#clilya

[hrsocials]

.seventy-nine. a small offering, but more on this tomorrow.

[stonermossprince]

no but i think shanes jealousy of sveta would go away as soon as they talked for more than a minute, i also believe his jealousy over cliff would absolutely skyrocket after seeing the ✨️clilya✨️ bromance

like i truly believe he'd go full crazy jealous possessive about it, marking ilya up anytime he knows cliff might be around, going through their texts, "accidentally" double booking events, putting an airtag on ilya...

and the whole time ilya is aware and marly is like "bro, thats so toxic", and ilya just gives the most salacious grin and texts shane "sorry baby, cliff just really needs me tonight"

his phone starts ringing in less than 10 seconds and ilya is already heading for the door

[cinematicvests]

extremely loosely inspired by @stonermossprince's post

[piracypiranha]

Marley and Ilya had one deeply ill-advised, not-that-drunk hookup in their early twenties that ended with Cliff sitting Ilya down the next morning to gently explain that it was not for him. And Ilya perfect gaydar Rozanov is laughing in his face because obviously Marley is not straight, what are we even talking about here. But Cliff is like, “No, no, the dick itself? Incredible. Truly elite work. You are very talented with that. It’s just that unfortunately you, personally, are attached to it.” Because Ilya is Marley’s best friend, brother-from-another-mother, platonic soulmate, and apparently that outweighs sex god.

[hollanoveau]

so we’ve all seen this gif in the context of “ilya and tipsy horny shane out with the cens” right

and that’s good and hot and fine and i agree.

however.

i see this and raise you: daddy cliff out with horny rookie ilya. thank you for your consideration.

[ismickeyadopted]

“so you really never knew Roz liked men?”

Marly: “uhhh i mean no, mostly we would just lay on his bed, listening to Radiohead, staring into each other’s eyes. but we never kissed or anything so how would i know if he was gay or not???”

[liminalmess]

songs that Ilya and Cliff have definitely drunkenly screamed into the (1) mic that they’re sharing at karaoke #tome:

1. many men by 50 cent (pretending to shoot each other and themselves during this one)

2. it wasn’t me by shaggy (while humping the air periodically and also each other)

3. baby got back by sir mix-a-lot (Ilya is “pretending” to grind on Cliff during this one while Cliff “pretends” to smack his ass)

4. the real slim shady by eminem (lot of up hand movements during this one)

5. young wild and free by snoop dogg (do I even have to say what’s happening during this one)

6. who let the dogs out by baha men (lots of obnoxious barking)

7. party rockers by LMFAO (they’re trying to do the stupid dances really badly and almost falling over a lot)

8. yeah! by usher (Ilya is doing usher’s parts while cliff does lil jon’s ad libs, both of them badly try to sing luda’s part)

[bambicoded]