#certified guyscience post

[necromcom]

love when it's episode 5 at the boat media and the littlest most fucked up guy on a ship full of fucked up guys tries to manipulate the de facto therapist of the crew and gets looked at like

ID: screenshots of dr goodsir from the terror and lucius spriggs from our flag means death, both wearing expressions of various levels of pity and derision. end ID

[necromcom]

ID: a sketched venn diagram with a long column in the middle of the two circles and nothing listed in the individual circles separately. the left side is labeled with a doodled headshot of izzy hands from our flag means death, the right with ye baiyi from word of honor. the bullet points in the center column read:

old

annoying

embarrassing

whole character centers on unrequited gay crush

homophobic as a result ⬆

gets tacked on as third to main canon gay couple or paired with popular younger man

dresses all in mourning colors 24/7

best swordsman (no other known skills)

end ID.

i dont want to think about this anymore

[necromcom]

ID: a sketched venn diagram with three circles. the parts not crossing over are labeled with doodled headshots of izzy hands from our flag means death, jack rackham from black sails, and herbert west from re-animator respectively. the center has 2 bullet points that read "Rat" in all caps and "says 'daddy' when truly uncalled for." the space between izzy and jack says "pirate," the space between jack and herbert says "???" and the space between herbert and izzy says "tiny." end ID

while im at it. and by It i mean losing followers

[necromcom]

*lying awake for the 682943217th night in a row* what are his motivations now?? what does he want??? what is he doing now that his singleminded goal of the last decade is completed and all his bridges burned because of it???? who remaining even knows who he really is, what feelings and habits he calls home????? does he know???????

[necromcom]

dunking on ye baiyi for his shit babysitting was all fun and games until just now when i thought about it a little too hard. from his point of view isnt the entire plot a domino chain stemming from his babysitting failures

[necromcom]

thinking about the fact that ji li had yknow swordfighting training alongside everyone else that i GUESS they just never made him use

thinking about the maybe 5 scenes huaisang's blade is in but he's just carrying it (or handing it away) EXCEPT in e44 when he's clearly been using it (but we dont get to actually see that part)

thinking about bonus dramatic screenshot i just like it

THINKING about it. this isn't a theory or anything im just literally constantly thinking about his relationship w swordsmanship. is he ok. how's he doing. how's he doing???? he's surrounded by his excellent loyal entourage he didn't have to but he really tried?? if youre gonna do this let us watch him fight at least

[necromcom]

moodboard

[necromcom]

https://twitter.com/headBONDmeLWJ/status/1354079659118497794?s=20

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