#calderess

[five-milfs-and-a-twink]

[lookadaydreamer]

✨️ lilia calderu ✨️

hey, these are some of lilia's fics that i've been reading. i will try to update this list weekly ;)

SFW

• a true love of mine (lilia x reader)

• tv static (lilia x reader)

• she loves me (lilia x reader)

• brooklyn (lilia x reader)

• drawings of you (lilia x reader)

• drunk in love (lilia x reader)

• and there was only one bed! (lilia x reader) WIP

• moonlight (lilia x rio)

• you are my moonlight's call (lilia x reader)

• bewitched by you? (lilia x reader) WIP

• linger (lilia x reader) WIP

• when she calls (lilia x reader) WIP

• you make me feel (lilia x reader)

• mortal remedy (lilia x reader)

• i've got life, i've got lots (lilia x avis)

• handle with care (lilia x rio)

• say it, sweetheart (lilia x reader)

NSFW

• you must love me (lilia x reader) WIP

• baby, it's cold outside (lilia x reader)

• darling (lilia x reader)

• and the ice, into my eyes, it fell and left Me blind (lilia x agatha x reader) WIP

• screw loose (lilia x reader)

• soy celosa, lo siento (lilia x reader)

• poison on your lips (lilia x reader)

• illicit affairs (lilia x reader) WIP

• take me by the tongue and I will know you (lilia x reader)

• mine (lilia x reader)

• work for it (lilia x reader)

• punished (lilia x reader)

• curiosity (lilia x reader)

• that's my woman (lilia x reader)

• you are my witch (lilia x reader)

• traces (lilia x reader)

• the witches' forest (lilia x agatha x rio x reader)

• a little wicked (lilia x agatha x rio x reader) WIP

• magick (lilia x reader)

• timeless in your finery (lilia x reader)

• unfinished business (lilia x agatha)

• sugar, spice and everything extra ( agatha x rio x lilia x jen x alice x reader)

• maestra (lilia x reader)

• when you're good to mama (lilia x reader)

• my favourite distraction (lilia x reader)

• desire (lilia x reader)

• you're the one i want to go through time with (lilia x reader)

• hey, little song bird (lilia x reader)

• i never do anything twice (lilia x reader)

• burgundy (lilia x reader)

• the fool's journey (into trouble) (lilia x reader)

• wrong number (lilia x reader)

• see it in my mind lets fulfill the prophecy (lilia x reader)

• cards and clay (lilia x reader)

• hauted (lilia x reader)

• passenger princess (lilia x reader)

• show me those fangs (lilia x reader)

• spare me (lilia x reader) WIP

• lilia's leggings (lilia x agatha)

• vinci la sera (lilia x reader)

• two queens in a cage of gold (lilia x agatha x reader)

• be good for mama (lilia x agatha x rio)

[liliapleasesteponme]

Two queens in a cage of gold

agatha all along week, BONUS day 8, politics au / song lyric

politicians agatha + lilia x new politician!reader

Summary - in the political world, lilia and agatha as a duo are unmatched, they can either make you or break you, and you have to get on the right side

Warnings - politician AU, luxury power couple, seduction, reader as rival, powerplay, teasing, manipulation, smut, reader gets devoured (emotionally + sexually), inspired by Marina's Venus Fly Trap

Taglist - @mgruiz @multixfan @angeliccss @renyfisher @ilovepattilupone @tinnisamy @thegoddamnfeels @p2pecleanerwitheyes @sapphic-girlss @womankissersworld @delusionalforolderwomen @lilia-calderus-pet-goat @bravewithacapitalb @live-laugh-love-lupone @lotus-ignis @lemz378 @emilynissangtr @yxxndry @agathaallalongweek

They don’t make room for you.

You’re ushered into the charity gala like an afterthought, handed a glass of champagne and a donor list that’s already been picked over by bigger names. You’re new, still glittering with the shine of your first election win. A victory snatched by surprise and sheer charisma. They all underestimated you. You get the sense that these two women still do.

Agatha Harkness: Majority Leader, snake in diamonds.

Lilia Calderu: Head of Education Reform, soft-voiced and steel-spined.

Together, they’re the power couple of Capitol Hill gossip. Enemies in public. Something else in private.

You can feel them watching you from across the room.

You’re a threat. Not because you’re the most qualified—but because you’re young, ambitious, and unapologetically loud. Because you don’t play nice.

