#captain fern

[darth-memes]

[short-wooloo]

"There's a million ways to make stuff look like its floating!"

"Name one!"

"Repulsorlift, tractor beam, magnets (shoutout to you Haja), mirrors, STRING!"

Captain Fern I love you

[tacticalanklebiter3000]

it’s completely okay to struggle a little june !! take all the time you need to feel better. i’m so proud of you <3

ily Fern 🥺🩵🩵

*gives u a treat*

cw: fluff and smut, Price is big and soft, lewd ig, afab reader, cunt used, good girl used, you know what it is

you were unsure just how many rounds Price was willing to go. your brain was mush and your legs were jelly but there didn't seem to be a finish line in site for either of you.

you were three, no four, loads full and John was hardly breaking a sweat. but he was panting hard, body heavy against your back. his soft belly rested right in the dip of your spine when he pushed his cock into you yet again. messy, sticky and thick, he used his cum as lube to push into your swollen cunt.

" 's'a good girl, huh? can' ge' enough of yea.. takin me like a dream"

[2stepadmiral]

Now that Jod is decidedly proven to be a ruthless, Force using pirate who now has a lightsaber, it’s possible that Luke could show up in the finale. And if he does, I don’t want to hear ANY cries about fan service or overuse, because A) Luke has appeared in precisely two episodes of any live action shows (not counting young Luke in Obi Wan), and he was the most underutilized character in the sequels (apart from Lando) and the one who suffered the most character assassination. He sure as hell hasn’t been over utilized; and B) it makes as much in-universe sense for the last Jedi Master in the Galaxy to be interested in a Force sensitive ruthless pirate with a lightsaber who is on the trail of a long lost Old Republic planet that could potentially have Jedi relics hidden somewhere on the surface (and to have heard of it through his New Republic contacts in regard to underworld/Imperial Remnant buildup) as it does for a main member of the strike team to steal the Death Star plans to have once been put to work by the Empire building panels for the Death Star superlaser while in prison for jaywalking.

[abigailspinach]

Awww Fern you did great baby girl.

You didn’t give up without a fight. You weren’t gonna win but good for you for at least attempting to bash him upside the noggin.

And Kudos to the writers cause the “you’re an adult… it’s not fair” was excellent. Very age appropriate dialogue.

[righthandedleftturn]

Star Wars: Skeleton Crew

[ohihopeicanchangethislater]

Tag who your Skeleton Crew BFF would be!

https://www.starwars.com/news/quiz-skeleton-crew-best-friend-forever-bff

I feel like I relate to KB most as a character, so getting Captain Fern as my BFF actually makes a lot of sense!

[short-wooloo]

I believe that we as a fandom should insist on referring to Fern as "Captain Fern" in the way Jack Sparrow does

She worked hard for the position dammit, not easy killing the old Captain and taking their place