#claudiaxundertaker

[ladystardust147]

Friendly reminder that this guy knocked someone up

[bonedust-in-my-latte]

"Every once in a while something changes

And she's changing me

It's too late for me now, I am altered"

"There is something beneath

She's not acid nor alkaline

Caught between black and white

Not quite either day or night

She's perfectly misaligned"

"I'm caught up in her design

And how it connects to mine

I see in a different light

The objects of my desire

Ooh, let's talk about chemistry

'Cause I'm dying to melt through

To the heart of her molecules

'Til the particles part like holy water"

"If anything"

"She's an undiscovered element

Either born in Hell or Heaven-sent

Either way I'm into it"

"She's not acid nor alkaline

Caught between black and white

Not quite either day or night

She's perfectly misaligned

I'm caught up in her design

And how it connects to mine

I see in a different light

The objects of my desire"

"Not acid nor alkaline

Caught between black and white

Not quite either day or night

She's perfectly misaligned

I'm caught up in her design

And how it connects to mine

I see in a different light

The objects of my desire"

[dqrkncss666]

Very smoll xD

Claudia, speaking to a nobleman: FIGHT ME!

Undertaker: Stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!

Claudia: My height doesn't effect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!

Undertaker: You can't even reach my neck.

Claudia: Do you really want to test me now?! Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!

[sailon5463]

I’m gonna post a whole list of Claudia Phantomhive Headcanons, hope you like them!

Growing up, she had immense pressure from her father to be an ideal Phantomhive head as her parents were unable to have a son.

Her father hated the fact that the next Queen’s Watchdog was to be a woman.

She constantly tried to win her father’s favour, to no avail.

She was loved by her grandmother, but she died when Claudia was 8.

She affectionately called her grandmother “Gramma” to her parents’ dismay.

She would vent to her maid, Elena. She had a close relationship with her and thought of her as an older sister.

She frequently visited her grandmother’s grave to talk to her.

She met Undertaker at her grandmother’s grave.

Undertaker would comfort the young Claudia when she ran away from home.

Undertaker tried to persuade Claudia to live happily and run away from her family, but she wouldn’t hear of it.

Being a worthy family head and a good Watchdog were the most important things in her life.

Cedric, Undertaker, her mother, Vincent and Francis were the most important people in her life.

She could make Undertaker laugh with a single joke from her teenage years onwards.

Undertaker was a frequent guest when she owned the manor, even when her children were born.

They loved to chase each other around the manor gardens.

As The Queen’s Watchdog, she was conniving, enigmatic, smart, witty and somewhat sadistic.

Phantomhive heirs keep their last name, regardless of gender, hence Earl and Countess Phantomhive.

She was closest to Cedric out of all of her friends growing up and confided many things in him.

She loved him with all her heart.

She had a huge argument with her parents before her wedding because she insisted on inviting Undertaker.

She taught him the norms and rules of high society alone.

She was talented at playing the piano.

Cedric and Undertaker would sing with her playing when they were all together.

The only two hobbies that her parents made her do that she enjoyed were playing the piano and fencing.

Her favourite flowers were purple Iris and white Lilac.

She always smelled slightly of Lilac, as she was calmed by the smell of crushed Lilac.

She taught Cedric and her children to fence too.

She would call the Aristocrats of Evil together once a month so that they could exchange information and play poker and billiards.

Very few people could defeat her in a poker match.

Claudia loved to collect expensive trinkets and tea sets from around the world.

She loved her children above all else.

She loved both of her parents unconditionally, no matter how her father treated her.

She had a loving and close relationship with her mother.

Call her “Claudy” and you’ll never be heard from again.

Undertaker called her “Little Mistress” when she was young.

She met Oliver when she was young and quite liked him.

She supported Undertaker after Oliver’s death and he did the same to her after her parents died.

She didn’t attend her father’s funeral but mourned for him alone after the service.