You catch Lilia’s eyes first. She smiles politely, as if she’s unaware of the way she’s sizing you up.

Then there’s Agatha. She doesn’t smile at all.

They don’t invite you to sit. You invite yourself.

Slide into their booth at the afterparty. Lace your fingers around the base of your glass. Let silence hang a moment too long.

"You two always this territorial," you say, "or is it just when someone younger comes into the room?"

Agatha lifts an eyebrow. “Are you calling us old, darling?”

“I’m calling you obvious.”

Lilia presses her lips together, fighting a smile. “You're either brave or foolish.”

“Can’t it be both?”

It becomes a game.

Meetings where Lilia brushes your hand under the table. Press events where Agatha cuts your speeches down—but can’t seem to stop glancing at your mouth.

One late night, all three of you stay after a committee vote. Thunder outside. The empty rotunda echoing with the sound of your heels.

They corner you by the railing. Lilia speaks first.

“People are starting to talk.”

“They always talk,” you murmur. “Let them.”

Agatha’s fingers skim your chin. She tips your face up.

“You play dirty, don’t you?”

Your voice is steady. “Only when I want to win.”

Lilia steps behind you. Agatha doesn’t move. You’re caged between two women who could ruin you—or make you untouchable.

“Then win us,” Lilia says quietly. “If you dare.”

You don’t move—not when Lilia presses closer, not when Agatha hooks a finger into the lapel of your blazer like she owns it.

The silence stretches. Heavy. Electric.

“I thought politicians were supposed to keep their hands to themselves,” you murmur, eyes flicking between them.

Agatha tilts her head. “That only applies when it’s not mutual.”

Lilia’s breath brushes your neck. “And you want this. Don’t you?”

You do. God, you do—but you’ve worked too hard to crumble easily.

“I want to know what happens when I take power back,” you whisper.

That makes Agatha smile. A sharp, dangerous smile. “Then you’re in the wrong company, sweetheart. We don’t give power. We take it.”

Her hand skims down your chest, deliberate but slow—like she’s testing how far you’ll let her go before cracking. Behind you, Lilia trails her nails along your arm, ghost-light. Her touch is gentler, but no less firm. A balance to Agatha’s bite.

“We could eat you alive,” Agatha murmurs.

Lilia hums. “But we’d rather savor you.”

You could leave. You should leave. But you stay rooted in place, heart hammering, your body buzzing with the thrill of being devoured slowly.

“Tell me what you want,” Agatha purrs. “Or we’ll decide for you.”

You lick your lips. “I want both of you. I want to win.”

Lilia steps in front of you again, the warm weight of her body brushing yours. “Then prove it,” she says. “Starting tonight.”

You don’t remember how the three of you made it to Agatha’s penthouse suite.

Only that it happened in a blur—elevator buttons, impatient hands, your spine pressing to glass as Lilia kissed you like it was a dare. Agatha’s voice was the sharp edge whispering filth in your ear. You hadn’t even taken off your coat before she told you to kneel.

Now, you’re on your back. Lilia straddles your hips in that expensive dress she didn’t bother to remove—just hitched it up, letting the silky fabric bunch at her waist. Her thighs squeeze around you, grounding you. She looks radiant, panting, lipstick smudged as she rolls her hips slowly, torturously, against the friction between you.

Above, Agatha leans over the bed, one hand tangled in your hair as she kisses you with tongue and teeth—like she’s trying to steal your breath and keep it for herself.

“Look at you,” Agatha rasps, pulling back just enough to drink you in. “Laying here like a gift. Like you were made to be shared.”

You moan as Lilia grinds down harder, finding a rhythm—deliberate, practiced, coaxing more and more sounds from you. Her voice is softer than Agatha’s, but it strikes just as deep.

“You love being between us,” Lilia murmurs. “Don’t you? One of us in your mouth, the other in your head. So full of us you can’t think.”

You nod. You’d beg if they asked. You’d worship them with hands and tongue and mouth until your throat was raw.

But you don’t have to. Agatha pushes two fingers into your mouth instead, pressing to your tongue as you moan around them.

“Sweet little politician,” she purrs. “Do you want to be our good girl now? Or should we make you work for it?”

“I—” You try to speak, but she presses down harder, commanding silence.

Lilia’s movements quicken. Her eyes flutter closed as she ruts against you. “Agatha,” she gasps, “they’re close—fuck—”

Agatha chuckles darkly and leans in again, nipping your lip before whispering:

“Come for us. Make a mess. And then you’re going to repay the favor.”

