#carolxrhodey

[tinytony-snack]

How to win your Captain’s heart

An illustrated step-by-step guide for Iron Superheroes, by Tony Stark and Colonel James Rhodes

[Step 1] Be aggressive to mark your territory. Remember, you are the Top one. Show them you are the Alph-

Superhusbands fest [9/?]

part 1; part 2; part 3; part 4; part 5; part 6; part 7; part 8; part 9;

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[calzonekestis]

I'd like to see Rhodey in the Captain Marvel movie, but Don Cheadle will be 53 by then. They'll probably cast someone in their 20's-30's for Carol, and the Hollywood mentality will probably be that the age difference is too significant for their relationship to be romantic. Which is disappointing.

[intosnarkness]

Lauren: I have this horrible mental image of [Rhodey and Carol] in bed

Lauren: and Rhodey is on top making airplane noises

Tea: YES

Lauren: and Carol is like

Tea: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Lauren: talking about 'cleared for landing'

Lauren: and 'docking procedures'

Tea: omg

Tea: yes

Tea: so much

Lauren: One time he told her to put her seat back and tray table in their full upright and locked position

Lauren: and she punched him

Lauren: and he laughed so hard he pulled a muscle

Lauren: (which she told him he deserved)

Tea: hahahahahaha besssst

Tea: yes he did