#caughtintheact

[transportaplooza]

That nozzle’s working harder than the driver’s attention span

An unattended gas pump is seen spilling out of a vehicle till someone arrives to unlatch the auto-pump.

[bluefalcon-cod]

Excerpt BLUE FLACON Chapter 10 - COD Fic COD/ f!reader

You sabotaged him quietly. You hid perfectly. Until now. Soap knows—and he’s coming for you.

Chapter: STRIKE

“Oh shit, guys- better shut up, real quick, our little Corp looks like she’s plotting your murder.”

Your jaw clenches tighter, till you feel your teeth’s edges biting into another. Forty meters.

“No, bro, she figuring out how to sabotage your gun and make you look like a dumbshit in front of your squad.”

“What,” A deep voice growls. “Did ye just say?”  MacTavish.

Your eyes meet. And for one impossible second, he’s still.

Eerily still.

The tension doesn't build—it drops, hard and heavy, like something snapping tight inside him.

He doesn’t blink.

Doesn’t speak.

Just stares. And that stare—that look—isn’t confusion or amusement anymore.

And in a voice that shouldn’t sound so calm, not from him, not now, he says—

“You.”

Uh-oh.

You better run. Soap's finally figured out what YOU (the reader) have been doing... Read more here Read now on AO3: Chapter 10: Strike

[not-glorfindel-stop-asking]

If you had to kiss Eredin for 10 minutes straight (on the mouth, you can't escape this one) or face a 24-hour marathon of smut-filled poetry reading out loud, which do you think would make you blush more?

*wide-eyed, speechless for a long moment, hands clutching my chest dramatically*

W-Wait—what kind of question is that?

*I raise my hand as if to ward off the absurdity of it*

First of all—why would I ever—why on Arda would anyone suggest such a…such a blushing situation?

Kiss Eredin? For ten minutes? On the mouth?

*splutters, face going red*

Eredin is—he’s a scribe, a pure, innocent, anxious soul who is forever lost in paperwork and cocoa! The very thought of such an event is absolutely—utterly—inconceivable.

And to have me involved in such a…*frantic gulp* intimate scenario with him? Oh, Valar, I—

As for the poetry, oh please—*begins to splutter again*

A 24-hour marathon of... glares at the person who made this suggestion smut-filled poetry?! Out loud?? For all to hear?? *Horrified gasp*

I’d blush more from the sheer mortification of being forced to read that aloud! But I’m also suddenly wondering if the kiss would be... just as—*stammers and stops mid-sentence*

...I… *face turns even redder*

What is this evil challenge you have presented me?! And what am I supposed to do with this new, deeply troubling information?!

[heyimandyw]

Got caught #instagay #instaselfie #tube #london #lgbt #instasmile #gayman #gaybeard #igers #smile #beard #selfie #caughtintheact (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmzScroIbso/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jackrrabbit]

ask answering/updates

first of all, thank you 💘 second of all...

ok ok ok don’t get too excited, but I finally got the juice to start working on the next part of Fanatic 🖤 most of you guys will be like ‘who cares’ but i know some of you have been waiting for this for a while! it’s been what, 2 months?? hope I’m not jinxing myself by saying this *knocks on wood* also not to hype myself too much but it’s kinda bomb 😳 maybe this is just my sick bias but I’ve really been wanting to write about...aftermath iykwim haha. reader all scared & shy & trying to avoid him but yk he’s not going to leave her alone :P

I also figured out the ending to it will come back!! it wouldn’t be shiggy if it didn’t get dangerous 😈 also gonna be nice to write some eyes-rolling-back-in-the-head fuckery so our favorite handsy creep can finally get his dick wet with his beloved little nursey <3

here are some other vague ideas, some based on requests, some not. as always no promises!!

BNHA—pillage & plunder with fantasy AU warlord Bakugo (and his gang of ruffians?? hmm...)

