#captain bluebear

[to-hel-and-back]

Always excited whenever I spot Zamonia stuff in the wild. Anyway, Bluebear tea. In a shocking twist if events, it's blueberry flavoured 🙂

[sarchiba]

Inktober 2025 Day 2

Prompt: "Weave"

"And then, for the first time, I heard the Spiderwitch's voice. A sound that deprived me of hope, it might have been made by all the dangerous representatives of the animal kingdom at once. It combined the menacing growl of a tiger with the venomous hiss of a cobra, the derisive crackle of an evil spirit with the hoarse laughter of a hyena and the sound of a vampire bat greedily drinking. It sent shivers down my spine and brought tears of terror to my eyes."

- The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear, Walter Moers (translated from German by John Brownjohn)

This book is so dear to me, and the whole scene of the escape from the Spiderwitch is so good, it was difficult to pick a passage! If you haven't read the Zamonia series, and you like fantasy and strange, kinda whimsical books like The Hitchhiker's Guide, I think you will love them!! ❤️

[zamonia-sexypersoncontest]

Zamonia Sexyperson Contest 2025, Round 1

Käpt'n Blaubär/Captain Bluebear

Urs vom Schnee/Urs of the Snows

Voting ended onAug 3, 2025

Propaganda under cut:

Urs of the Snows: "Probably accidentally Moers created one of the hottest characters in all of fictional media by combining who loves to cook, joke, and celebrate boredom with exceptional duelling skills and a steely mentally when it comes to protecting loved ones. This man (dog) has a heart full of gold, a belly full of mousebladder, and a sword in his hands. What more could you ask for." - @rockthistowninsideout

[captainsvscaptains]

Prelims

Poll A

The one with the less votes will be eliminated

Azula's ship captain (ATLA)

Bluebear (The 13 ½ Lives of Captain Bluebear)

Captain Teletha "Tessa" Testarossa (Full Metal Panic !)

Commander Sith (Ghost Trick : Phantom Detective)

Dar (Mission to Zyxx)

Dr. Carmilla (The Mechanisms)

Ed Mercer (The Orville)

Varic Vallenar (The Last Horizon)

Show results

Voting ended onOct 16, 2023

[samirafee]

#RON😽🩵BYE-BYE CARNIVAL & NIGHTY NIGHT EVERYONE!⭐️

@samirafee

[puppetdaily]

Käpt'n Blaubär from Käpt'n Blaubär

[kajaono]

Because I just send the Agent an ask.

Is tumblr aware of the existence of Captain Bluebear, his husband and their three adopted kids?

[never-a-president]

Captain Bluebear was never president of the United States.