▪︎When you're short:【Stu Macher headcanons】
S: how dating stu would be when you're on the short side 🍊🔪
I'm currently taking requests <3
●°𓇚°●
♡ We all know Stu is a tall, lanky guy. He's always been that way, even as a "little" child. He was always the tallest one in class. So, naturally, when he comes across you, he thinks you're just the cutest little thing ever.
♡ Stu absolutely loves manhandling you. Like yeah, he'll totally just pick you up at any given moment and toss you over his shoulder. He doesn't care if you're all alone with just the two of you or if you're in public. If he wants you over his shoulder or carried like a bride in his arms, he'll make it happen.
♡ Trailing off of that, he CANNOT keep his hands off of you. That's definitely something that would be a norm for him in dating, but I feel like it would be even more so if you're a short gal. He just needs to touch you at all times. Oh, someone might see? Who gives a shit?? Get over there and let him love on you.
♡ He definitely has a bunch of nicknames for you. Anything from endearing to infuriating. For example- cutie, cutie-pie, sweetie, baby, shorty, short-stack, stumpy, mayor of munchkin land.
♡ He loves the height difference, especially when it comes to properly kissing you. Every time he has to bend down to your height to kiss you, every time you tell him to lean in, every time he has to pick you up just to finally be level with your lips, it sends a jolt through him. You're just so adorable to him.
♡ Oh, and don't think even for a second that he won't tease you about it because he will. As mentioned with some of the less-than flattering nicknames he gives you, he'll find many ways to tease you for your height. All in good playful fun, of course.
♡ He especially loves patting your head as he's walking by, a drive-by tease meant just to rile you up. Getting you get all red-faced and huffy is one of his favorite pastimes.
♡ Stu loves it when you wear his clothes. Why? Because you're always swimming in them. They're always so baggy and loose on you, making you look even smaller than you actually are. Sometimes, if you're staying over at his place, he'll steal and hide your clothes, so you have to wear his instead.
♡ He's always happy to help you do the things you're not tall enough to do (without a step stool). Such as reaching things on the top shelves, although he might hold the item above your head, just out of reach just to tease you. However, in some cases, if there's something very specific you want, he'll just pick you up and let you grab it yourself.
♡ Holding you from behind and resting his chin on top of your head. 10/10 idle position for him. Loves it.
♡ Naturally, his default when cuddling is big spoon, but hey, he's a sensitive guy. He can enjoy being the little spoon every now and then, even if it does look a little silly ;)
●°𓇚°●
