a human becomes their Conjunx Endura, they can feel each other's emotions and pain alike.
And imagine when the Autobots bonded to their human find out that humans get random pain pangs all over their body but humans are so used to it that they don't notice for a while and if they do notice they just brush it off as nothing.
Optimus enjoying finally some peace and quiet, following Cade around as he has nothing better to do and since his Conjunx doesn't mind then why not.
That is until Optimus starts to feel a very sharp pain in his side, he quickly looks over where Cade is doing his things but.. he doesn't seem really bothered.
After the lain doesn't stop for a while he finally speaks up.
"My star, are you in pain?" Optimus asks, this sharp pang in his side is not lessening.
Cade looks up, processes the question before huffing. "Yeah, but it just happens, don't worry."
Optimus stares at him as Cade starts to do his thing again. 'It just happens?' Optimus can't put in words what he feels right now.
And something tells him that the 'it just happens' is very frequent thing and he doesn't know how to help him.
And that proved to be right after it happening over and over again, whenever the pain is in the head, side, leg, arm. It doesn't matter where, but it always is there.
The same happens to Mirage when he feels very sharp panging pain in his head and side.
It happens to ironhide and Bumblebee alike too.
The Autobots don't know how to help and it's driving them crazy and whenever they ask their humans on why it happens, their answer is always the same:
"It just happens"
they all share a trauma and that’s knowing the Autobots-
Lewis ain’t even gonna tell them Megatron took him on a date last weekend.
Due to miscommunication and rumors transformers are led to believe that humans are the descendants of voracious unbeatable metal eaters who could consume a whole bot in an hour.
This doesn't change as much as you think it would but enough to alter events.
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Tired AF Sam after defeating Megatron : Uggggh I really need to eat.
Optimus dying a little inside: I see.... enjoy yourself.......
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*when Mirage & Noah first met*
Mirage: Oh my God please don't eat me bro. I promise you I'm not tasty.
Noah: (The fuck) I won't???
Mirage: Thank the allspark I'm too young to die yet.
Noah: ??????
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*Charlie nawing on a spoon*
*Bee scooches away*
Charlie: Whaw-t?
Bee: (・_・;) ......
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This is purely crack and I wanted more content on humans being scary to the bots.
Absorbing the heat from the sun is an incredibly important part of a flight-frame's daily activities!
Lennox has never worked with one up until being transferred to the TRF and having to alongside Megatron. Both Cade and Simmons seem to be information magnets that somehow figure stuff out before Lennox does (despite him having worked with the transformers for much longer).
Though, he's far more concerned with Cade being so nonchalant with Megatron (yk the guy who destroyed an entire city, tried to transport cybertron to earth via space bridge, and is known to view humans as insects) taking a peaceful catnap in the middle of the junkyard.
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Megatron being sleepy is just one of my fav things to draw. Compile that onto my au where he doesn't get much recharge anyways. He'd probably prefer napping where there AREN'T autobots roaming around constantly, but you take what you can get.
If Sparkplug existed in the Bayformers movies (Say she gets introduced in between 3 and 4), how’d you think she’d change things?
Ngl, it’d be funny as hell if the Decipticons and Autobots teamed up to defeat Fraser and the military industrial complex (like the secret plot of the fourth movie is US black ops teams eliminating any transformer so America has a monopoly on their tech), or at the very least her trying to do Couples Therapy between her Dad’s New Body (is that her dad? Her Uncle? Her half-brother? What the FUCK is galvatton to her)
Besides her canonical list of friends, I think she’d like (or hate) Hound. He’s designed off of a 45 year old retired Marine, smokes a cigar and loves the smell of Napalm in the Morning. It entirely depends how she views violence to non-Transformers
I image shed first be in the group of hatchlings that Megatron was feeding in “revenge of the fallen” I think it’s that movie.
I like to think she’d make friends with the female leads and be they’re equivalent to bumblebee. Her original purpose being shaped by Mikaela’s kindness to her and with her help, forming a better relationship with Optimus.
I think she’d actually shine the most in Age of Extinction. She and Optimus would be a narrative parallel to Cade and his own daughter. Seeing that Optimus is also a father trying his hardest to make a world that’s safe for his daughter would create a stronger bond between the two.
I wish bayverse was easy to draw so that I could draw more robots being freaky