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Reasons why pope Celestine V is a diva

1. Sent an letter to the cardinals saying "It's been 2 years since Nicholas IV died and if y'all don't elect a new pope soon God is gonna rock your shit"

2. Apparently tried to flee when the cardinals decided to make him pope, and it took THE KINGS OF HUNGARY AND NAPLES to persuade into accepting the position

3. Decreed that Pope's can resign

4. Resigned

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KPDH GB PARENT/RELATIVE HEADCANNONS

@gnome-risovan and I's Kpop demon Hunters AU!!

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Saja Girls -----------------------------------

BABY

Baby is the cool aunt who is also the bad influence.

--> You don't want your kid to have a popsicle before dinner? Too bad, they are getting a whole box of them before bed.

Takes the kids out on spontaneous shopping trips without getting permission from their parents first.

Jinu after getting called by the school: "Baby? Where is Ruju? He is supposed to be in school."

Baby in the car with her nephew: "Don't worry. Him and I are at Starbucks right now. Than we are going to impulse buy a Froyo cart. Bye."

DO NOT tell her that boy in chemistry insulted your hairstyle- his soul WOULD be getting dropped kicked down to Gwi-ma.

Baby rolling up her sleeves: "I just wanna talk to him. I just wanna talk to him- with my fists."

She always picks the kids' sides on arguments between their parents. No matter how in the wrong they are.

Miro scolding his daughter: "Rosette! You can't paint your brother's skin neon pink in his sleep!"

Baby looking up from her phone: "Why not? Pink looks good on him. In my opinion, she should have painted you instead."

Says she doesn't wanna drive them to school, but gets offended if they get someone else to drive them.

Baby glaring at her seven-year-old nephew as he gets in the car with his mom: "Traitor."

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MYSTERY

She tends to wear her hair back more at home (per request of Zach)

Zach, tucking hair behind her ear: "You have such pretty eyes, Myst- stop gatekeeping them!"

Mystery, ears turning a light pink blush: "... m'kay."

while she never voices it aloud, she loves going out. Whether it is to the mall or just around the block, she likes getting outside. She ain't beating those dog allegations- who said that?

Mystery, standing behind Zach as he scrolls on his phone: "... don't you need new pants?"

Zach, not looking up from his block blast match for a second: "You want to go to the mall again, don't you?"

Mystery: "... Possibly."

Zach, smirking: "I'll go dress the twins."

Always trying out new things with her kids. Which either is an utter disaster or the most amazing thing you've seen. There is no in-between.

Mystery, standing in the middle of a floured kitchen, covered head-to-toe in the white powder: "... the flour slipped out of my hands."

Zach, who had left the house for half an hour to get milk and come back to this: "... oops, looks like I need to get more milk! Bye!" (Joking)

Frames EVERY piece of art her kids have ever given here, acting like they are the most expensive of creations and will get defensive if someone insinuates otherwise.

A random person over, judging a painting of a "panda" on the wall with a raised eyebrow: "what the heck is this gar-"

Mystery, standing at the doorway with an strikingly eerie resemblance to the girl from the ring: "what was that?"

Person, now scared for their life: "-grand creation!"

Gets separation anxiety whenever her kids go to school or when Zach takes long trips places. She is clingy and always worries about them never coming back.

Mystery, staring at the door as the clock hands tick by a minute at a time. Only perking up when the door begins to open.

Her twins getting locked into a hug as their mother peppers their faces with kisses: "Mom!"

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Abby

Nicknamed "Mabby" by her kids.

The most social mom of the Saja Girls- always eagerly volunteering herself as tribute for class trips, kid sleepovers, and tea parties.

The youngest son timidly walking up with a volunteer slip in hand: "I need someone to come with me to the museum, can yo-?"

Abby, excitedly waving her arms over her head as she jumps up and down: "Me! Me! Me! I want to go with! Pick me! Pleaaaase!"

has become insecure over her growing wrinkles, but it all quickly fades whenever her family reassures her that she is still gorgeous.

Abby, frowning as she pokes at the wrinkles around her eyes while staring in the mirror: "darn things..."

Her daughter, hugging her waist: "you are the prettiest star in the whole galaxy, Mabby."

Abby aggressively sobbing while hugging her darling girl back.

PRAISE OVER EVERYTHING. Made a macaroni necklace? Praise. Used the correct type of glass for juice? Praise. Pushed in your chair after eating? PRAISE.

Her youngest setting the table unprompted, only stopping when he gets startled by his Mabby squealing and ruffling his hair: "Abbin! You darling, sweetheart of a boy! How did we get so lucky with you?"

Always has the hardest time punishing the kids- she just cant with their cute chubby face!

Abby trying to scold her oldest while they are home alone: "and what you did was very wrong, Rose. We don't- we don't- dont look at me like that!"

