May 5, 2020
“Dada misses you both!”
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“Dada misses you both!”
Like father, like son!
When Steve Rogers learns to text:
Steve : I havbdh6a a new 6thre havnt fvckz marpterf the keyboard
Peter : You got an iPhone?
Steve : N0 just sent fisqst unasslstf text arent you proud
Peter : Yes! But we need to work on your typing!
Steve : Ha ha
Steve : I am on way h6e frum s1lver m00n can yiu spar6 some time to improve life
Peter : Umm...What?!?!
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Steve : I am learning how to hashtag!
Sam : That's great Steve!
Steve : Hashtag conversation with a good man
Sam : That... is not how it works Steve
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Steve : Please don't text me for the next hour, I'm going on a run
Tony : I wasn't planning on texting you
Steve : What did I just say?
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Steve *texting Tony* : Honey, you left your phone at home
Steve : Why aren't you answering?
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Steve : In a mission briefing
Steve : In a mission briefing
Steve : In a mission briefing
Steve : In a mission briefing
Steve : In a mission briefing
Steve : In a mission briefing
Steve : In a mission briefing
Steve : In a mission briefing
Nat : Are you in a mission briefing?
Steve : No, why?
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Steve : Son, you are in a big trouble
Peter : WHY?
Steve : Because you are texting me while you are in school
Peter : Are you serious?!!!! You texted me first!
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Steve : What does IDK, ILY & TTYL mean?
Peter : I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Steve : No worries son, I will ask your dad.
Peter : I am going to a party
Steve : Will you be drinking?
Peter : No
Steve : Will you be doing drugs?
Peter : No
Steve : Will you be doing fondue?
Peter : Huh? Fondue??? - What?
Steve : Sex?
Peter : No Pops! Stop! I am not going to be doing any of those things.
Steve : That's like my so-
Tony : If not, then why the fuck are you even going?
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Two types of dads!
Steve : Son, why were you not picking up my calls?
Tony : Are you ghosting your pops now, Peter?
Peter : What? No! I never got a call from you, pops.
Steve : I tried calling you multiple times from my new phone, you never picked up.
Peter : Wait! You got a new phone? I thought you were still calling from landline and not into using all the latest tech.
Steve : Well, I thought I might try something new, since your dad insisted so much.
Tony : Give it up Steve and just agree that you think tech is great.
Steve : *ignoring Tony* Anyway! Peter, can you check if there is something wrong with your phone? Since I am not able to contact you.
Peter : Nothing wrong with mine. I am still able to receive and send texts and calls.
Steve : Then why am I not able to contact you?
Tony : Here, let me check
*Steve gives his phone to Tony*
Tony : Um Steve. Where did you buy this phone from?
Steve : Remember Thor's friend, the sweet rabbit. I bought it from him. He also gave me a good discount, like half the actual price.
Tony : Sure he did, Steve.
Steve : So is my phone not working or something?
Tony : No, no it is working perfectly fine; except that it is a fucking calculator Steve! A Calculator.
Tony and Peter :
Steve : Bloody Rabbit
They look like such a married couple who are completely and madly in love, I -
Bonus:
With their son Peter
It runs in the family!
Peter : I got an A in Chem!
Steve : WTF, well done!
Peter : Pops, what do you think WTF means?
Steve : Well That's Fantastic
Tony : Rofl
Peter : lshidmytamsfo
Tony : Laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off
Tony : BOOM
Peter : BEST. DAD. EVER
Steve :
Peter : Oh come on Pops! Ilyt
Tony : That means "I love you too" Steve
Steve : I KNOW THAT!!