#steddithan

[ghostengarden]

Rude

[cosycryptid]

Eddie's reading over his latest lyrics because there are just a couple of words he doesn't really love and knows could be better, he's sitting on the floor with his back against Steve's couch, chewing the end of his pen as his eyes roam over the page. Jonathan is storyboarding ideas for photoshoots, papers spread out over the coffee table.

They're both only half listening as Steve tries to convince them, Robin and Nancy to go to Dustin's birthday gokarting experience with the teens because he doesn't think he can handle it alone.

"Steve, you love driving and you literally keep unruly children in check for a living," Robin points out. "I don't see the issue here."

"Robin's right, this sounds like your idea of a great day out," Nancy adds.

"It's going to be hell," Steve argues. "Every single one of those kids has a knack for putting themselves in danger and now they're going to be behind the wheels of moving vehicles. Have you seen Max's driving?!"

He presses his hand to his head like he's getting a headache just thinking about it.

"And I'm going to have to wear a helmet, which is going to destroy my hair. You know that's my best feature! I'm like that Sadson guy from the bible, if you ruin my hair you ruin the whole thing."

Robin rolls her eyes. "It's Samson, Dingus."

"Also, I'm sorry to break it to you Steve, but your hair doesn't even make the top three." Nancy admits.

Steve looks at her like she's said something crazy.

"What else is it gonna be?"

"Lips, eyes and hands," Jonathan says absentmindedly.

"Ass, chest and thighs," Eddie says at the exact same time.

The room falls silent. Eddie and Johnathan's expressions remind Robin of when Steve sobered up after Starcourt and realised he'd given the Russian henchmen his best friend's personal information.

"Oh my god." Nancy says like she's trying to hold back her laughter.

Robin is silent for all of five seconds and then turns to point at a gobsmacked Steve.

"I KNEW IT. I fucking told you, Steve!"

[bunny-peony]

(eddithan shenanigans beforehand lol)

[uptown-lover]

Steve's in a love triangle but instead of Nancy and Jonathan, it's Jonathan and Eddie and to make it an actual triangle, Jonathan also likes Eddie

[moonriselabyrinth]

hey guess what! you don’t have to put down one ship to praise yours! remember multishippers are everywhere and you’re just hurting your fellow shipper when you do that shit!

[dumbdolphin333]

Stonathan if Eddie was alive, probably

[belovedcampfire]

Robin and Nancy who start dating and go for their monthly meet up with Jonathan, Steve and Eddie, but decide to keep their new relationship secret.

Robin knows a secret of Steve’s, being that him and Eddie hooked up once years ago. For some reason though, Steve is acting supremely strange and secret-keeping, so she puts the pieces together. Steve and Eddie are still hooking up and keeping it secret. She doesn’t tell Steve she knows and she’s doing her damn best to avoid spilling to Nancy. However she’s so not subtle and keeps giggling constantly, so now Nancy is suspicious.

Now Nancy notices that Steve is off, and comes to the obvious conclusion. He’s hooking up with Jonathan. The two of them are a mess and trying desperately to hide it. She eventually brings it up to Robin who loses her absolute mind. They can’t agree on what the truth is and just kinda observe.

Then one night they all get super high/drunk whatever, Robin and Nancy sneak off to sleep together and the next morning stumble into the kitchen. Steve is wearing a turtleneck, Jonathan has a stupid fucking scarf on, inside, in hot weather, and Eddie? Also wearing a turtleneck. It is Steve’s turtleneck. It is the most non-Eddie like piece of clothing to ever exist.

Anyways the three of them had been hooking up with each other in varying pairs for years without any proper communication and finally all slept together for the first time that night and are all panicking and avoiding talking about it. Now they have to deal with Robin and Nancy staring at them in shock as they try to eat breakfast hungover. They genuinely thought they were being sneaky about it too.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Imagine Eddie comes back to find that Nancy's dating Robin and Vickie meanwhile Steve's with Jonathan. I'm sure Jonathan and Steve can make room for one more. Of course, now I'm imagining Steddithan and Rocknance going on a - is it a triple date? Lol, no one would suspect a thing. They'd think the men and women are the ones dating.