Her parents both died of natural causes.

She longed for a brother, even though her parents couldn’t have another child.

Undertaker and Claudia entered a relationship in 1850.

Cedric knew of Undertaker and Claudia’s relationship and was happy with Claudia having more than one partner.

Claudia was also Polyamorous.

Claudia, Cedric and Undertaker had a mutual relationship from 1852 onwards and raised Vincent and Francis together.

The triad were unofficially married by Tanaka in 1858 in a small ceremony in the manor gardens with a few close friends and Cedric and Claudia’s families in attendance.

She used to garden frequently and kept a bed of tulips that was kept after her death.

[tothelasthoursofmylife]

Here With Me (Two)

 Countryside, England, United Kingdom – December 1888

  She stepped next to him, her clothes and hair untouched by the wind. He didn’t look at her, but from the corner of his eye, he could see that today, she was nothing more than a child.

Just like he was nothing more than a child; just like he is still nothing but a child.

“Darkness, my friend, always clung to us,” Cloudia said. The wind was howling, but her voice still sounded clear through the air. “You knew that before you left, you got to know that better afterwards – and still, you stayed. You knew very well that something like that could always happen – that to us, ‘happily ever afters’ are even more improbable than to everyone else.”

Undertaker didn’t answer her – he just looked ahead, his eyes glassy and his mind both in turmoil and in rest.

“You didn’t have to do what you did, Undertaker,” she continued her song against the cold wind. “You could have stayed with them – but you have decided to stay with us. You are miserable because of the path you’ve chosen – do you sometimes wish not to have interfered? To have stayed and waited for all to end?”

“You know why I didn’t.”

“I do,” she softly said. “But you could have returned – you could have at least tried. You can still do that – it’s not too late.”

“It is too late, Countess.”

“This is a lie you are telling yourself, Undertaker.”

For a while, they were both silent until Cloudia spoke again. “Darkness, adventures – they can be so tempting to a wandering soul. But what is the prize you have to pay for them? Many act without thinking. Many act from necessity. Entering is easy, but leaving isn’t. Leaving something is the hardest you can do – because leaving means letting go. It means giving up one of the many paths from which you can choose. But it also means that you can step on a new one – and see where it will lead you.” She gazed up at him, and from the corner of his eye, Undertaker saw that she looked like on that fateful day all those years ago which brought them together until they had been forcibly ripped apart.

“None of us was able to let go – we were both too weak to leave. That’s why you are standing here. That’s why you are talking to a memory of the real me inside your head, Undertaker.”

Cloudia knelt down and reached out to touch the stone which he never forgot to clean. “It is his birthday and the anniversary, Undertaker. You should go and see our little Earl – your and the real me’s little Earl – rather than standing here in the shadows. It is cold here; if you go inside, warmth will meet you.”

“You know that I can’t – his aunt and fiancée are here.”

“And I know that you know that none of them would be displeased of your presence.”

She stood up and turned to him, but he didn’t turn to her. “Go to them, talk to them. Give him a present and make him laugh. Don’t imagine me, don’t talk to me. You are telling this to yourself, Cedric. Deep down, you know that you can be happy if you choose a different path. And still, you keep walking this one because you have walked it for so long now and you don’t know if you can ever walk another. You don’t know if you are now strong enough to let go. You are afraid – and what you are, I am too. I am afraid of what will come. We are all afraid, Cedric. It is not only you. It is not only them. It is okay to be afraid – and if you are together, you will see that all will be fine. You have already understood that – all you need to do now is to act and let go.”

It started to snow when he collapsed to the ground, and when he spoke, the wind tore at his words and clothes.

“I can’t. I couldn’t let go of one. How can I let go of all of you?”

