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Superman: Captain, where's your cape? Did you lose it to Constantine or Guy again? Captain: *laughs* I'm taking a break from poker, I traded it for a peace treaty. Superman: A treaty!? What kind, Captain? Captain: Yes, you see, a species from the magical world was planning to invade the underground and plant zetas of Onhilus, it's like a magical black moss that contaminates the ley lines running through the world. Superman: When did all this happen? Captain: About half an hour ago... So, the king of the Erasha wanted to marry me to his firstborn, but I managed to convince him that wearing a cape embroidered by demigods made him look cool.
