BNHA—Overhaul makes you work off your daddy’s gambling debts the extra hard way uwu...also I have SO many ideas for Overhaul 😷 after I finish iwcb my next multi-part fic will probably be with him

BNHA—various things with reader as an aspiring villain set in the same universe as Caught in the Act: reader getting quarantined with shiggy & dabi...dabi getting mad at you after you keep fucking up...incel shiggy jacking it to his adorable protégée without her knowledge (a galaxy brain request from a very good buddy!!!!)

BNHA—ABO with alpha Hawks and omega reader in an elevator...and uh-oh, it’s stuck! and you’re going into heat! oh no, whatever will you do??

Haikyuu—you get stuck in a hole in a wall, good thing your dutiful boyfriend Kuroo is there to help you out ;)

Haikyuu—gangbang with Tsukki, Bokuto, Akaashi, and Kuroo...a challenge bc I’ve never written a gangbang before!! will have to do some research 🧐

Haikyuu—your bf Atsumu does mean things when he’s jealous, like putting his hands up your skirt in public

KNY—Kokushibou decides to keep a shrine maiden as his cute little human pet 💜 actually already wrote pt. 1 but I’ll wait to post til I’m done with Fanatic

AxK—just some no good very bad yandere content with Dr. Midori...neglect play stuff...sensory deprivation stuff...icky icky

Gintama—something with Kamui. does this count as monsterfucking? very very rough...idk what exactly? some form of dastardly acts

thanks for the concern friends 💕💕 I’ve been preoccupied by things happening irl for the past few weeks, trying to educate myself, going to protests, etc.

also in case anyone else is confused, my stance is and always has been that Black lives matter and all cops are bastards. I’m not sure my porn blog is the right place to talk about this at length but if you’re a bootlicker, please smash that unfollow button and don’t let the door hit you on the way out. if you don’t already have a decently functioning moral compass you should not get anywhere near my writing...fr

learn more and get involved

omg thank you & yes yes a million times yes!!! hope you don’t mind commitment issues and student loan debt 💝👯‍♀️

the line between not hawksfucker and hawksfucker is very thin and very blurry, beware.....lol and thank you!!

the video you recommended...like damn!!! that’s exactly the vibe I feel like fratty Hawks x reader from be a little bad would be like if they had a happy ending eventually (start at 1:39)!!!!! “I didn’t make you do this” “I’m not accusing you of anything” it’s that exact dynamic. imo Hawks might be a little less willing to make things official and reader would prob have a hard time being straightforward enough to ask tho...hmmm

I did get several requests for a part 2! I’m thinking it over atm. I will say tho that most of my reqs have very slow turnaround so if I write it, it might be a while

ooh I love getting recommendations! here’s what I like:

fanfic: I read stuff like what I write (smut, kink, yandere, villains). at some point I’m going to make a long post of fic recs of my own! I also read fluff and character x character ship fic so interests are pretty broad

TV: humor, crime shows like Bones, Criminal Minds, Psych, that kind of thing. nothing too dark or complicated, nothing that requires too much investment. same goes for anime

movies: pretty much everything! lately I’m really into Howl’s Moving Castle and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

books: literary fiction. can I say I’m into dark academia if the only dark academia I’ve read is The Secret History? favorite books I’ve read semi-recently are TSH, All the Light We Cannot See, The Poisonwood Bible, and Discipline & Punish. currently reading Foucault’s History of Sexuality

music: idk man...all kinds of stuff. I listen based on vibe more than genre. all my spotify playlists are named things like “sunday” and “the power” and “[sparkle emoji]”. my artists on repeat are Hozier, The Weeknd, Kendrick, M.I.A., The Neighborhood (F I’m a basic bitch) but I’ll try anything once

jfc these two asks have given me so much hope 🥰😭💗 you know what? sooner or later I’m going to post Kamui x reader smut and it’s going to get 3 notes from the three of us liking it and that’s okay because I’ve thirsted over this man too long and too hard to go my entire life without reading over-indulgent reader-insert porn of him. yes the villain kink jumped out but DAMN!!! the man has ‘h*rny scumbag who lets his instincts rule him’ baked into both his DNA and his psyche, and I’m so here for it 😌

if you don’t know who Kamui is, do me a favor and watch gintama. yes there are like 400 episodes but it’s worth it. I will convert more bitches to the gintama thirst train if it costs me my life. Kamui was made to star in disrespectful breeding kink smut and this is a hill I will die on.