Abby folding and giving Rosette ice cream because she gave her puppy dog eyes even after she drew on the walls: "Dont tell your dad."

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Romance

Nicknamed "Rommy" by her kids.

The MILF- that one mom that EVERYONE has had a crush on at least once.

Her teenage son's friends leaving after a sleepover: "Wow! What sweet boys! They were so eager to help!"

Abby sitting on the couch with a wide smile: "Yeah! They were so helpful!"

Miro in the background scowling with his arms: "I wonder if TWO hot MILF mommies had ANYTHING to do with that."

bakes snacks and cooks meals for the whole family. Packs everyone's lunches for them.

Romance cooking dinner while also packing two lunches for her chaos gremlins of kids whom she loves wholeheartedly

Stay-at-home mom. Prefers being a hermit since becoming a mom. Steals Miro's outside disguse when getting groceries XD

Romance in a hat and sunglasses while checking out the prices on bread, fooling no one: "huh... the price has gone up again... I wonder if I could get a better deal shopping online..."

Loves doing her kids hair- always trying out new styles. Even does Abby and Miro's hair when they least expect it.

Miro, eating his cereal while Romance does his hair, grimacing (and blushing) when she pulls a bit too hard: "Geez, Rom, trying to pull my hair out?"

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Jinu

Gets poked fun of by Baby for having so many kids.

Jinu trying to keep in track where all her kids are at during a trip to the carnival: "I think I see all of them... Jesus, I'm tired."

Baby, arms crossed, eating a caramel apple with sunglasses on and a large won plushie in arm: "Maybe if you closed your legs more often than you would have more energy, slut."

Suffers from ages jokes from EVERYONE- even Celestin sometimes XD

Rumi and the kids laughing over ages jokes, Jinu scowling unimpressed with Celestin standing next to here: "har, har, har. Laugh it up. I get it, im old."

Celestin with a very subtle smirk and adjusting of his sleeve cuffs: "I will admit it is nice to not be the oldest person in the room for once."

Sweet, but old fashioned mom. Tries to give her kids dress codes, but than gets shot down when shown a photo of her in her early idol years.

Jinu trying to get her teenage son to change out of a cropped t-shirt: "That is hardly modest for a young man of your age!"

Her son pulling out his phone for a quick Google search image for his mom wearing a pink tube top and open button down shirt: "oh yeah? Look what you used to wear all the time!"

Mom jokes while simultaneously trying to sprinkle in morden slang. Is it cringe? Totally. Does Rumi only encourage it? YES

Jinu tossing a paper ball into a garbage can, cheering: "YEAH! Who's the alpha? Who's the alpha?"

Her kids cringing whereas Rumi is on the ground WHEEZING, nodding along: "You are, baby! You are the rizzler skibbidi alpha!"

Teaches a dance class each Wednesday and Thursday. Wednesday is for kids and teens, to which they all love her. Thursday is for adults, to which they all see her as Korean female version of Gordon Ramsey.

Jinu with her Wednesday class: "thats great improvement, Choi! Just a little higher on the leg lift, but almost there! Great job!"

Jinu with her Thursday class: "you talentless donkeys! I. Already. Told. You. Higher. Leg lift! No water break until I see improvement!"

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Rumi

The fun dad, until his kids want to go to the arcade alone. He is a tad overprotective, but its only because he knows that half of his kids would PURPOSELY get into trouble.

His youngest on playing on a rock climbing structure, constantly looking over his shoulder. Rumi having a heart attack: "No! Lumi, stop looking at us! Stare at where yoi are climbing! You are going to fall! Jinu! Did you see that? He nearly fell! Oh my god!"

Jinu shaking her head with an eye roll

Loves braiding his daughter's hair and always feels touched when she asks him for help. Same goes for when one of his son's ask for shaving tips for the first time.

Kind of Gomez Addams and Mortica vibes with Jinu. Always clinging to her and pampering her with affection- even when his kids say its "gross" and "cringey"

Jinu pampering Jinu's face with kisses as he holds her waist after she made him his favorite lunch: "you are the most beautiful woman in the world. However did I get so lucky? You are so hot, and intelligent, and bossy. God you are bossy. But I love you anyway."

Ruju gagging in the background.

Tries not to curse around the kids, so he makes up ridiculous alternatives. To the point even Jinu thinks he should just use the actual swear word.

Rumi stepping on a sharp Lego piece after stubbing his toe on the table, banging his fists against the wall as he tries not to curse: "APPLE HONEY ICE TEA MACARANA BEACH BALL!!"

Jinu side eyeing him while working on her computer: "Just say 'fuck' and move on."

