#clint barton is back

[awesometheydontknowiamhere]

I promise not to be a horrendous bitch. I promise that I won't post anything about Avengers Endgame for at least five days after the release.

—The Girl Who Doesn't Want Her Endgame Spoiled And Neither Will She Spoil It For Anybody Else.

[awesometheydontknowiamhere]

So who here has health insurance for the psychological damage Avengers Endgame is going to give us?

See you in therapy, fam.

[awesometheydontknowiamhere]

Marvel: Some people move on, but not us. Never us.

Me (and probably the entire MCU fandom): Bitch no has moved on from anything. No one's recovering from the curve balls you keep throwing at us.

*visions of every single bad thing that has happened in the MCU flashing through my eyes*

[awesometheydontknowiamhere]

When Marvel fam saw:

Everybody collectively lost their shit.

[awesometheydontknowiamhere]

Oh. My. God.

*This is a thirst post.*

This split second visual turned my insides to jelly.

I can't even breathe bitches.

Clint is out there serving looks like it's dinner time at the prison cafeteria.