The Persian that Dipper and Mabel were supposed to get is Pyramid Steve
Your mind! Your mind
They're not actually sure if Steve's a boy.
Like Bill, they can't find any identifying features on this thing, so they saved a trip to the vet for neutering 👌
Downsides to the eating situation: entire pots of stew can go now missing within one second. Chicken breasts can Not be left on the counter or his bottomless greedy ass will Get It. One has to cool pies in the fridge while the other keeps Steve busy
Unlike Bill who's all tooth and nails, Steve is quite the softie. Alarmingly soft, actually. He lacks anything that could tell him apart from a plush toy. You could poke his eye and he wouldn't blink
You've heard of cat magnet now get ready for Cat Magnet
His gifts aren't nearly as large as Bill's. They consist of animal species not native to the local area.
He doesn't shed fur but he did shed his entire eyeball once. Fell right out his socket.
A new eye grew back after a few days. Everyone eventually stopped freaking out and Mabel kept the old one <3
Here's the best part about Steve - he doesn't constantly try to eat Waddles. They used to keep Bill and Waddles as separated as possible, but Bill stopped at nothing to keep seeking out Waddles in a manner so intense it could only be described as actively malicious
They put their foot down and decided to send Bill away when he crossed the Waddles line
Piggie's okay now, don't worry, had an infection for weeks but it cleared out in the end