[dqrkncss666]

Phantomhive dancer Ch.2 ~Seduce and Destroy~

"Oh, My Lady looks stunning in such street clothing!" Undertaker joked when Claudia appeared with her butler a street away from the bar. She was wearing a white blouse with a brown corset above it. Her normal formal looking dress was replaced with a fine made long skirt from the Hopkins tailor shop. "And who could have thought you could actually look better in normal street wear." she crossed her arms. "Madame are you sure you don't want me to help you instead? " her butler gave a judgemental look at the grinning man that didn't look very trustworthy. "Yes Jerry, he might not look very suitable for a serious job but he will do just fine, besides this case is as mad as he is so don't worry." "Yes Madam...." he entered the carriage and drove off. "I prefer the term mentally hilarious" his grin widened. "Yes of course, how could I forget... All right let us start with this, shall we? " she took off the Family's blue ring and placed it in her skirt's pocket. Undertaker observed her for a while before he noticed the small dagger she had in her sleeve. "Claudia, I can see the dagger" he pointed out whispering before they started walking. "Oh," she hid it better under her sleeve and smiled back at him. "Thank you Undertaker" They made their way to the bar and before they could knock on the door, it opened wide with a young man welcoming them with the brightest smile.

It was a great looking place. Wooden tables were decorated with vases with various flowers in them. Undertaker's eyes didn't lose a chance to observe his surroundings for anything suspicious. The bar had some people inside it most likely other staff members. "Oi, what's this pretty lady doin' here?" the barman asked. "Good day sir, I saw you were looking for a dancer and a bar attendant, am I correct?" Claudia smiled. "Ahh I see now" he crossed around the bar and came closer to Claudia and Undertaker. "Such a pretty lil' face you have" the man lifted her chin up. Giggling could be heard from the ladies sitting on the chairs beside the piano across the room. Undertaker was looking at him very irritated as he stepped closer to them. "Thank you sir" she smirked. "Oh and... who's that?" the barman noticed Undertaker. "For the bar attendant job..." he tried to keep his anger from showing. "Hmm, I can tell" he smiled. "I am Claudia, he is Alban" she winked back at Undertaker.

_____

Undertaker heard his nickname and oh did it make him calm down. Claudia instead of his real name that, only she was aware of and his regular nickname; Undertaker, she used to call him Alban near her friends or generally people. It meant 'white' in Latin. The first time she ever said it, it took Undertaker by surprise. "Alban? Isn't that... White in Latin?" "Mhm, you are as white as snow and silver like the moon. It's a fitting name for you." she chuckled at his sudden blushing face. Who could have thought the one and only Legend of a Reaper could become as red as rose with this Lady's words spoken.

______ "I am William." he kneeled and kissed the back of Claudia's hand. "Keep your distance sir," Undertaker warned him. She really enjoyed whenever this happened and so she went along with it grabbing Undertaker's hand half hiding behind him. "Huh? Yes yes, pardon my rudeness sir" William looked angrily at him. "Ann!!! Show our newcomers their rooms," he shouted to a Lady that was sitting on a chair. "Yes brother," she said jumping from her seat where she was gossiping and giggling with the other ladies and men.

Undertaker and Claudia followed her upstairs. "Undertaker..." she whispered to get his attention. "Yes?" he whispered back. "I want you to get information from her...." "How will I do that?" "Art of seduction my dear" she whispered and walked next to Ann. Undertaker was now behind them, did he really have to do that? "This is your room Claudia" she showed her with a bright smile. "And sir Alban this is yours." she pointed at the end of the corridor. Claudia quickly entered her room and locked the door as she leaned on it trying to listen to them.

"Ann? Correct? " Undertaker went closer to her. "Oh um yes sir." she nervously played with her red hair. He moved his bangs out of his face smiling. "Such a cute little name for a stunning lady like you~ May I know more about you and what this place is about dearie~? I am very very curious to learn~" He moved even closer. "Y-yes yes sir I will tell you!" she looked at him mesmerized. Claudia that was hearing everything was holding her laughter in. 'He really just did as I said, what a loyal puppy' she smiled to herself.

