#avengers quote

[myndelling]

[unicorn-of-mischief]

"Doth mother know...[?]"

[donnetellotheturtle]

Legend: SHIT

Time: Language!

[broadwayfan92]

Bruce and Natasha being an old married couple in Avengers:

Natasha: You want to think about removing yourself from this environment, Doctor?

Bruce: I was in Calcutta, I was pretty well removed.

Natasha: Loki is manipulating you.

Bruce: And you been doing what, exactly?

Natasha: You didn't come here because I batted my eyelashes at you.

Bruce: Yeah, and I'm not leaving because suddenly you get a little twitchy.

[watch-grok-brainrot]

“Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.” ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame

made for @mandsangelfox during the Wangxian Winter Solstice Gift Exchange  @wangxiangiftexchange 

[avengersasshitmyfriendssay]

Peter: Aunt May took me to Mcdonalds, but wouldn't let me have a happy meal.

Shuri: That wasn't very cash money of her

@yesimverysad

[tinytony-snack]

How to win your Captain’s heart

An illustrated step-by-step guide for Iron Superheroes, by Tony Stark and Colonel James Rhodes

[Step 1] Be aggressive to mark your territory. Remember, you are the Top one. Show them you are the Alph-

Superhusbands fest [9/?]

part 1; part 2; part 3; part 4; part 5; part 6; part 7; part 8; part 9;

[incorrectclintnatquotes]

Natasha: You called Kate and not me?

Clint: Well, when you have a crazy theory, you don’t call the voice of reason.