So uh @hollanoveau took my brains out with one mention of a long term Shane x Ilya x Marlow relationship and I wanted to add to the tag.
Cliff lays down on the couch always first. Cliff is a couch princess and once he is down he is not getting back up. Snacks? Blankets? forget it. Ilya sits by his head and drapes an arm over his chest as he plays on his phone. Shane stuffs himself in between Cliff's legs, either resting his back on his thigs or getting right in the middle or placing Cliff's legs in his lap. Cliff just lets them figure it out. Cliff gets forehead kisses from Ilya. Shane prefers to massage his calves.
Cliff once passed out and fell asleep in the cuck chair. Ilya would usually drag him to bed if he hadn't made his way there himself but he had knocked out also. Shane woke up an hour later and realized Cliff was snoring across the room with his neck in a terrible position. He wakes Cliff up and drags him to shower together - Ilya joins them later with an unhappy pout for being 'left out'.
Ilya has the gladiator outfit. Shane had the backwards hat and sock combo and Cliff has a chest harness.
Cliff randomly gets really into making custom lures to use in the lake for fishing. Shane ends up joining him and their quality time together boils down to painting fish. Shane's fish always look a bit wrong. Ilya makes fun of them both for being old men. Shane and Cliff fish together while Ilya spreads out on the dock and keeps up with Cliff's beer consumption.
Cliff and Ilya revert back to their early 20s when Shane leaves them alone. Shane had come back once to both of his boyfriends suffering stomach aches because they purchased the hot ones challenge and instead of putting the hot sauce on wings...they made Bloody Mary shots with much more hot sauce than recommended.
Cliff and Shane do a lot of cooking together. Cliff will pull out a recipe that he wants to try out and then he will brainstorm with Shane about what substitutes they can make to make the recipe healthier. Sometimes it turns into an argument where Cliff is passionately waving his arms around and yelling at Shane that you cannot substitute butter in the recipe because the main flavor is butter. Shane thinks it's funny. He sometimes will ask rage baiting questions just to see Cliff flip his shit.
Cliff is Shane's little spoon. Ilya is Shane's big spoon. Shane, however, will wake up in the middle of the night from overheating and will flop on top of the sheets effectively preventing himself from being cuddled or cuddling. He falls asleep on his back and snores.
They all snore but for different reasons. Ilya snores only when their window is open. Shane snores when he sleeps on his back. Marlow snores when he has good dreams. One night they all snore at different times and keep on waking each other up.
Idk if any of this made sense but eh~