??? sure, if you can point me toward part 2 ????? lmao

I’m guessing you meant to ask for a pt 2 instead of pt 3? in which case, thanks for asking!! but tbh...for some reason I have a really hard time imagining what a pt 2 would look like, maybe because I wrote it 100% from Overhaul’s POV so it’s hard for me to define the reader’s feelings. I’m not saying it’ll never happen but 🤷‍♀️

HOWEVER if it’s Overhaul content in general you’re craving, you’re in luck!!! he’s a favorite of mine. legit he ticks so many of my boxes—villain kink? check. medical/scientist kink? check. yakuza kink? honey I’m weak. I’ll definitely be writing more for him in the future!

oh no! I checked it on my computer & on mobile and all of the links are working for me? are the links still broken for you guys?

anyway, here are the rules, here’s the short version of the request rules, and here is part 1 and part 2 of it will come back.

thank you to everyone who has sent kind words, everyone who replies to my writing, and everyone who posts thirst in the tags!!! I read that shit!!!! and it makes me fucking cry, I love you all

one more thing: several people have requested continuations to Sleepless, Sidekick, and Fanatic. on one hand, I’m so flattered that you guys want more!!! on the other hand, I actually already answered asks about pt. 2′s for those particular fics. before you request a continuation of anything, it’s probably a good idea to look up the name of the fic as a tag on my blog so you can check and see if anyone else had the same question 💖💖💖

[lumin0usfox]

Sorta commission/request I did for @ruiisuki.repost. I haven’t drawn anything in that quintessential “anime” style in such a long time and was nice to take a break from stressful drawing. This was a really fun piece and I hope to all of Japan and the Manga gods I did the “style” justice. 
☕️ ( ; w ; Enjoy! #kusokitty #nekko #katakana?? #manga #animestyle #actualtrash #imsosorry #catbutt #caughtintheact #clipstudiopaint #kitty #art #sketch #digitalart #digital #katakana??? #attempt #vote2020🇺🇸 #tipyourwaitresses #dontyoueverdrawwithoutareference #uwu 
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFdlCKEMhVK/?igshid=19qdiaoabjqc1

[black-mixtape]

Happy birthday to founder and lead guitarist of The Commodores, the great Thomas McClary! 💥🎸 -- #ThomasMcClary #TheCommodores #Commodores #Guitarist #Guitar #Funk #FunkMusic #Soul #SoulMusic #MotownRecords #MachineGun #CaughtInTheAct #MusicLegend #Groove #Music #AfroAmerican #AfricanAmerican #BlackHistory #BlackCulture #BlackMusic #BlackMixtape https://www.instagram.com/p/CF_rRfpJn3V/?igshid=1n52chsgmfr0a

[mrrockafella150]

Naahhhh!!!! This is despicable and disgusting!!🤬🤬🤬 Posted @withregram • @thetotalplug 🎥 @shaunking ・・・ 🤬 Watch as Minneapolis Police literally drive by protestors and spray them with pepper spray. ⁣ ⁣ This is literally illegal. It’s assault. It doesn’t stop being illegal just because the police are doing it. ⁣ ⁣ This is why we say that whole department needs to be dismantled and defunded. It’s corrupt at its core. ⁣ ⁣ Please tell me if you can identify these cars and who they belong to. Then follow @grassrootslaw . . ➡️Follow us👣and report news and videos‼️ .... #shaunking #minneapolis #policeofficer #policebrutality #policethepolice #georgefloyd #defundthepolice #defundpolice #caughtintheact #caughtoncamera #teamdl #rickeysmiley #grassrootslaw #leemerrittesq #benjamincrump https://www.instagram.com/p/CBMwnMpl1ur/?igshid=c4w6t37qxl73