After a while, Undertaker knocked on Claudia's door. She opened it and dragged him inside. "Ah what a good actor, even I would have fallen for you~" she joked and clapped her hands. "You already have dear~ But anyway, guess who actually got information~!" he smirked. "Did you really now?" she smiled. "Of course I did, no one can resist my looks and charms!~" he joked and both of them started laughing. "All right what did you learn, mister?" "She told me not to enter the cellar, but of course, we will~" he grinned "her brother has a friend Edgar, his name, and that they together own this bar. She works here as a waitress, there are more people working here equal count of males and females." he threw himself on a chair. She clapped her hands again "You really are suitable for this job~ but now it's my turn, see how it's really done~" she lowered her blouse off her shoulders and unpinned her hair running her hand through them. Undertaker flinched as he made a movement to grab her hand with a funny smile forming on his lips. She twirled around avoiding his hand as she run to the door. "Naughty naughty~" she winked back at him and left the room closing the door behind her. "That lil- Damn you Phantomhive" he hissed as he broke into laughter.

Link to ao3 account with fanfiction: LINK

[dqrkncss666]

~A monster under our bed~

(Picture was found on Pinterest)

There was silence until a cracking noise was heard in the room where Vincent and Frances were asleep. Vincent woke up terrified tapping his sister's shoulder to wake up.

" Frannie wake up!" he whispered looking around the room. "What ?" "Did you hear that?" "Hear wha-" before she could finish, the noise was heard again. "That!" Vincent said as he covered himself with the blanket. "It came from under the bed." she tilted her head to the bed edge to look. "No no! Don't look it might be a monster !" he quickly grabbed her arm. "It will eat my sword !" Frances shouted, "what should we do?" "I have an idea, when I count to three, we run to the door, okay ?" Vincent whispered terrified. Frances nodded. "One.... two... Three!" they both stood up and run to the door exiting the room shutting the door behind them. "What now? Where do we go?"  Frances looked at her brother. "Follow me..." he grabbed her hand and walked towards the Master bedroom. They slowly opened the door and peeked inside the darkroom, where their parents were asleep. They then walked inside. Because the nearby window was open, the door closed loudly from the wind. Their father woke up and looked at them, green eyes glimmering in the dark. Soon after their mother woke up. "Vincent? Frances ?" she yawned. "We... We think there is a monster under our bed!" Vincent hugged his sister. "A monster?" their father stood up and slowly made his way to them. "Yes, it made cracking noises and I think it ate my sword!" Frances said terrified. "You keep a sword under your bed ?!" Claudia's eyes widen. "Of course she does. She is your daughter, after all!" Cedric chuckled. "Fair enough..." Claudia crossed her arms. "The monster might eat us!" Vincent shouted at his father. "Shh, let's not wake up the servants" Cedric smiled at petted Vincent's head. "Dad, your hair is a mess..." Frances gave him a judgemental look making Cedric's smile widen on his lips. "Seriously Frannie! The monster might eat us !" Vincent hit lightly his sister's head. "Don't fight you two!" Claudia stood up and took her white robe.

