#chaotic loki

[daisybell17]

Loki, talking about Mobius: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

[mandofury]

Loki: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Mobius: *not looking up from his jet ski magazine* It's a spear.

Loki: BLOCKED.

Mobius: Wait! Unblock me, please.

Loki: Fine. *Unblocks*

Mobius: *whispering* Spearrrr.

Loki: BLOCKED AGAIN.

[logyn-aesthetic]

Loki & Sigyn

chaos with a sprinkle of sunshine ✨☠️🌼💣

[blahamajama]

LOKI IS DB COOPER OH MY GOSH

I LEARNED ABOUT HIM IN SCHOOL HE’S LITERALLY LEGENDARY 

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND 

WHAT ELSE ARE WE GONNA LEARN DID LOKI POSE FOR THE MONA LISA OR INSPIRE STAR WARS

[paladin-and-sorcerer]

Today’s mood is chaotic Loki

[daisybell17]

Mobius: Loki and I are no longer friends. Loki: MOBIUS THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

[daisybell17]

Mobius: This food is too hot… I cant eat it. Loki: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence Sylvie: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Thor: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!

[daisybell17]

Y/N: Why is there blood everywhere? Loki: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Y/N: You stabbed someone?! Loki: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.