If you'd told me a couple of weeks ago that I would willingly be watching three straight hockey bros discuss ... anything ... I would've laughed at you. But I've been utterly charmed by the Empty Netters podcast.
Like, these guys didn't know what they were getting into, and the guy on the right didn't even know it was M/M romance when he started watching it. But they all fell in love with the show (and maybe with Ilya's butt) 😂
[left to right: Dan, Chris, Sean]
About the shower scene in episode 1 of Heated Rivalry:
Dan: So we get a great ass shot here and let’s call it what it is, boys. Ilya is dragging a wagon.
Chris: Is he a hockey player?
Dan: He better be. This actor is from Texas. That guy’s got a fucking rump on him.
Chris: He’s from Texas???
Dan: I think so, yeah. He’s doing a great Russian accent. Ilya dragging a wagon. Massive ass on the guy. That’s a hockey butt. That might be the most accurate hockey thing in the show: Ilya’s ass.
Chris: Dude, correct! I couldn’t take my eyes off it!
Dan: For those who are unaware, hockey players … we got big butts. And Ilya’s butt is … it’s plaque-worthy. The thing was huge. I loved it. [Goes back to the show without any indication he's talking about the show again]: So then … we start jerking off in the shower.
Chris: Yes. Yes we do, Dan.
Dan: Sean, at this point, you know what kind of show...
Sean: I started to suspect that it wasn’t just about hockey. At this point I thought ‘this is an unusual creative decision for this Mighty Ducks spin-off.’