At the beginning, he was really anxious over becoming a dad. He worried he would screw them up like how Celestin did to him. But, after holding his first child in his arms for the first, he knew that he was as ready as he could ever be for fatherhood.

Rumi holding his baby daughter in his arms for the first time, tearing up as his lip trembles: "You are so precious, little crow. You look like your mama already. I promise that I'll always support you however i can. I swear it on my life."

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Miro

lets his kids (and wives) mess with his hair, but most of the time its Rosette who likes to play saloon and braid it.

Rosette brushing out her dad's hair at five-years-old while pretending to be a hairdresser: "So, how is the husband and kids?"

Miro, sipping tea from a teacup and flipping through a magazine: "Jerk has been out playing poker each Friday, leaving me to deal with the kids. Ive been contemplating putting poison in his morning coffee."

When he plays make believe games, he is COMMMITED to his role. He is building lore for his character and the world. He takes playtime seriously unserious.

Miro with a full face of makeup, pink drink in hand, and crop top as he pretends to be a problematic costumer at his daughter's restaurant: "Um, excuse me? Like, where is your manager? Ive been waiting three minutes and I am still not seated. Thats two stars from the review."

Makeup and Nail artist for his kids and nephews and nieces. After many years as a idol, he got this shit down.

Abbin watching Bluey while his dad paints his nails baby blue: "Bud, I am going to need you to stop wiggling around, otherwise this paint job is going to look botched as hell."

Gets mad when his kids swears around him, but than forgets that he doesnt censor himself half of the time.

Abbin pouting after being told to wipe down his spot at the table: "aw hell."

Miro gasping from the other room: "Who taught my baby boy curse words!?"

Also Miro 2.5 seconds ago when he stubbed his toe: "son of a bitch!"

Is the one who reads the kids bedtime stories and sneaks them cookies.

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(Zach)ary

Fun dad and uncle that always is up for a new adventure.

Joni while Zach is babysitting: "Uncle Zach? Can we go to the park?"

Zach, putting on his bucket hat and pulling out his credit card: "psh, sure, but why go to a plain old park, when you can go to an amusement park?"

Has the hardest time punishing his kids: folding almost immediately.

Mason pouting as he gets scolded for kicking a ball in the house, resulting in a vase breaking, leaving Zach very conflicted: "You know better than to... um, kick, uh, a ball... ah man, just dont do it again, okay?"

Is ready to get dressed up in makeup and a dress at any moment.

His daughter comes up with a tug on his sleeve, face paint in hand. She doesnt even have to say anything before Zach is sat at a stool, eagerly awaiting his makeover.

When he feels down or his energy levels are low, he snuggles up with Mystery.

SHORT CIRCUITED when Mystery first announced she was having a baby.

Zach, cooing at his phone while watching turtle videos. Notices Mystery enter and immediately pulls her into a cuddle session on the couch, excitedly showing her the videos: "Look, Myst! Aren't they soooo cute?"

"I'm pregnant."

"Huh?"

Binges watches shows with his kids ever since they were young- even the little kid shows. He full-heartedly got invested into episodes and would look forward to movie hour with his family.

Zach laying on his stomach on the carpet in front of the TV, twins right next to him as they much on a bowl of popcorn, invested into Monster High.

Celestin -----------------------------------

The type of grandparent who acts like they never ONCE mistreated their child in their youth and PAMPERS his grandkids.

Celestin, to his oldest grandchild: "never be ashamed of who you are. You are beautiful, regardless of what others say."

Rumi in the background throwing up his hands up in defeat.

The type of guy who likes to catch you off guard and shows up randomly. And he does that for all of Huntrz.

Zach opening the door to opposing, green clay mask on while wearing a white robe (he had been playing Spa with the kids): "Why hello, Zach... interesting attire."

Judges Rumi and his friends who having kids with DEMONS but has learned to reluctantly accept this. Doesnt mean he isnt snide to the moms tho.

Celestin watching two-year-old Juno playing with building blocks, standing next to Jinu while Rumi gets refreshments: "Are going to start a diet soon? I am sure you can't wait until you lose that baby fat."

Bunny -----------------------------------

Gets called Grunny (Grandma + Bunny)

The favorite grandparent who spoils the grandkids and is always showing up to their school events. (She always helped them practice before hand)

Bunny sat in the audience, mumbling the song lyrics under her breath as she watches, recording on a camera like a proud Grunny.

Always brings them their favorite snacks/treats when she visits.

Bunny throwing open the door, shopping carts in arms and bedazzled sunglasses on: "Grandma Bunny has arrived!"

Cries whenever they return affection to her. Examples; breaking down over getting birthday cards, baking her sweets, ect.

Juno handing Bunny a matching Bunny merch T-shirt she made, already wearing hers, causing Bunny to start tearing up: "this is... *sniffle*... the greatest gift ever!!"