Cedric gestured at both of the kids to come for a hug. "How about Mamma and Dadda go and see in your bedroom that monster? You stay here and we will take care of it" Cedric smiled hugging his children. "Okay... Come on Frances"  Vincent pulled his sister over to the bed as they both covered themselves with the blankets. Claudia and Cedric looked at each other trying to stay serious until they left the room. "How cute was that now!" Cedric laughed as they closed the door and started walking towards the children bedroom. "They are definitely your children... And especially Vinnie." Claudia giggled and opened the kid's bedroom door. It was dark inside. The candle had gone out, it was probably the wind from the open window. She went and closed it. Cedric looked under the bed and picked up the sword. "Well, I wonder where she took it from." Cedric smiled at his wife. "The sword? Probably Tanaka forgot to place it back after his training." She looked back at him. "Not the sword. That she is keeping it under her bed as you do, Love!" "Stop with that joke, it's for safety reasons and you keep a scythe with you all the time." she crossed her arms smirking. "All right, I apologise! I guess there are no monsters here, so let's head back to the bedroom." he placed the sword at the top of the bookcase next to the door. "I will inform Tanaka to take care of it in the morning." he smiled. They left the room and started walking back. Vincent and Frances had fallen asleep on their parent's bed. They were tired after all. Claudia opened the door and walked towards them with Cedric following behind after closing the door ever so slowly not to wake them up. She sat on the bedside and covered them with the blanket. Cedric couldn't help a warm smile form on his lips. Claudia kissed their foreheads as Vincent opened his eyes slightly. "Could you sing a lullaby?" he whispered with a sleepy voice. "Please mama..." Frances woke as well and sleepily completed. Claudia looked at her husband that nodded with a smile. "All right..." she sighed but couldn't help her smile. Cedric sat next to Frances and took both of them in his embrace. "Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight, Make me a child again just for tonight! Mother, come back from the echoless shore, Take me again to your heart as of yore; Kiss from my forehead the furrows of care, Smooth the few silver threads out of my hair; Over my slumbers your loving watch keep;—       Rock me to sleep, mother, – rock me to sleep! Backwards, flow backwards, O tide of the years! I am so weary of toil and of tears,—       Toil without recompense, tears all in vain,—   Take them, and give me my childhood again! I have grown weary of dust and decay,—   Weary of flinging my soul-wealth away; Weary of sowing for others to reap;—   Rock me to sleep, mother – rock me to sleep! Tired of the hollow, the base, the untrue, Mother, O mother, my heart calls for you! Many a summer the grass has grown green, Blossomed and faded, our faces between: Yet, with strong yearning and passionate pain, Long I tonight for your presence again. Come from the silence so long and so deep;—   Rock me to sleep, mother, – rock me to sleep! Mother, dear mother, the years have been long Since I last listened to your lullaby song: Sing, then, and unto my soul it shall seem Womanhood’s years have been only a dream. Clasped to your heart in a loving embrace, With your light lashes just sweeping my face, Never hereafter to wake or to weep;—       Rock me to sleep, mother, – rock me to sleep..." Vincent was calmly asleep, he loved his mother's voice. It was calming, sweet and comforting each time. Frances was drifting off to sleep as well, she last lifted her head to look at her father. "I will fix your hair tomorrow..." she said as sweet sleep overtook her. Cedric kissed her forehead. "Tomorrow, now rest my precious..." "Who could have thought the Legendary Grim Reaper would love his daughter and son that much..." Claudia teased him. "Who could have thought the Watchdog had an angelic voice." he giggled and took her hand pulling her in the family hug. "You need a lullaby as well, darling?" "Not a bad idea!" he whispered back.

[sailon5463]

Me Venting All Of The Reasons We Deserve Bizarre Doll!Claudia Phantomhive

First of all, we get to officially meet the Queen TM in canon.

Her and Undertaker as antagonists???? Can you say POWER COUPLE???

It’s what Francis deserves please let her have happiness.

She will be an absolute thot to everyone.

She would have the best interactions with the other Mega Thot of the series, Sebastian Michaelis.

They would roast each other to a crisp and I want to see that shit happen.

CLOSURE ON THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN UNDERTAKER, CEDRIC AND CLAUDIA.

She will love her grandchildren so much.

A pure grandmother to Real Ciel.

Will kick Sebastian’s ass in 0.3 of a second and he’s had that coming for a long time don’t even lie.

If we get Cedric as well, FUCKING POWER TRIO SIGN ME UP.

Flirts with all other male dolls lmao.

Another badass Phantomhive Woman.

I beg of you, Yana, please give us Bizarre Doll!Claudia. I want to see my queen and OT3 in canon.