And you do—falling apart between them, your body arching, legs trembling, a cry breaking free from your chest that makes Agatha smirk and Lilia shiver.

But they don’t let you rest. Not long.

Because before your pulse has even calmed, Agatha is pulling you to your knees, thumb beneath your chin, voice syrupy-sweet and lethal.

“On your knees, baby,” she murmurs. “Time to show us just how much you meant that power play.”

Lilia’s already on the edge of the bed now, legs parted, one heel still dangling. Her flushed chest rises and falls fast, her eyes heavy-lidded as she pats her thigh.

“Come here,” she purrs. “Be a good little thing and worship.”

And with Agatha behind you, one hand stroking your back, and Lilia before you, slick and gasping, you finally understand:

You didn’t win tonight.

You surrendered.

[fallenfawnsworld]

Jen: Rio, you'll be working with Agatha and Lilia

Rio: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: blank stares

Rio: ...Of people on a team

[ariascoven]

rio: my kink is saying something ridiculous and watching agatha and lilia go through all five stages of grief as they realize they still wants to fuck me.

[hexy-lynesdein]

I talked about this scene of Agatha recruiting Lilia in my priv, twitter acc back then but somehow I felt the need to bring it up again (and this time on Tumblr) since not enough people are talking about this.

I think we all, as a society, moved on wayyyyyy too fast from this scene.

Agatha lowkey didn't fw divination because she couldn't cheat her way through it. The way her face dawned in realization in each word that Lilia uttered to her.. I could almost see the thought process in her head, it's almost comical (do ignore the pict quality people 🙏🏻).

Agatha is so skeptical of Lilia at first, she's like “Okay, let's hear what other nonsense this old kooky witch has to say”. Only for Lilia to read her like an open book. And Agatha has only been standing and fucking around in her shop for like.. what? Ten minutes? And you mean to tell her this bitch already caught up on what it is that she was about to do? Bonkers!

“It's not the first time your witch kin betrayed you. But you survive, in a way few do. In fact, it's why you're here. And I am not interested.”

Her expression. These are the faces of a woman who's impressed, annoyed, pissed, and turned on by such a display of power and skill for a short amount of time. And dare I say that Agatha felt almost... a pity? Later on, for Lilia. Not because of her seeing Lilia screaming like a madman when she was in her kitchen. But rather because she knew what she was about to do. She is going to take Lilia's power, in one way or another. And that means she's going to kill her fellow centuries old, exceptional and magnificent witch. And it's a shame, really.

And on a separate note, can we also talk about the tension that Agatha and Lilia have in that scene? It screams history to me, like come on now. The show of push and pull, them going “Oh so that's how it is? Fine, let's play your game”, both witches knowing exactly what and who the other is, but the information never once scaring them and piqued their interest instead. I might be reading too deep into these but honestly for such a brief meet up, these two have so many things going on — it's kinda insane.

[rose-gold-radiance]

Lithario AU

Notoriously rival pirate captains Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal find themselves in the midst of a feud over the attention of a captivatingly beautiful mermaid, Lilia Calderu.

Tags: @jubshead

[ilunzaiola]

AAA and dubbing fun facts (RarePairs!Edition)

I was rewatching AAA ep7 in my mother tongue (Spanish) for a little project, when I catched a line that made me laugh a little and remember why dubbing, while sometimes "steals" significant lines, sometimes can hide some unexpected treasures.

Remember this very neutral line?

In Spain someone decided to translate it as: "¡Nena, lo has hecho! ¡Nos has salvado!". Literally, "Baby, you did it! You've saved us!".

Now. Where does this completely unnecesary "Baby" come from? Why not stay with the original "Lilia"? No idea... but I love it.

That made me remember something I heard some time ago about the Latin American dubbing:

The best literal translation for this in the language would be something like "Había apostado por Lilia" ("I was betting on Lilia"), like they did in Spain. Instead, some other beautiful mind choose to change it to: "Mi favorita era Lilia" ("Lilia was my favourite"). Yep, you can choose to read that line as you wish.

Personally, I choose to find all this very funny and to think that someone in the European Spanish dubbing team was a Kalederu fan, while someone in the Latin American dubbing team was a Calderess fan. That's totally the most logical explanation, and not that someone was making random choices.