Saw some confusion after posting this somewhere else so here's a little explanation: the idea is that he can be gay (or not, that's up to interpretation) but Kitty and Cattrick don't know that for sure so they are just assuming without confirmation (this is mostly a joke post, not that serious)
-Sorry if they suck but this was kinda rushed, I just wanted to write something for him and here it is.
-It's just headcanons about how your relationship with him would be, there aren't any pronouns specified but you are probably fem since you can have kids :/
There's probably grammatical errors and stuff, sorry :(
-First of all to even have a chance with him you'd probably have to be from another important family in the city, maybe not at their level but also not as important as they see "common people".
-The most believable version of a relationship between the two of you is being promised to him since you were young and then marrying him later in life, not that your consent with this is important but anyway.
-At first, so when you two are still little, it would be easier than later on because even if different from one another you were still children so it was easy to simply play with someone deemed as important as him. As time passed and you became older he would probably, at first at least, distance himself from you and then come back after discussing things with his sister. This would happen many times during this period of his life, not because he disliked you but mainly because he was insecure about what to do to make you like him more than you already did.
-Adolescence would be kinda awkward because of this and because of the changes that happened to the both of you body wise. Not that you would discuss this with him obviously but it was still there and made things a little worse than they already were.
-Something probably changed the first time he asked you to smoke together (as we know he uses catnip so I'd say smoke idk) and the tension would dissipate after some time, obviously not thanks to that but because of how relaxed you ended up being with him and how you could open up without repercussions.
-At this point you were both big enough to participate in galas and to be seen in public together, not that you really minded before but as time went on his father wanted to make sure that everyone knew that his heir was already with someone "worthy". He would probably not say it at this time of his life but being seen with you actually really helped with his self esteem, even if he wasn't as disliked by his father as his brother he was still treated kinda badly so to have someone who unapologetically loved his as much as you did would really make him happy, especially when flaunting it in front of everyone.
-After all this there would obviously be the engagement, and after all this time together you would probably be inseparable. He could officially be with someone who knew and understood him as much as you did and you could finally stay with who made you feel protected everyday and loved even when other's eyes couldn't see it. It could be considered a match made in heaven if only it wasn't for the incessant remarks from his father at every chance he got to remind you of what your status asked of you, so it's not really Cattrick's fault but more how his family sees you.
-Kitty would probably change opinions over time because seeing someone from outside make his brother so happy would be strange at first, but as time went on you became like a sister to her too so the only problem was really their father. As with your relationship with Pawbert it's kinda hard to describe since you rarely saw him unfortunately.
-I'd say that in the time that passed between the engagement and the actual marriage he would show how he really is, not in a bad way obviously, but as the loyal partner that he always was. If you have worries about the ceremony he would try to make you see how there weren't any problems, if you weren't sure you were good enough for him he would explain how no one fit as much as you did by his side and so on. I'd say that even if he was a little terrified too the most important thing to him was still your comfort, so you always came first. It would be in the dead of night while you were almost sleeping that he would ask if you really loved him for who he was and if you would always stick by his side, to which you obviously answered that no one was as perfect as him beside you.
-The wedding would be a really big event, more than the gala he organized for the diary. All the important families would be invited and there would guards to make sure that everything went smoothly. The ceremony went well and the vows were exchanged, the kiss had to be brief because you already felt his father's eyes on the back of your skull but other than that it was perfect. At the time of the speech Milton obviously talked before everyone else and said what you were dreading since day one, so the classical "𝘐 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦" talk, everyone laughed but the tension only went away when you felt your beloved's paw on your own to shoot your worries away. Luckily your now sister in law told you to not listen to him and ignore what he said but obviously it wasn't as easy as that.
-After the first period of married life ended you actually started to consider what he said, mostly because you could actually have time to bond with your kids if you had any because a marriage with someone as important as Cattrick meant that you didn't have to work anymore and you could really spend time with your family, and because you had a loving husband that would be just as happy to hop into a new phase of his life with you. Let's just say that he was really happy about your decision and that after those two/three months needed your family welcomed two new cubs. Everyone was as happy as you and your husband were but it was obvious that someone else was just as delighted to know that his son had an heir too now.
DC Rarepair Rumble (Rarer Edition) Round 1, Part 45
James Jesse/Selina Kyle
James Jesse/Leonard Snart
Voting ended onJul 30, 2025
propaganda:
James Jesse/Selina Kyle:
That man has no rizz but she lets him hit (kisses him on the cheek) anyway. It's cute that after he wins the theft game he just gives all the money to a charity she'd like also.
Also it's funny that she puts up with Bruce's edgelord status and then picks up a prankster on the side.
James Jesse/Leonard Snart:
First things first, the thing everyone knows, James canonically honeytraps Len and Len isn't even that mad over it.
Kings of being weird about each other. Len names James as one of the Rogues he likes best, James is about to throw hands with Len's sister in a crowded cinema when she implies she might have hurt him.
James is one of the few people who can get away with calling Len "Lenny", James spread calling Len "Lenny" to Catwoman. Catwoman says that she met Lenny "in New York" when she was being annoyed by James, which implies that Lenny went to pick him up when he was done, because Lenny was not in those issues. Lenny says "yeah, you were getting chummy with the Trickster" with jealous body language and then proceeds to show absolutely no romantic interest in Catwoman whatsoever. What this could mean is a mystery.
They were the first Rogues ever to team up, and after they agreed to they were chummy for the entire issue, it was genuinely so cute (incidentally Len let James get away with making Cold puns when he generally gets upset when other people do it). Given this status, it is also interesting that when Geoff Johns split the Rogues Len was the leader of the Crime Rogues and James ended up leading the Reformed Rogues (there could be homoerotic tension here, I believe, they need to have fucked in the FBI offices over it).
Polyshipboard for Kitty, Pawbert, and Cattrick Lynxley (Zootopia 2) repairing relationships/secret romance/siblings quotes/winter/lynxes/night/Christmas drinks/hearts/white/blue themes
For an anon~ Hope you enjoy ^^
