#incorrect superhusbands

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Tony: *smirks* I thought I might stay over tonight.

Steve: Why?

Tony: ...Cause we are boyfriends.

Steve: *smiling* To do what?

[crickets chirping]

Tony: ...

Tony: I'm actually not sure.

(x)

[tinytony-snack]

newscaster: and now, a gay update courtesy of tony stark

tony, on steve’s lap: getting gayer

newscaster: thanks tony

[stylestappen]

Tony: *gets a paper cut*

Steve, clenching his fists: hasn't he fucking been through enough?

[marvels-clownery-festival]

*on their first date*

Steve : so tony tell me more about yourself

Tony: well what do you want to know more about my daddy issues or my favorite color be more specific Steven

[takecareapollo]

incorrect posts [15/?]

[incorrecttonyquotes]

Steve: As my ma used to say, “A lesson learned is a lesson earned.”

Tony: What was she, a fortune cookie?

[uncooldotcom]

Tony: I’m so done with your shit, we’re getting divorced

Steve: Tony, we're not even marri–

Tony: D I V O R C E D

[tinytony-snack]

steve: do you want a quickie?

tony: ex-excuse me?

steve: a quickie, one of those tart things.

tony: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!